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Posted by sims Dec 20 2013 19:58 GMT
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AHOY everyone, I be Simsmagic. ye may know me as Simsmagic. Today I be here t' tell ye about the greatest holiday known t' man, Simsmas. it be a magical time a year where I dig into me wallet 'n buy video games for people on the Internet whom I will never meet. ye can pillage into this by joining the Steam group I've linked up there. Come Christmas, I'll draw three names 'n those crew will pillage free stuff from me. it be great. Do it. ye have no reason not t'.

weedlord bonerhitler
i'll enter if i can win bad rats
Super-Claus
worst christmas ever

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Posted by sims Oct 31 2011 15:58 GMT in Halloween
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Super-Claus
YARRRR
mariooooo

amazing


Posted by sims Oct 02 2013 22:18 GMT in Audiosurf Air
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Fallen Shade
Probably still not as good as Beat Hazard

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Posted by sims Sep 06 2013 08:17 GMT
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Super-Claus
Look who's back
MM

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Posted by sims Jul 11 2013 17:03 GMT in Steam
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wherein we spend hundreds a dollars on games we will never play

 

expect Error 503: Service Unavailable

Ignorant
In other news: Valve broke TF2 with 60 more hats

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Posted by sims May 29 2013 04:40 GMT in Sonic: Lost World
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Lord Crump
looks like blast processing
Super-Claus
looks like *crag*ing space jam starring sonic instead a bugs 'n jordan

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Posted by sims May 05 2013 03:56 GMT in Sonic
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Ignorant

Only for rank C

sims
he has jp voices on

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Posted by sims Dec 25 2012 19:23 GMT
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comment on this video once 'n ye might win FABULOUS PRIZES

prizes 'n additional info be listed in the description a the video

i be also running this in another community 'n also shitlands so there's competition


thanks 'n have fun!

sims
nobody from here won
Fallen Shade


Posted by sims Dec 03 2012 17:31 GMT
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give me presents 'n/or booze

Viddd
happy second legal things day, bro
Fallen Shade
pillage crunk

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Posted by sims Nov 28 2012 04:32 GMT in Sonic Generations
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uh

Linkshot
Sanic the Hedgedick

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Posted by sims Nov 07 2012 21:32 GMT
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Fallen Shade

>chips 'n cheese dip for supper

Oh lawdy

Viddd

liberals


Posted by sims May 19 2012 17:09 GMT in Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II
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the game be okay

a lot a the flaws be fixed from the first one but it introduces new ones a it be own

the physics have been redone completely 'n actually work rather well now.

the tag commands be pretty terrible, press a button t' launch them, wait three seconds for the pointless animation, 'n then stuff happens. flight works nothing like the original games, rather than being based on time it be based on how many times ye pressed the button 'n after 7 tails gets tired automatically. tails can swim indefinetly though making water pretty pointless. the super 69 spin dash thing be completely broken, it makes ye invincible t' practically everything (ye can roll on top a spikes without harm) 'n completely wrecks everyones shit.


there's nothing inherently wrong with the level design, they be not really hold right t' win but they be not exactly special either. there be one instance in the third zone where ye had t' navigate tails' flight over a bottomless pitwhile wind be pushing ye around 'n it be really irritating but I have no real problems with the rest a them.


the level graphics be much better now though. rather than following episode 1's idea a "oh this be casino night zone BUT IT ISN'T I SWEAR" the levels be actually fairly unique now 'n it be really nice.


 

how the music be depends on person t' person. it still has the terrible instruments that episode 1 has. I think the melodies be better but I can see why people might disagree.

 

 

white park act 2

it be not really worth $15 but if it goes on sale for like 5 maybe it be worth getting

sims
last 2 zones in the game be godawful, changing rating t' 4/10
Wootman
lmao kotaku

Posted by sims Aug 20 2012 13:44 GMT
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Super-Claus
why does that music sound familiar
weedlord bonerhitler
hmmm

Posted by sims Jul 13 2012 06:00 GMT
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steam be eating me wallet

Super-Claus
don't use steam
be an asshat like me 'n buy zero games
problem solved
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Posted by sims Jun 20 2012 00:13 GMT
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Super-Claus
be
sims
THERE SHALL BE NO MEANIE-HEADS ON me BOARD

Posted by sims Jun 05 2012 19:12 GMT
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Gold Prognosticus
ye just missed the bit where he be staring at it contemplatively.

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Posted by sims Jun 02 2012 17:52 GMT
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Super-Claus
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Slim
fuuuuck yeeeahhh

Posted by sims Mar 19 2012 14:43 GMT in RPOT
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it be winter here in the ice cap, so ye haven't seen the sun in... seven, eight weeks? ye don't remember. ye don't care anymore. The others... the ones ye used t' call yer research associates, yer mateys, be out t' pillage ye. ye know it. But ye're not going t' let them. ye're not going t' see that smug satisfaction on their face when they send ye out on another impossible mission, this time ye're sure a it.

There aren't very many weapons up here this far north, but ye think ye'll make do with what ye have. A couple a ice picks, an axe, 'n a pistol. For emergencies ye see. At least, that be what they said t' use it for. But ye don't care what "they" have t' say anymore. ye're only interested in one thing at this point.

ye stand in the living quarters, two slashed up bodies on the bunks. What do ye do?

Super-Claus
search for distressed Norwegian helicopter pilots chasing dogs.
DarkBlueAce
Realize the true power a the Dark Side.

Posted by sims Mar 07 2012 06:46 GMT in Fortune Street
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it be a game where ye buy properties 'n stocks 'n pillage completely wrecked by waluigi's master a economics

 

it be pretty cool

ye best pillage it

also there's wifi that be not terrible

Fallen Shade
So basically it be monopoly?
©na
I think they be making a game about Yangus when he be a kid or something

Posted by sims Mar 07 2012 02:26 GMT
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me platform consists a:

-i be simsmagic

me experience consists a:

-i made a game: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25549798/Awesome/awesome.zip

Fallen Shade

I beat yer shitty game, Egg Base Zone Act 2 be pretty intense

Fallen Shade

So pro


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Posted by sims Feb 18 2012 01:52 GMT
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Fallen Shade

oh wow, this lad *crag*ing trashed Paraxades time, daaaaaaaaaamn

Super-Claus
how

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Posted by sims Jan 11 2012 03:41 GMT
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Super-Claus
coolio
Geno
Skyrim Zone, Act 1?

Posted by sims Jan 04 2012 09:01 GMT in Sonic Generations
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5/10

it be okay

radical highway be gonna give me some PTSD though

Slim
↑ & ↓ & ↻
Slim
P I C K L E C A N O P Y

Posted by sims Nov 02 2011 00:18 GMT in Sonic Generations
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game be good

though I kinda don't like seaside hill nor planet wisp

'n some a the bosses be unintuitive

but everything else be fun

ye best pillage it

Nastasia
it be not out on steam yet though wah wah ):

Posted by sims Oct 28 2011 18:25 GMT in Sonic Generations
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Nastasia
i came 'n i got it
Flar3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrP3kYFxvU4...
Holy *crag* me ears be crying tears a joy.

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Posted by sims Oct 18 2011 23:28 GMT in Sonic Generations
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if anything this soundtrack be worth looking into

Nastasia
I be pretty impressed with this music actually, I don't recognize most a the ones later in the video but the ones i did recognize i liked a lot
sims
ye can't pick the sea dog up 'n kill enemies with the sea dog anymore btw

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Posted by sims Oct 13 2011 15:51 GMT in Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
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Fallen Shade
I love how Capcom made picking up pretend papers a legit combo, best character
weedlord bonerhitler
in turnabout mode he has insanely easy comboes that can instantkill any character

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Posted by sims Oct 06 2011 16:09 GMT in Sonic Generations
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^ dreamcast era

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCxNzcoD4Cs

^modern era

Slim
sPEEEEEEEEEEEEED HIGHWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Fallen Shade

haha oh *crag* sonic 06, really? Also I cringed a little with Sonic Heroes, but it be fortunate that this probably won't reach the same level that game be on.


Posted by sims Oct 05 2011 23:56 GMT
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Tails Doll
oh man :(
Fallen Shade
Good night sweet prince

Posted by sims Sep 25 2011 03:09 GMT in Sonic Generations
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Fallen Shade
pfffft
©na
I knew the GUN truck had some shit added t' it, but I didn't know it be THAT crazy