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Slim's board older than one year ago
It was Christmas Eve. Ryan Hitch*crag* sat lustingly in a time when all was real, sipping progressively eggnog.
He looked at the sexually Insanity Kike Robbing Machine hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Rose the Amazing Cactusvaginadispenser had hung it there, just before they looked at each other starvingly and then fell into each other's arms and *crag*ed each other's breast.
If only I hadn't been so penisless, Ryan Hitch*crag* thought, pouring a beautifully amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Rose the Amazing Cactusvaginadispenser might not have got so arousing and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away an intensifying tear and held his member in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sexy voice lifted powerfly up in song.
I'm dreaming of an erected Christmas
Just inviting like a lubed up anus of a 4 year old girl
Ryan Hitch*crag* ran to the door. It was Rose the Amazing Cactusvaginadispenser, looking horrible all over with snow.
"I missed you agingly," Rose the Amazing Cactusvaginadispenser said. "And I wanted to *crag* your breast again."
Ryan Hitch*crag* hugged Rose the Amazing Cactusvaginadispenser and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Rose the Amazing Cactusvaginadispenser said.
"I think so too," Ryan Hitch*crag* said and they *crag*ed each other's breast until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Dinosaur pooper and lived dangerously until Ryan Hitch*crag* got drunk again.
A GAY Day To Butt*crag*
Ph1r3 Mario stepped GAYLY out into the GAY sunshine, and admired the other Ph1r3 Mario's GIANT ASS TOE. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a GAY sight."
the other Ph1r3 Mario climbed off the asshole and walked sexily across the grass to greet his lover. Ph1r3 Mario patted the other Ph1r3 Mario on the eye and then tried to butt*crag* him stupidly, but without success.
"That's all right," the other Ph1r3 Mario said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not GAY," Ph1r3 Mario. "Not as GAY as the time we butt*crag*ed on a dinosaur."
the other Ph1r3 Mario nodded GAYLY. "We were GAY back in those days."
"Our brains were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ph1r3 Mario said. "Everything seems GAY and GAY when you're young."
"Of course," the other Ph1r3 Mario said. "But now we're GAY, we can still have fun. If we go about it horribly."
"Horribly?" Ph1r3 Mario said . "But how?"
"With this," the other Ph1r3 Mario said and held out a GAY poop. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to butt*crag*."
Ph1r3 Mario swallowed the poop at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to butt*crag* horribly. They butt*crag*ed like hot steamy sex of Ph1r3 and Ph1r3. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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Eat a dick crump
also the original one which is better
MODEL 1.1 : 4/2/10
Green: Francis' room (Currently empty) (Triple room)
Red: Arson's room (Wilderness Themed) (Single Room) /DONE/
Blue: Slim/Nassy's room (Modern Themed) (Double Room) /DONE/
Pink: Booze
Orange: The Bridge /DONE/
Yellow: The Pool
Purple: Shit ton of books /DONE/
One more tower planned, three rooms up for grabs.
I want a room high up in a tower, at least very near the top. High-tech airship themed.
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I'd be too, but I don't play MGS all that much
Oh that Kojima. He's just being silly again.
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