Kotaku older than one year ago

It's not like Ebert's a spring chicken anymore
Soon his generation will have passed on, and those who grew up with videogames--and thus appreciate the art form--will dominate society
No need to give the opinion of a senile old coot who gave good ratings to the Garfield films who also probably hasn't touched a videogame in his life any more attention than he deserves

why is this in Wii Sports Resort.

Sales don't necessarily mean something is popular. MW2 is a pretty mediocre game, but people buy it. It doesn't make sense.

Clearly they're "treated well" if they haven't gotten a cut of the profits from the game that IW was forced to make.

Come up with more.

It's there because it was predictable.

I hope he can come up with another original like Pikmin this decade.

Pikmin is a Real-Time Hope-they-don't-kill-themselves.

Didn't 4kids cancel their dub ages ago though? Why is this news?

I'm like 100% sure VIZ got the rights to dubbing it eventually. Didn't that happen? I remember that happening.

Yes! Even more grey!

gb2sony

I love you Peter Monopoly.

If it does expect this numerous stripped features and bugs with no patches including:

 

No orange portals

No Co-op

4 maps

1 type of cube

No regenerating health

This is awesome. The frogger reference is pretty cool.

I liked the part where the world turned into a gamecube

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE
Also that tree has an eye.
It is staring at you.

machine-gun udders FTW

It would've been better if it had a gerbil but hamsters work too I guess

smexy

do want

eeehhhhhh...
still looks a little bit "meh"
methinks this is going to be way overhyped

fake

April Fools isn't until Thursday.

heh, fun

So, it's like, the art style is exactly what I want from this game but WHAT THE *CRAG* DO YOU DO IN THE MOTHER *CRAG*ING GAME

make out with blue haired chicks while ripping off tetris

GET IT!? HEAVY RAIN!

BUT A DAMN GOOD ADMIN

Congrats girls, you now have the perfect job.

Too bad Chrissy-Chan hates the Xbox.

This game is shaping up to be the DS's equivalent of LittleBigPlanet.
With that said, there's some crazy perverted WarioWare D.I.Y. shit on Youtube that outdoes this video by a mile.

I did not think it possible to love WarioWare even more.

wonder how long that took

I saw that and thought, "how awesome would it be if they made an Eric Cartman papercraft just like that"

no shut up you stupid bot

fine

Dammit Francis stop putting those up or I will kill you.

I don't mind the feeds at all.

Great shit.

no shut up you faggot

Netflix is a system-seller.

PS3? Getting games?

What is this madness.

Apparently this happened years ago.

wtf

yeah but aren't automatic pistols illegal for civilians?

Fewer buttons
Rechargeable internal battery
Smarter
No gyro in sub-controller
Colored ball changes color based on colors in room
Detects movement toward/away screen

Wouldn't exist if Nintendo never made the Wii.