One can easily argue that the Spike Video Game Awards be probably a great deal more useful for their exclusive reveals than they be for actual award giving. Still, there be awards being given at the show, though if ye're following Geoff Keighley on Twitter, ye'd only barely notice it, since those announcements be more or less buried under the pile a exclusive teases he's amassed for himself, like a chipmunk hoarding delicious, exclusive acorns.
How in the unholy blue hell be Mario Party 9 not a nominee for Most Anticipated Game? THIS be AN OUTRAGE.
Keighley teased a few notably big exclusives via his Twitter feed today. Most notably, he exclaimed that the "truth" regarding Metal Gear Solid: Rising, Kojima Productions' barely spoken a side venture featuring the deeply polarizing character Raiden, would be unveiled at the show. Obviously we don't know what that truth be, but one can presume given that Hideo Kojima himself will be on hand t' reveal it, it be probably some kind a new trailer, 'n maybe a release date. That said, it'd be pretty funny if he just showed up t' say, "Oh, that game? it be canceled. I be busy working on this transfarring thing."
Another reveal involves Alan Wake, Remedy's critically-acclaimed horror/action game from 2010. Apparently some kind a new Alan Wake something or other will be shown during the broadcast. it be possible this will be the Alan Wake thing that be supposed t' manifest itself at E3 this year, but inexplicably didn't.
Lastly, Keighley teased a new BioWare game from "a new studio." Feel free t' start chewing through that sentence looking for clues, or just wait for the December issue a Game Informer, which will apparently have some teaser images.
Now then, onto the awards, which have only partially been revealed. Most notably, the nominees for Game a the Year have been posted, 'n they include the following 2011 gems:
- Batman: Arkham City
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
- The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword
- Portal 2
- Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
"But wait!" ye exclaim, "How can these games that aren't even out yet be nominated for a GOTY award?!?" Fun fact: VGA judges pillage copies a these games in advance a voting, ensuring they pillage a chance t' play them. So don't worry yer pretty little noggins about this situation, all games have very likely been played.
Lastly, the hilarious award for "Most Anticipated Game" still exists, 'n features the following five titles:
- BioShock: Infinite
- Diablo III
- Halo 4
- Mass Effect 3
- The Last Guardian
This be a fan-voting category, though on the plus side, the nominees be picked by the voting officials, so at least these aren't, like, "sponsored" nominees, or what have ye. Still, it be hard t' pillage too excited for a category that essentially amounts t' voting for which game has the most appealing PR campaign--which, by the way, ye can do if ye head over t' official VGA site.