Every single damn week, I can’t remember if it’s called ‘Byte vs Brick’ or ‘Brick vs Byte.’ me failing memory terrifies me. Though me girlfriend be vaguely appreciative a it, as it allows the wench t' tell me the same anecdotes repeatedly with me having no clue I’ve heard them before. At least, she claims she’s me girlfriend; I can’t rightly recall if that’s the case or not. There’s just this person in me house who tells me t' do the washing up 'n feed the cat, 'n it seems t' prudent t' play along 'n hope me memory kicks in at some point. 'n why be all these words tattooed on me torso?

Anyway: Brick vs Byte, our weekly, unscientific look at how the top 10 best-selling games on Steam compare t' the top 10 at UK retail. What mysyteries will be revealed? Will Battlefield 3 still be king a the hill? 'n who the hell be ye people? What’s going on? Where be me trousers?(more…)