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Amazing, Underappreciated Music
posted by Lord Crump Nov 20 2009 03:04 GMT in The Dump
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Public Safety Announcement
posted by Lord Crump Nov 19 2009 23:57 GMT in The Dump
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Slim
Terrorist monkey bitches
Holy hell this be awesome
posted by Lord Crump Nov 19 2009 21:09 GMT in The Dump
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best mock trailer ever

Lord Crump
Yeah, I be looking forward t' a real trailer; that be, if the Thundercats movie hasn't been cancelled
Post Template Idea
posted by Lord Crump Nov 13 2009 02:02 GMT in Feedback
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It would be like what we have now, but instead a ye unhiding "all replies," there be short previews under the main topic a user replies, 'n ye click on the one ye want t' view, which drops down so ye can see the full reply. This would allow room for crew t' post images in replies t' topics as well as allowing them space for signatures or other stuff, but mainly, it would function as a way t' "separate" replies so they be easier t' read.

good god I remember this
mediafire.com posted by Lord Crump Nov 11 2009 23:39 GMT in The Dump
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Flar3
after playing the X-naut one, now I remembered it.
This be the most annoying thing I've ever seen in me life
posted by Lord Crump Oct 20 2009 12:28 GMT in The Dump
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Feel me rage
megasico
That didn't bother me at all.
Wine Tycoon? It's going a little too far now, methinks
posted by Lord Crump Nov 02 2009 19:24 GMT in Wine Tycoon
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megasico
oooh. Sounds fun
me Lost Odyssey Review
posted by Lord Crump Nov 01 2009 01:35 GMT in The Dump
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I finally got around t' finishing the damn game 'n beating the super hard optional uberboss, so I'll take a moment t' jot down me thoughts about the game, going in t' detail about some a the key elements a the RPG.

GAMEPLAY: The game's battle system be obviously old school; this be likely a conscious decision on Mistwalker's part, as they seemed t' have been aiming for a game with a distinctly traditional feel. That be, the battles be turn-based without progressive time elements that other modern JRPGs be including. With that said, the game includes a "ring system"- basically, it be a timing thing where ye hold down 'n release the trigger at just the right moment (Which reminds me a Final Fantasy VIII's gunblade trigger) for added bonuses-so the gameplay isn't pure decision-making. With that said, the gameplay may be traditional, but it isn't bad. I enjoy a good "old-school" JRPG romp every now 'n then; with that said, the game uses random encounters, 'n that subtracts from the enjoyability a the experience. Random encounters best have died with the PS2, methinks.

Throughout the main quest, some a the bosses will prove t' be challenging but there won't be anything ye'll have t' spend hours a grinding for. ye won't pillage much freedom in terms a exploring side content until disc 4; however, once ye do pillage t' that point, there's a ton a sidequests 'n optional bosses t' experience. Unfortunately, most a the optional bosses be pretty easy (Save for the optional ultimate boss, who be pretty tough; however, even then, he isn't as hard as the optional superbosses in the Final Fantasy series.) As I said, though, there's a fair amount a side content t' complete, so ye'll be keeping yourself occupied with this game for quite a bit a time if ye're a completionist.

As for character customization, ye'll only be able t' pick 'n choose the abilities for yer immortal characters; they learn abilities from both mortal characters 'n bottles a rum, in a way similar t' Final Fantasy IX's character growth system.

But yeah, overall, the gameplay be enjoyable. However, it isn't for everyone; if ye don't have the patience for a more traditional JRPG experience, ye're probably better off playing something else. If ye do, ye will probably find the game enjoyable.

SOUND: The music be composed by Nobuo Uematsu, so yeah, it be pretty good.

The voice-acting be a different story, however, as it be very hit-or-miss. Some a the characters sound alright, others have a load a personality, but some be so bad that it comes t' the point a ruining the game. Or making ye mute the television whenever ye play the game, at the very least. ye know who I be talking about if ye've played the game.

STORY: Lost Odyssey be many things. One a the things it be, unfortunately, be a missed opportunity. With that said, the plot isn't bad. I've seen far worse in the videogame world. The protagonist be likeable, 'n ye have some good supporting characters, as well. However, after the first few hours a the game, ye're going t' start feeling disappointed.

The set-up be strong, 'n when ye're introduced t' the game, ye're gonna expect it t' be a very serious 'n tragic moment. While the game be full a sorrow 'n drama, however, as the game progresses, the comic relief be going t' overpower it. Heck, by the end a the game, there's so much comic relief that it be hard t' enjoy some a the more serious moments, because even the serious moments be ruined by inappropriate comic relief stuck in. It turns from somewhat funny t' just plain annoying, 'n again, as ye pillage closer t' the end, some a the characters will act more 'n more stupid for reasons unknown.

Another thing I'd like t' point out be the villain. God damn be he a cliche; I knew that this game be trying t' go for the "traditional" look, but that doesn't excuse extremely one-dimensional villains who be evil just for the hell a it. Video-RPGs, 'n games with stories in them in general, best have moved beyond this by now; *crag*, the villain even has a goatee 'n he certainly won't hesitate t' show off his dastardly villain's laugh.

But with all this said, again, I stress that the game's plot isn't bad. it be just that I feel that it could have been so much more, especially with the set-up that the game has. a course, these sour feelings be all remedied by the short stories.

The short-stories be optional (OPTIONAL) pieces a text that can be unlocked throughout the course a the game, detailing the immortal protagonist's 1000 years a life. They be well-written, 'n, as I believe, convey the mood the main quest's story best have had. YARRRR, they be emotional 'n good; however, they be long 'n wordy, so if ye don't feel patient enough t' view them, like I said, they be optional. ye can skip them 'n go back 'n read them later if ye want.

SUMMARY: So, yeah, if I be t' give this game a rating, I'd give it a 4 out a 5. The game has some notable flaws, but those flaws do not equate t' the inability t' enjoy the game. It could have been better, but it be still among the few console JRPGs worth playing this generation. If I would have bought this game for full price when it originally came out 'n reviewed it then, I would have suggested t' wait a while 'n buy a used copy (Which be what I ended up doing); ye could probably find a used copy for a cheaper price now than when I got it.

The game missed some opportunities, but it did show promise. If Mistwalker ever pulls a sequel out a their ass or makes a game in Lost Odyssey's style again instead a just churning out Blue Dragon stuff as they be now, I'll be eager t' buy it 'n see if it be the game Lost Odyssey could have 'n best have been.

Lost Odyssey (Finally) finished; time t' play Valkyria Chronicles.

People write game reviews, ye post them on the front page
posted by Lord Crump Nov 01 2009 01:28 GMT in Feedback
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YARRRR pleaze?

So be anyone else interested in this
posted by Lord Crump Oct 22 2009 12:12 GMT in Tekken 6
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hawkofrawk
No. Not at all.
The one thing that pisses me off about this game be that it keeps with the Mario 3-esque "multiple overworlds" instead a using an SMW-esque giant connected overworld; seriously, what be up with that, Nintendo
posted by Lord Crump Oct 21 2009 22:02 GMT in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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Francis
it be New Super Mario Bros, which means it places it between SMB1 'n SMB3...
which means it would have an overworld similar t' 'n simpler than SMB3
What we need be a New Super Mario World.
:(
posted by Lord Crump Oct 20 2009 00:44 GMT in The Dump
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Strong Bad
Amazing.
I don't know why I haven't seen this before
posted by Lord Crump Oct 05 2009 21:10 GMT in The Dump
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megasico
I laughed heartily at how creepy that be
Epic Mickey be Epic
posted by Lord Crump Oct 05 2009 16:49 GMT in Disney Epic Mickey
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Warren Spector's take on Disney's beloved mascot looks very Tim Burton-esque, which be a good thing. This game continues t' look promising; also, try t' find some a the earlier concept art. Creepy yet awesome.
Spiny
He's a zombie robot.
Problem solved.
Hey, this game actually looks sorta challenging I'm impressed
posted by Lord Crump Oct 16 2009 01:44 GMT in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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Fallen Shade
No it doesn't, ye'll beat it in less than a week 'n never touch it again
T-REX
posted by Lord Crump Oct 12 2009 12:09 GMT in Dinosaurs
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RARR
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Epic pic
posted by Lord Crump Oct 11 2009 13:34 GMT in Final Fantasy XIII
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Wow
RaveRaze
A steampunk musical would be *crag*ing awesome, seeing as the music would be a blend between electronic 'n orchestral
im bored
posted by Lord Crump Oct 11 2009 15:15 GMT in The Dump
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Pliosaurs
posted by Lord Crump Oct 11 2009 15:13 GMT in Sea Monsters
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Pliosaurs be the most awesome sea monsters; the only sea monsters as cool as pliosaurs would be basilosaurs. The funny thing about basilosaurs, however, be that they AREN'T EVEN DINOSAURS ISN'T THAT SCARY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilosaurus
Best Remixes Ever
posted by Lord Crump Oct 07 2009 01:47 GMT in The Dump
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Super-Claus
oh god this brings back memories.
How do ye like yer wings?
posted by Lord Crump Oct 04 2009 23:13 GMT in The Dump
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Mild? Medium? Hot? Extra hot? I usually pillage them hot, but not extremely hot. Like, I want them t' have a certain "kick," but I want them t' remain enjoyable, as well. I usually experiment with them by dipping them in other sauces, as well; I enjoy the Mango Habanero, Honey Barbecue 'n Parmesean Garlic sauces that Buffalo Wild Wings offers, for example.
Popple
There be a place I go t' that does them "Pennsylvania" style. It isn't sauce, but they use a mix a spice that in large quantities can scar yer fukcing toungue. Once I couldn't eat hot food for like a week.
What's yer evil laugh? Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh!
posted by Lord Crump Sep 16 2009 22:11 GMT in E.V.I.L.
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Flar3
DOHOHOHOHO-OHOHOHO
Anime Cliches
posted by Lord Crump Oct 02 2009 15:15 GMT in The Dump
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Post some pretty obvious anime cliches that piss ye off. One a me least favorite ones be the "omg hyper genki wench."
Popple
Yaoi fanfics.
Halloween Banner
posted by Lord Crump Oct 02 2009 15:15 GMT in Feedback
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Make it happen franis
hawkofrawk
PUT BATMEN IN IT
What do ye identify yourself as?
posted by Lord Crump Oct 02 2009 15:20 GMT in Serious Bizness
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Socially liberal but fiscally conservative, socially liberal while fiscally liberal, socially conservative but fiscally liberal, or socially conservative while fiscally conservative? If ye're not sure where ye stand, take the test at politicalcompass.org. Here's mine: http://www.politicalcompass.org/facebook/pcgraphpng.php?ec=8.25&soc=-7.23 So, in other words, I be libertarian (Liberal on an ethical/social front while capitalist on an economic front).
I could only imagine the back pains that would result from this
posted by Lord Crump Sep 30 2009 18:29 GMT in The Dump
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Arti
this video more like WATCH me VIDEO WATCH me VIDEO WATCH me VIDEO while a lad causes himself physical pain by swinging an irl BFS