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posted by Maiq the Liar Jun 12 2012 18:46 GMT
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Butt.

Fortran
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REVIEW: Look at thisssss--sneaking into george's secrets. Heavy risk, but the priiiize...

George of the Jungle Searches for secret is a great game, it is a great game because georde of the Jungle was my fagorite movie ever.
The game beging on the shores of Normandy, where George, who recently escaped from the jungle is trying to defeat Hitler and his army of robots. On his journey of self discovery George meets familiar characters that fans will recognize, like that one monkey, and that girl, and the trees are there to help.
The game boasts severel unique features such as the ability to pick up trees and use them as weapons, and dangle your privates in front of enemies to distract hem while the monkey goes in for the kill. among the powers you unlock there are several nifty and cool powers, like eventually girl gets shot and george gets mad and chokes a bitch and then gets depressed and that's when you need to start using the money you collected to buy cigareetes and other various drugs because George needs his fix to keep himself from becoming suicidal. It is at this point in the game where the game becomes more challenging.
After girl died from Hitler's parade of evil robots, george straps a *crag*ton of C4 to his chest which is set to explode when he gets to crying like a little bitch. If you play the game right you can get george out of this state forever by helping him discover what hookers are. wqhen you confront hitler in his flying castle he begins yelling at you in german and then monkey tells you to shut him up so you do by punching him off the castle into the abyss below, which is my favorite reference to a movie: Jackie Chan's Adventures. When George takes control of the castle he uses it to fly to africa, because his mission is not complete
When George gets to Africa he crashes the castle in to the rainforest, destroying it(which cleverly sets up the plot for the blockbuster hit "Ferngully") and he apologizes to all the people but wonders why they lived in the rainforest when all that lives there are evil things like snakes. After that George gets picked up by a giant eagle who takes him to the Mountain of Destiny where he is told that in order to stop Obama bin Laden he needs to travel north and desecrate at least 12 campfires along the way which is where the clever use of typical fetch quest mechanics comes into play, I didn't even realize it until a few minutes ago.
Once the butter and sugar is creamed together, mix in the vanilla and eggs. Don't beat it together, you don't want it to be frothy. This will make your chocolate chip cookies spongy instead of chewy and moist.
The game takes a dramatic turn when you reach Saudi arabia because George learns about his past and becomes a super saiyan. this part of the game was really easy and it's the reason I'm not giving it a 10 out of 10.
After george defeats obama's health care he proceeds to America where the climax of the game happens, he kidnaps an ethiopian child and climbs the empire state building, where he sadly meets his demise at the hands of monkey's cousin donkey, who was mad because monkey died when the castle exploded.
This game taught me what it meant to love and also that monster truck rallies are very bad things, after this I know I won't be going to one ever again.


I give this game a solid 8.13 out of 9 and you should buy it

Ignorant
why isn't it
So according to my father, the US military just killed Bin Laden.
posted by Maiq the Liar May 02 2011 03:01 GMT
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EDIT: Looks like it's true.

msn
Wrong. Hiter died April 30.
the *crag*
posted by Maiq the Liar Jul 14 2012 01:03 GMT
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M'aiq needs to lay off the skooma. This site always goes to hell when he uses some.

MM
erryday nigga
This is the Gary Busey thread
posted by Maiq the Liar Jul 12 2012 05:38 GMT
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Fallen Shade
radical
movies
posted by Maiq the Liar Jul 09 2012 15:23 GMT
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Grievous

How to Write a Book Report
posted by Maiq the Liar May 27 2012 07:14 GMT
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I remember seeing this years ago...

anyway, why the *crag* not?

MM
I meant to show this to my sister a few months ago
My computer screen is now coated in soda.
posted by Maiq the Liar Apr 14 2012 05:08 GMT
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Am I really seeing this?

Tails Doll
i came
It was a dark and stormy night...
posted by Maiq the Liar Mar 27 2012 21:48 GMT in RPOT
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...you find yourself outdoors in an unfamiliar land.

What you do?

DarkBlueAce
>New Game Plus
Is that your final answer?
posted by Maiq the Liar Mar 15 2012 07:13 GMT
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Super-Claus
I used to watch who wants to be a millionaire alot just for the stupid British people
Okay, so there's jumping the shark...
posted by Maiq the Liar Feb 11 2012 00:15 GMT
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...and then there's this.

 

I'm sorry, but words fail me...

weedlord bonerhitler
Yeahg darkz reemember that one time we
Welp, there goes my vote
posted by Maiq the Liar Jan 12 2012 00:11 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
Vote for the unibomber instaed.
This is how Tamriel ended
posted by Maiq the Liar Jan 07 2012 02:26 GMT
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Fallen Shade
wat
Here is how you skyrim like a professional
posted by Maiq the Liar Dec 14 2011 06:46 GMT
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Monocleton
lol
Welp.
posted by Maiq the Liar Nov 11 2011 08:50 GMT
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Playing Skyrim, wandering through the woods, and then I happened to come across this handsome devil.

Yes.

DarkBlueAce
Maiq is done talking, go bother somebody else.
Fus
posted by Maiq the Liar Nov 28 2011 03:34 GMT
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DarkBlueAce
Dragons are pushovers.
1 more coin and I can git a pair of shoes
posted by Maiq the Liar Nov 16 2011 15:47 GMT
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Fallen Shade

I handle the situation accordingly and reintercept my current advances

Bye guys
posted by Maiq the Liar Nov 11 2011 02:54 GMT in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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See you in a week.

You guys realize there are only 7 days left, right?
posted by Maiq the Liar Nov 04 2011 04:50 GMT
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Maiq the Liar

Fus ro dah up in this bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkf3eL7Pol0

This is M'aiq the Liar, it should be perfectly obvious why I think 11-11-11 is going to be amazing.

7 more days and I get to become a certified Spider Puncher.

Huh.
posted by Maiq the Liar Nov 02 2011 05:24 GMT in Pony General
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Welp
posted by Maiq the Liar Oct 21 2011 14:01 GMT in Soulcalibur V
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This is probably the best decision Namco made since the GC version of SCII.

 

I'm not gonna lie, I think Ezio is a damn good choice for a guest character considering his abilities and all.

Gold Prognosticus
That looks pretty cool. I don't own any of the previous SC games (though I've played SC3 a couple of times round a friends house), but I may consider this if I have any spare money.
Your trust is well placed, Kelly.
posted by Maiq the Liar Oct 02 2011 22:48 GMT
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These will never cease to amuse me.

Fallen Shade
I've been through a lot too, Kelly
it's not the guards that frighten you
posted by Maiq the Liar Sep 23 2011 03:51 GMT
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Tails Doll
Thought that was the adoring fan for a second there
Neat.
posted by Maiq the Liar Sep 21 2011 23:50 GMT in Pony General
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this
posted by Maiq the Liar Sep 11 2011 13:28 GMT
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Fallen Shade
stairs
I'm sorry, but
posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 26 2011 03:24 GMT
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Maiq the Liar

oh god

We should all distance fight.
posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 21 2011 02:25 GMT
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Fallen Shade
cherikinz
Quarians. You should eat them.
posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 20 2011 04:37 GMT
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Fallen Shade
nasty prison shower scene
Holy *crag*
posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 03 2011 01:45 GMT
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Super-Claus
better than any movie ever
Yes
posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 02 2011 11:54 GMT
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Super-Claus
amazing