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: Nintendo: Used games aren't in the best interest of the consumer.

Alternate title: Fils-Aimes shitting himself upon discovering that video games can be bought used. NoA president Reggie Fils-Aime says consumers want a ‘brand-new’ experience Reggie Fils-Aime, the outspoken president of Nintendo...

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oh HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGN

: So I bought a really f*cking old copy of Dungeons And Dragons for 80p.

As in "outmoded rules and cheapo plastic dice" old. I'm pretty sure it's 1.0 edition. Almost exactly like the contents of the pic, except for the following differences: All-yellow dice Expert rulebook Dungeon Module B2 Unused Player Ch...

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@Loaf: No. No, no no no, no.
Big rookie mistake: just chucking it on eBay without getting a value for it first. Easy way to miss out on higher bids.

: Lion King never sounded so awesome.

Jesus, this is mad. EDIT: Oh, and not just Lion King it would seem.

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: I CAN'T STOP IT

WHERE IS HE GOING NOOOOOOOOOW COME BAAAAAAACK NOOOOOO COME BAAAAAAAa-

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cant stop watching

: I FOUND IT

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I remember this...

: Heavy Channel 5

UP DOWN UP DOWN POW POW POW

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best thing ever

: Oh shit. OH. SHIT.

This is bad. This is beyond bad, this is serious shit. Spread the word, sign the petition, just do whatever you can.

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I think this calls for an obligatory

: I couldn't have asked for anything better. (Toy Story 3 review)

Since I was about seven I have been a fan of Toy Story as a whole. I guess it's because of how memorable each of the characters are, the whole idea behind the movies or how down-to-earth yet fantastical the story is. The original Toy Story s...

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Since I was about seven I have been a fan of Toy Story as a whole. I guess it's because of how memorable each of the characters are, the whole idea behind the movies or how down-to-earth yet fantastical the story is.

The original Toy Story struck the perfect fulcrum between a childrens' movie and an engaging storyline and idea, where toys have a secret life of their own behind our backs and it still stands out as one of the best animated films even to this day.

Toy Story 2 was still a good movie, I just feel something wasn't quite right; it was less memorable than the first, some parts were a bit played up for laughs and it felt slightly "wallbanger" during the second half. I'm not doing this to discredit TS2, as there was still a great cinematic experience underneath the few flaws.

Ten years pass, without much of a furore; Pixar release hits and misses and I feel that at least half of them didn't have that Pixar charm. Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo and The Incredibles did, and were also fantastic. Oh, and Wall-E, I loved the underlying "rebirth of civilisation" theme.

Late 2009/early 2010, the entire world is shocked as the announcement of Toy Story 3 is made. The months running up to the release date felt more and more tense the nearer toward the deadline we were; was it going to be good? How would they make a sequel to the second? Are they aware that the fanbase would gladly gnaw off their own genitals just for a work-in-progress preview?

We reach the debut and theaters are selling out as literal tonnes of Pixar-fan crowd foyers, box offices are selling tickets to multiple parties at a time. Surely panic such as thus is mere hype and rose-tinted spectacles?

Nope. No freaking way was anyone expecting such a perfect final part.

It would only make sense to have the three-quel (deeply apologise for use of that word) set itself ten years after the second. Andy is now 17 and doesn't have time to play with his toys anymore. He is also going to college in less than a week, so he has three options;

Store his toys in the attic
Send them to the trash heap
Donate them to a daycare center

He takes a mere second to decide, then tosses everyone inside a binbag except for Woody, as he wants to take him to college. He is about to take them up to the attic, when he offers to assist his little sister and leaves the bag in the middle of the hall. His mother assumes that it is just trash and takes it out to the curb, where the toys make a narrow escape from being crushed in a garbage truck. They think that since they were left out on the curb that Andy just doesn't care any more, so proceed to climb inside the box bound for the daycare centre where most of the movie takes place. It them turns out that it isn't all it's cracked up to be so decide to try and break out; a deceptively difficult task made no easier by the daycare toys' reluctance to let them leave so early. I'll stop typing out the synopsis to the movie here so I don't spoil anything too big.

The ending is fitting closure to the series; I won't spoil anything, but I will say that it is not only a great ending for me but a perfect send-off of one of the film industries' most influential series to date. And I couldn't have asked for more. I'll miss it, but I know they don't need to make another one, as this is more than enough, and I'm glad to have witnessed it before I inevitably die in some sort of incredible, amazing and mass-destructive explosion (at least I hope so. :3).

10 out of 10 as if you couldn't already figure it out, but does it really need a score?

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There are no themes left that they can logically cover with Toy Story.

: madlib again

Dear Grandbaby, I am having a(n) Naughty time at camp. The counselour is Colourful and the food is Glorious. I met Slim and we became *crag*-Like friends. Unfortunately, Slim is Vigorous and I Bustedmy Bladder so we couldn`t go Haberd...

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niggerer- one who niggers

: Goron can't spell.

MattTheSpratt says: *second noun wins go cookies and milk says: *penis frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not verified) says: *dixck MattTheSpratt says: *dixck it is. frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not ve...

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Probably isn't anywhere near as gay as the systema isn't gay thread

: I've got nothing.

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What.

: oh my god wow

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Cool

: GAME OF THE CENTURY RIGHT HERE

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It had Mother 3 music, Balfrog from Cave Story, and some other things that elude my mind right now.

: what the *crag* best worst game ever

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: CLARKSONQUEST

I smell fad, but best *crag*ing fad ever it shall be.

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I found the guitar hero controller amusing.

: Just found a junk deck in my drawer.

It's missing a few cards, but it's got extras as well. :U It has only one Ace (Hearts), is missing a King of Hearts and has no fives to speak of. In their place, it has seven Jacks (the extras are Hearts, Spades and Diamonds), five sevens (an extra ...

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Also, who volunteers to playtest this?

: I'LL BITE YER LEGS OFF

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>4chan memes
What, where were these?

: JOIN US ON A FANTASTICAL JOURNEY

also youtub has HD embed now DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS

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Based on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

: This guy f*cked a deer.

I'm dead serious. He's trying to patch it up with nonsense about "relationships" and "consensual". You're probably thinking what I'm thinking.

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that's the answer i'd give if i was a teacher

: This is one of the best comedy set pieces ever.

See if you can spot what's actually going on.

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If the camera weren't rotating, we would actually see the room itself rotating.

: Bel-Air mixes with everything, but nothing will surpass this combo.

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: Next time you ask for fresh fish, check you're not in Japan first,

o_O;

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: hallo hallhallo hhaalllloo hallo hahallo

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sup

: V64

Yes.

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wtf was that supposed to be?

: Mega Metroid

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hot dayum

: Toyz Noise

Or How I Still Love Toy Story.

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oh hey this

: COOKING WITH MIKE

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: ugh jesus christ this made me a bit dizzy

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: The Best Episode.

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Ah yes, The Onion. Good stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

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