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Posted by Kotaku May 28 2010 05:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#apple The iPad finally goes on sale in Japan today. The country's TV news have been covering the launch as well as another product on sale in nearby China: the iPed. More »
darkz

hahahahahahahahahaa

Nastasia
lol

Posted by Kotaku May 27 2010 17:00 GMT in God of War III
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#art IGN's Jessica Chobot recently went topless for charity, allowing a Sony artist to do a mold of her chest and then giving the cast a "God of War" paint job. More »
Shrowser

Jessica Chobot is a chipmunk-faced whore.

Slim
nasty

Posted by darkz May 27 2010 20:21 GMT
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Nastasia
it's a broken image
Nastasia

god damn it i just realised i read that wrong

 

*crag* i need to learn how to read


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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler May 27 2010 12:47 GMT
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Fallen Shade
*crag* yeah Rosalina as a personal cum dumpster

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 27 2010 12:38 GMT
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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 27 2010 13:16 GMT
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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 27 2010 11:51 GMT
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It's been long enough without one of these damn threads.

<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid

<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"

<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip

<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass is already registered
<Cloud> cant find out whats wrong
<Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>
<Cloud> hmmm...
<Cloud> strange
<Cloud> it said it isnt registered
<Cloud> although i keep saying register it
<Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc
* Cloud has quit IRC
* Cloud has joined #radio
<Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!
<Cloud> hey it worked
<Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password

<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs, and more computers, air con etc
<@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the whole *crag*ing house
<@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer rebooted
<Durus> hahahaha lujan.  that's some funny shit
<@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet who had to run his toaster of his UPS

<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell
<+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today
<+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work."
<+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.

<0dan0> and I am simulating california in my own room
<0dan0> I have the humidifier going onto my heater, creating a warm front
<0dan0> then the window is opening letting in the cold dry air, creating a cold front
<0dan0> soon there will be precipitation as the warm air mass is forced to rise by the denser cold air
<0dan0> and my room will be a tropical rainforest
<cran> or it will be a room full of tepid air and one dumb homo

poetica09: i need to think of more ways to make an ass of myself
poetica09: it's fun stuff
poetica09: i was considering going somewhere next weekend
poetica09: and putting up a sign, like maybe outside of a store
poetica09: and a tin can
poetica09: and the sign would say
poetica09: "donate to help a deaf blind man stay alive"
poetica09: and i could be sitting on a lawn chair
poetica09: reading a magazine and listening to my cd player
poetica09: and waving at people who walk by :-p

<Silellak> Do you remember the good old days, when bottle caps said "YOU WIN" or "YOU LOSE", rather than giving you some lame code you redeem at their ad-filled website?
<Silellak> I miss being told I'm a loser by a corporate product :(

<Argentius> I fell asleep again in class today...
<Darkersun> that sucks man, what did the teacher do?
<Argentius> I am the  teacher >.<

Super-Claus
witide

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Posted by Mrcasee May 26 2010 21:55 GMT
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MattTheSpratt
buythetoysbuythetoysbuythegamesbuythegamesbuythecardsbuythecards

Posted by Popple May 27 2010 00:13 GMT
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Starting Wallet Amount: $100

- Boondocks Season 2 DVD
- 12 Oz. Mouse DVD
- Madvillain CD                      

Remaining Wallet Amount: $45

Discuss what I should waste it on.

MattTheSpratt
Killer7, but don't get the PS2 version. Suda had to cram two discs' worth of stuff into one PS2 disc, and as a result the load times and graphics have taken a big hit.
Alternatively, a copy of Gorillaz: Rise Of The Ogre.
MattTheSpratt

Oh yeah it was, I got it mixed up because the chapters were called Targets starting with 0. Also, yea on Transmet.


Posted by Gold Prognosticus May 16 2010 16:16 GMT
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I downloaded a custom server which supports a whole lot more stuff. As always, it'll only be on when I can run it, but I'm open to suggestions if anybody has any. For builder rank, either post your minecraft username here or talk to me in-game.

Gold Prognosticus

Server's up again. (Edit: Not any more.)

Gold Prognosticus
Yeah, it seems to be taking host a while to get himself sorted out. If it's not sorted tommorow I'll ask him about it.

Posted by Joystiq May 26 2010 16:55 GMT in Sonic Colors
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Man, Sega's just full of surprises, isn't it? Earlier today, the company announced Sonic Colors (or Colours, if you live in a country that spells that word that ridiculous way). a new platformer featuring the blue hedgehog and his new troupe of polychromatic friends. Sonic will have to navigate a sci-fi themed amusement park to thwart the plans of -- who else -- Dr. Eggman by saving multicolored aliens, each of which bestow a certain special ability upon the series' attitude-filled protagonist. That sounds like it has the propensity be be more colorful and trippy than a Flaming Lips concert.

According to Sega Europe's blog, the game is set to drop for Wii and DS in late 2010. You can check out an extremely brief announcement trailer posted after the break.

[Thanks, RupeeClock]
Nastasia

 oh cool another shitty sonic game

Fallen Shade
This already failed before it even got a chance to succeed. SEGA just needs to hurry up and *crag*ing fire the entire Sonic Team staff already.

Posted by Lord Crump May 26 2010 20:51 GMT
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Not that OoT's critical average matters taking factors such as the amount of reviews, how many reviewers were actually credible or are now defunct, etc., but the fandumb's reaction is bound to be entertaining

Slim
All this for a rehash?
Fallen Shade
It's not, it's basically jacking off hardcore old school Mario players, nostalgia fags, and people who liked the 1st game. But hey I'm not complaining, it's probably the best 3D platformer thats been on a nintendo console since Banjo Kazooie, and thats saying something.

Posted by Joystiq May 26 2010 20:40 GMT in Rock Band 3
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Given that Harmonix already teased the inclusion of a new instrument in Rock Band 3 -- the keyboard -- we almost feel like we've been taken for a ride. That is, if today's report from Ars Technica's mole on the game is correct and the keyboard is actually a keytar. "What?!" you cry. Much like Frankie, we must say, "Relax!" because, well, we're totally on board with the concept. Just think about the possibilities!

The Ars report also alleges the addition of a "Pro" mode "that will require proper technique, and may lead to actual skills on guitar and bass." Perhaps that mode will have some tie to the peripherals, which will apparently all be put assembled by Mad Catz (something hinted at by an announcement earlier this year), with EA supposedly only handling the distribution of game discs.

Regardless, though Ars' mole has been on point in the past with rumors, without confirmation from MTV Games, Harmonix, EA, or Mad Catz (yes, we tried -- only MTV Games responded, saying "We do not comment on rumors or speculation."), this report is still, unfortunately, unconfirmed.
FrozenWinters

cool

MattTheSpratt
*crag* yes, I love keytars. They're like something ripped kicking and screaming right out of the late 80s, they are cheesy yet kickass.

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Posted by Popple May 26 2010 08:00 GMT
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Shrowser
I thought they stopped podcasting last year.
FrozenWinters
lol @ end

Posted by Kotaku May 26 2010 16:40 GMT in Final Fantasy IX
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#playstationnetwork Garnet wants to be kidnapped right away, and while that's all fine and good in Europe, where Final Fantasy IX is now available for purchase on the PlayStation Network, here in North America we must ignore her desperate pleas. More »
Lord Crump

They need to hurry their asses up. It's the second best in the series.


Posted by Lord Crump May 26 2010 03:28 GMT in Final Fantasy IX
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Brem
*tumbleweed*
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
I never used Freya after the Grotto/wherever she needed to be used
Always went with Zidane, Garnet, Steiner and Vivi. Always.
Posted by Jack Noir May 26 2010 00:19 GMT
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Shrowser
rhansen2
I don't have it, but I will next month.
Jack Noir
Disregard that, the camera just showed a horse dick in a cutscene. It was modeled and everything. Game sucks.

Posted by Lord Crump May 26 2010 03:02 GMT in Final Fantasy VII
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I could just copy/paste the text, but I'll link to the topic I made on another forum. K', discuss

©na
Looks like a troll thread to me

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Posted by darkz May 26 2010 00:24 GMT
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FrozenWinters
OLD.
©na
Pi, you have a poor grasp of internet time. A few days and already been posted by a user is old, three hours and an automated news post is not old.
Heck three hours and any sort of post isn't old.
Posted by Popple May 25 2010 08:58 GMT
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Slim
AHAHAHAHAHA
weedlord bonerhitler
>beret
fffffffffff stop being a hipster pops.

Posted by Popple May 25 2010 23:18 GMT
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Fun Fact: I scrolled, right clicked, copied, and pasted all with a MacBook touchpad. :U

weedlord bonerhitler

yea 36 chambers muhu*crag*aaaa

 

also who the hell is U-God, Flavio does not remember U-God

weedlord bonerhitler

Flavio is not missing the actual point of hte topic


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Posted by Mrcasee May 25 2010 19:37 GMT
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
is this supposed to be funny or cool or something funny on one scene or is it just a short action scene
what is this
Shrowser
Pretty cool.

Posted by Kotaku May 24 2010 12:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#ds That's what this letter seems to suggest, when a girl - forced to write a letter to a company for a school project - bugs Nintendo for a DS, and Nintendo obliges. More »
Lord Crump
If true, then d'aww, that's scho schweet
Super-Claus
if cookies are games with more up to date graphics then yes, if cookies are they're games in general then no.
Posted by Popple May 25 2010 08:55 GMT
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Popple
In other news, Afro Samurai has a good chance of being returned to the Best Buys so that Samurai Champloo can be purchased.

Posted by Kotaku May 25 2010 01:00 GMT in Mass Effect
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#hollywood BioWare's epic sci-fi role playing game is on its way to a theater near you, with Legendary Pictures—the studio banking on the notion that video game movies will be a Big Deal—reportedly picking up the film rights. More »
Lord Crump
I think I just dropped a load in my pants; seriously, this is amazing news
Popple
*crag* this, where the Joust movie they promised me.

Posted by Kotaku May 25 2010 00:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#sony The PSP may rule the roost in Japan, but in the U.S. of A., it's enjoying a less comfortable last place spot, selling but a fraction of its direct competitor. Why the drop off and what's Sony doing about it? More »
darkz
Or you know.
Maybe it just wasn't that fun.
The DS has about as much piracy as the PSP does and yet it still sells.
QQ more sony.
weedlord bonerhitler
yeah psp isn't that great. If it wasn't for shit being so damn easy to pirate flavio wouldn't have bought one. Still, it's definitely not bad and there are a few good gayumz.

Posted by Kotaku May 17 2010 22:40 GMT in PlayStation Network
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#ps3 Sony may finally be ready to make a little more cash from its PlayStation Network, with rumors that the PlayStation 3 maker will introduce a "premium" option at this year's E3 popping up weeks before the big video game expo. More »
darkz
hahaha fags
Viddd
this topic is hilarious
Posted by FrozenWinters May 25 2010 00:21 GMT
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FrozenWinters
I HATE CAMPING!

Posted by IGN May 21 2010 17:51 GMT in Xbox 360 News
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System tops console sales chart in another slow week.
Lord Crump
It's a shame how the PS3 isn't selling so well; it really is the best of the three consoles
Lord Crump

but in all honesty, darkz, you really don't have an argument; the PS3's library of exclusives overtakes the 360's library in terms of quality (Save for the games also available on the PC, but they don't count, because they're, duh, not exclusives), and the massive fanbases as well as extremely positive critical reception is a testament to this

Honestly, you can say they're overrated or whatever as much as you want, but it doesn't change the fact that what you say doesn't really matter; don't get me wrong, alot of games are overrated (OoT, or any other game ever called "greatest game ever"), but they're still good games based on their objective quality. Sure, you may not like them (That's your subjective opinion), but it doesn't make them bad games (Because they have to be bad objectively, which they aren't, because their gameplay, presentation, whatever is designed with great skill)

The only valid complaint you can make about the PS3 are how some developers (Valve) can't develop for the PS3 (Most likely because they're too lazy to learn how to develop for a console that is structured differently, which is stupid; as a programmer (Or, at least, programmer in-training), I know damn well that you have to expose yourself to as many platforms as possible and not just give up; sure, I bitched and complained about having to code in Objective-C on a Mac last semester, but I came out wiser and more experienced because of it, and made an A in the class)

Otherwise, really, there isn't any other criticism you can make that I, or most other people who own most (Or in my case, all) of the major consoles (As well as a decent PC) will take seriously