mateys, pillage a box a tissues, because ye're gonna cry. I will be sailing away for 5 days on the 17th, Wednesday.... I know ye be in tears now, so I will give ye some good news. I be NOT sailing away because I have a life, no. it be because I will be playing video games for 5 days straight, no breaks, for absolutely no reason. If ye cannot bear this horrible news 'n now have sucidal thoughts, seek a mental health counselor, just don't tell the sea dog or the wench the reason ye're there, he or she will then break down into tears too if ye tell the sea dog or the wench. So, mateys, I hope ye can cope with this horrible news, 'n just remember, it be only 5 days, at least it be not a month, or forever!
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