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Amazing, Underappreciated Music
posted by Lord Crump Nov 20 2009 03:04 GMT in The Dump
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Public Safety Announcement
posted by Lord Crump Nov 19 2009 23:57 GMT in The Dump
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Slim
Terrorist monkey bitches
Holy hell this is awesome
posted by Lord Crump Nov 19 2009 21:09 GMT in The Dump
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best mock trailer ever

Lord Crump
Yeah, I'm looking forward to a real trailer; that is, if the Thundercats movie hasn't been cancelled
Post Template Idea
posted by Lord Crump Nov 13 2009 02:02 GMT in Feedback
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It would be like what we have now, but instead of you unhiding "all replies," there are short previews under the main topic of user replies, and you click on the one you want to view, which drops down so you can see the full reply. This would allow room for users to post images in replies to topics as well as allowing them space for signatures or other stuff, but mainly, it would function as a way to "separate" replies so they're easier to read.

good god I remember this
mediafire.com posted by Lord Crump Nov 11 2009 23:39 GMT in The Dump
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Flar3
after playing the X-naut one, now I remembered it.
This is the most annoying thing I've ever seen in my life
posted by Lord Crump Oct 20 2009 12:28 GMT in The Dump
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Feel my rage
megasico
That didn't bother me at all.
Wine Tycoon? It's going a little too far now, methinks
posted by Lord Crump Nov 02 2009 19:24 GMT in Wine Tycoon
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megasico
oooh. Sounds fun
My Lost Odyssey Review
posted by Lord Crump Nov 01 2009 01:35 GMT in The Dump
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I finally got around to finishing the damn game and beating the super hard optional uberboss, so I'll take a moment to jot down my thoughts about the game, going in to detail about some of the key elements of the RPG.

GAMEPLAY: The game's battle system is obviously old school; this was likely a conscious decision on Mistwalker's part, as they seemed to have been aiming for a game with a distinctly traditional feel. That is, the battles are turn-based without progressive time elements that other modern JRPGs are including. With that said, the game includes a "ring system"- basically, it's a timing thing where you hold down and release the trigger at just the right moment (Which reminds me of Final Fantasy VIII's gunblade trigger) for added bonuses-so the gameplay isn't pure decision-making. With that said, the gameplay may be traditional, but it isn't bad. I enjoy a good "old-school" JRPG romp every now and then; with that said, the game uses random encounters, and that subtracts from the enjoyability of the experience. Random encounters should have died with the PS2, methinks.

Throughout the main quest, some of the bosses will prove to be challenging but there won't be anything you'll have to spend hours of grinding for. You won't get much freedom in terms of exploring side content until disc 4; however, once you do get to that point, there's a ton of sidequests and optional bosses to experience. Unfortunately, most of the optional bosses are pretty easy (Save for the optional ultimate boss, who is pretty tough; however, even then, he isn't as hard as the optional superbosses in the Final Fantasy series.) As I said, though, there's a fair amount of side content to complete, so you'll be keeping yourself occupied with this game for quite a bit of time if you're a completionist.

As for character customization, you'll only be able to pick and choose the abilities for your immortal characters; they learn abilities from both mortal characters and items, in a way similar to Final Fantasy IX's character growth system.

But yeah, overall, the gameplay is enjoyable. However, it isn't for everyone; if you don't have the patience for a more traditional JRPG experience, you're probably better off playing something else. If you do, you will probably find the game enjoyable.

SOUND: The music is composed by Nobuo Uematsu, so yeah, it's pretty good.

The voice-acting is a different story, however, as it is very hit-or-miss. Some of the characters sound alright, others have a load of personality, but some are so bad that it comes to the point of ruining the game. Or making you mute the television whenever you play the game, at the very least. You know who I'm talking about if you've played the game.

STORY: Lost Odyssey is many things. One of the things it is, unfortunately, is a missed opportunity. With that said, the plot isn't bad. I've seen far worse in the videogame world. The protagonist is likeable, and you have some good supporting characters, as well. However, after the first few hours of the game, you're going to start feeling disappointed.

The set-up is strong, and when you're introduced to the game, you're gonna expect it to be a very serious and tragic moment. While the game is full of sorrow and drama, however, as the game progresses, the comic relief is going to overpower it. Heck, by the end of the game, there's so much comic relief that it's hard to enjoy some of the more serious moments, because even the serious moments are ruined by inappropriate comic relief stuck in. It turns from somewhat funny to just plain annoying, and again, as you get closer to the end, some of the characters will act more and more stupid for reasons unknown.

Another thing I'd like to point out is the villain. God damn is he a cliche; I knew that this game was trying to go for the "traditional" look, but that doesn't excuse extremely one-dimensional villains who are evil just for the hell of it. Video-RPGs, and games with stories in them in general, should have moved beyond this by now; *crag*, the villain even has a goatee and he certainly won't hesitate to show off his dastardly villain's laugh.

But with all this said, again, I stress that the game's plot isn't bad. It's just that I feel that it could have been so much more, especially with the set-up that the game has. Of course, these sour feelings are all remedied by the short stories.

The short-stories are optional (OPTIONAL) pieces of text that can be unlocked throughout the course of the game, detailing the immortal protagonist's 1000 years of life. They are well-written, and, as I believe, convey the mood the main quest's story should have had. Yes, they're emotional and good; however, they're long and wordy, so if you don't feel patient enough to view them, like I said, they're optional. You can skip them and go back and read them later if you want.

SUMMARY: So, yeah, if I were to give this game a rating, I'd give it a 4 out of 5. The game has some notable flaws, but those flaws do not equate to the inability to enjoy the game. It could have been better, but it is still among the few console JRPGs worth playing this generation. If I would have bought this game for full price when it originally came out and reviewed it then, I would have suggested to wait a while and buy a used copy (Which is what I ended up doing); you could probably find a used copy for a cheaper price now than when I got it.

The game missed some opportunities, but it did show promise. If Mistwalker ever pulls a sequel out of their ass or makes a game in Lost Odyssey's style again instead of just churning out Blue Dragon stuff as they are now, I'll be eager to buy it and see if it was the game Lost Odyssey could have and should have been.

Lost Odyssey (Finally) finished; time to play Valkyria Chronicles.

People write game reviews, you post them on the front page
posted by Lord Crump Nov 01 2009 01:28 GMT in Feedback
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yes pleaze?

So is anyone else interested in this
posted by Lord Crump Oct 22 2009 12:12 GMT in Tekken 6
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hawkofrawk
No. Not at all.
The one thing that pisses me off about this game is that it keeps with the Mario 3-esque "multiple overworlds" instead of using an SMW-esque giant connected overworld; seriously, what is up with that, Nintendo
posted by Lord Crump Oct 21 2009 22:02 GMT in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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Francis
It's New Super Mario Bros, which means it places it between SMB1 and SMB3...
which means it would have an overworld similar to and simpler than SMB3
What we need is a New Super Mario World.
:(
posted by Lord Crump Oct 20 2009 00:44 GMT in The Dump
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Strong Bad
Amazing.
I don't know why I haven't seen this before
posted by Lord Crump Oct 05 2009 21:10 GMT in The Dump
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megasico
I laughed at how creepy that was
Epic Mickey is Epic
posted by Lord Crump Oct 05 2009 16:49 GMT in Disney Epic Mickey
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Warren Spector's take on Disney's beloved mascot looks very Tim Burton-esque, which is a good thing. This game continues to look promising; also, try to find some of the earlier concept art. Creepy yet awesome.
Spiny
He's a zombie robot.
Problem solved.
Hey, this game actually looks sorta challenging I'm impressed
posted by Lord Crump Oct 16 2009 01:44 GMT in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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Fallen Shade
No it doesn't, you'll beat it in less than a week and never touch it again
T-REX
posted by Lord Crump Oct 12 2009 12:09 GMT in Dinosaurs
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RARR
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Epic pic
posted by Lord Crump Oct 11 2009 13:34 GMT in Final Fantasy XIII
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Wow
RaveRaze
A steampunk musical would be *crag*ing awesome, seeing as the music would be a blend between electronic and orchestral
im bored
posted by Lord Crump Oct 11 2009 15:15 GMT in The Dump
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Pliosaurs
posted by Lord Crump Oct 11 2009 15:13 GMT in Sea Monsters
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Pliosaurs are the most awesome sea monsters; the only sea monsters as cool as pliosaurs would be basilosaurs. The funny thing about basilosaurs, however, is that they AREN'T EVEN DINOSAURS ISN'T THAT SCARY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilosaurus
Best Remixes Ever
posted by Lord Crump Oct 07 2009 01:47 GMT in The Dump
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Super-Claus
oh god this brings back memories.
How do you like your wings?
posted by Lord Crump Oct 04 2009 23:13 GMT in The Dump
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Mild? Medium? Hot? Extra hot? I usually get them hot, but not extremely hot. Like, I want them to have a certain "kick," but I want them to remain enjoyable, as well. I usually experiment with them by dipping them in other sauces, as well; I enjoy the Mango Habanero, Honey Barbecue and Parmesean Garlic sauces that Buffalo Wild Wings offers, for example.
Popple
There is a place I go to that does them "Pennsylvania" style. It isn't sauce, but they use a mix of spice that in large quantities can scar your fukcing toungue. Once I couldn't eat hot food for like a week.
What's your evil laugh? Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh!
posted by Lord Crump Sep 16 2009 22:11 GMT in E.V.I.L.
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Flar3
DOHOHOHOHO-OHOHOHO
Anime Cliches
posted by Lord Crump Oct 02 2009 15:15 GMT in The Dump
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Post some pretty obvious anime cliches that piss you off. One of my least favorite ones is the "omg hyper genki girl."
Popple
Yaoi fanfics.
Halloween Banner
posted by Lord Crump Oct 02 2009 15:15 GMT in Feedback
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Make it happen franis
hawkofrawk
PUT BATMEN IN IT
What do you identify yourself as?
posted by Lord Crump Oct 02 2009 15:20 GMT in Serious Bizness
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Socially liberal but fiscally conservative, socially liberal while fiscally liberal, socially conservative but fiscally liberal, or socially conservative while fiscally conservative? If you're not sure where you stand, take the test at politicalcompass.org. Here's mine: http://www.politicalcompass.org/facebook/pcgraphpng.php?ec=8.25&soc=-7.23 So, in other words, I'm libertarian (Liberal on an ethical/social front while capitalist on an economic front).
I could only imagine the back pains that would result from this
posted by Lord Crump Sep 30 2009 18:29 GMT in The Dump
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Arti
this video more like WATCH MY VIDEO WATCH MY VIDEO WATCH MY VIDEO while a guy causes himself physical pain by swinging an irl BFS