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Ft. Wayne, Indiana, Do The Right Thing

Who says fat-ass anymore? It's fatass. It's been that way for a while now.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 13 2010 19:00 GMT in Gaming News

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journalgazette.net

#retro The Ft. Wayne Indiana History Center is honoring one of its local heroes, Philo Farnsworth, a television pioneer. A resident writes in to the local paper requesting that another great local creation be celebrated: The Magnavox Odyssey. More »

Koopa Troopa Invades Miami Beach Red Bull Flugtag

Huh. That's mildly interesting. Ft. Wayne never ceases to amaze me.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 13 2010 18:00 GMT in Gaming News

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loadedpants.com

#art Yes this concept art for a flying Koopa Troopa is pretty great, but not nearly as great as the real thing as spotted in Miami Beach. More »

Nvidia Launches New "Affordable" Graphics Card

awesome

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 12 2010 04:30 GMT in Gaming News

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benchmarkreviews.com

#pc And by "affordable", they don't mean "cheap piece of crap". They mean (or at least claim) "bang for your buck" for the serious gamer on a budget. More »

i need this

Warner Bros. Stocks Up On Arkham Asylum Sequel Domains

It is if you're looking for a good graphics card.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 12 2010 17:40 GMT in Batman: Arkham Asylum

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giantbomb.com

#warnerbros It's no secret Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment is working on a follow-up to the smash hit Batman: Arkham Asylum, but what will it be called? Perhaps one of fifteen newly-registered Arkham-themed website domains contains a clue? More »

Lawsuit: Activision Created Modern Warfare "Police State"

*crag* yeah

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 09 2010 23:32 GMT in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

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#legal Guarded doors, secret interrogations and broken promises are just the latest allegations laid out in the ongoing saga about the break-up between the world's largest game publisher and the people in charge of creating Modern Warfare 2. More »

Activision better *crag*ing lose.

But What If Valve Made Modern Warfare 2?

Not that I necessarily like Modern Warfare, but I'd like to see Respawn Entertainment do an incredible game and rub it in Activision's face.

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Posted by Kotaku May 24 2010 08:30 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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The 25 Least-Loved Wii Games, Maybe

#screengrab So Activision would ruin Team Fortress 2. Flip that around, though, and Valve could make amends for Modern Warfare 2 (click for full version). By Mustkunstn1k @ DeviantART. More »

if Valve made Modern Warfare 2, it might actually be worth playing

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I lol'd.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 07 2010 15:20 GMT in Gaming News

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#wii We toil each month to show you which Wii games get played the most by Wii owners. But which games do people buy or rent and then... ignore? We've got some winners (losers) for you here. More »

lol

Report: Sony Working on New Gaming Machine

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 07 2010 16:00 GMT in Gaming News

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online.wsj.com

#psp Is Sony working on a new handheld gaming machine? That's what the Wall Street Journal seems to think. More »

It's a book?

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Watch in unamazement as it is as easy to hack as a PSP.

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20 Amazingly Detailed Call Of Duty: Black Ops Screens

Posted by Kotaku Jul 02 2010 15:20 GMT in Call of Duty: Black Ops

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#screens Can you spot the dragonfly in this picture? Treyarch and Activision have released 20 new Call of Duty: Black Ops screens brimming with nice little touches, from snow-speckled facial hair to insects thriving in the jungle heat. More »

It's Dangerous To Go Alone... Take These Condoms

omg

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 01 2010 23:40 GMT in Gaming News

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tinycartridge.com

#sex Ben Marsh's Play Condoms packaging, which aims to "create a desire to purchase the product for aesthetic reasons, rather than the necessity of condoms," promoting safe sex. Make sure to read the NSFW instruction manual. Seen via TinyCartridge. More »

quick nintendo get all over this

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oh god yes gameboy condom. though technically it should be called a gameMAN oh ho ho ho

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You're Never Too Young For PC Gaming

Posted by Kotaku Jul 01 2010 16:20 GMT in Portal

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#clips Three-year-old Finley's hands might be too small for the mouse, but that doesn't stop him from kicking ass at both Mirror's Edge and Portal on the PC. More »

Report: Mario Creator Wants To Develop An All-New Character, Get Pikmin 3 Done Quickly

I remember there being a video of a 4 year old playing left 4 dead 2

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 01 2010 02:00 GMT in Gaming News

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andriasang.com

#nintendo A new 3D take on Super Mario World may not be the only thing on Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto's mind these days. Nintendo's famous game designer may also have plans for an all-new character and a sooner-than-you-think Pikmin sequel. More »

HERES HOPING FOR A SUPER FISH WITH SUPER POWERS

What? Lil Jon's A Dragon Quest Fan? Yeeeyeah!

Hm
So I guess I'll expect the NEXT new franchise when I'm...30?

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 29 2010 23:40 GMT in Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies

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Protect Your Children, the Left 4 Dead Way

#screengrab Nintendo's Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies celebrity sneak-peek event gets a lil' crunk, thanks to Lil Jon and DJ Slade. Slimes beware! [Photo courtesy of Nintendo of America] More »

HELL yes.

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man i want dreads

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 30 2010 00:30 GMT in Left 4 Dead

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#huh Last week, The Amber Alert network released a truly WTF, fearmongering gun porn PSA tagged, "You don't need a gun to protect your kids." (But it does help). Because it's four people with assault rifles, you know what's next. More »

8-Bit Twilight Eclipse Game Much More Entertaining Than The Movie

We need guns to protect our kids.

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 29 2010 19:20 GMT in Gaming News

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#thetwilightsaga The third Twilight film, Eclipse, opens tomorrow, but you can save yourself two hours and $10 by checking out the more satisfying 8-Bit Twilight Eclipse Interactive YouTube game instead. More »

GO PLAY BASEBALL BELLA

Visit A Dead Theme Park Attraction In Half-Life

also i have to see this tomarrow what should i do to harrass the people around me

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 28 2010 10:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#halflife Hey, it's another Disney ride recreated in Half-Life 2! Last time it was the Tower of Terror, this time it's the sadly now-closed Adventurer's Club at Disney World. More »

You Must See This Excellent Castlevania Zoom

Downloading.

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 18 2010 19:00 GMT in Castlevania: Harmony of Despair

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#e3 One of the coolest things at E3 2010 was the zoom function for Xbox Live Arcade game Castlevania: Harmony of Despair. I had to see it. You do too. More »

Hohshit that's cool.

I wish the sky wasn't so fast though, it's a bit dizzying.

Zelda Details: Link Is From Cloud City

I like how you can still see the enemies decently well when you're zoomed out, most of the time when shits zoomed out like that in other games it makes it nearly impossible to see what you're up against right in front of you.

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 16 2010 06:00 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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Fallout MMO Now Accepting Beta Sign-Ups

#zelda At an E3 roundtable discussion earlier today, Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto and Eiji Aonuma revealed a bit more information on the newest game in the Zelda series, Skyward Sword. More »

oh shit son

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The residents of Kashyyyk hate Link.

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 16 2010 09:30 GMT in Gaming News

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fallout-on-line.com

#fallout After a long gestation period - and its fair share of legal woes - the Fallout massively multiplayer online game is now accepting sign-ups for beta testers. You want in? More »

YES

Goldeneye's Return to Wii Confirmed

SHITSHITSHITSHIT

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 15 2010 16:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#e32010 Nintendo just confirmed the return of the beloved first-person shooter Goldeneye. The title will be a Wii exclusive. Daniel Craig will star as James Bond and the game will feature eight classic bond characters. It releases this holiday. More »

Valve: Steam, Portal 2 Coming to PS3

i just realized that the thumbnail in the image is hueg

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 15 2010 20:24 GMT in Portal 2

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#breaking Valve's Gabe Newell appeared at Sony's E3 press conference to say Steam is coming to the PlayStation Network, and Portal 2 will be available for the PS3 on the same day it releases for Xbox 360 and PC. More »

Donkey Kong's Back with Donkey Kong Country Returns

It looks like Valve is expanding it's business and Gabe looks bigger.

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 15 2010 16:50 GMT in Gaming News

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#e32010 Retro Studios, best known for its work on the Metroid series, the Texas-based studio takes a swing at Donkey Kong with Donkey Kong Country Returns, a sidescrolling platformer due out this holiday. More »

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3DS' Launch Title Will be Kid Icarus Uprising

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 15 2010 17:01 GMT in Gaming News

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Kirby Gets His First Game on the Wii

#breaking Kid Icarus' long awaited return was revealed today by Nintendo; he will star in Kid Icarus Uprising a title designed specifically for the new Nintendo 3DS. More »

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Posted by Kotaku Jun 15 2010 16:42 GMT in Gaming News

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Waiting For The Japanese Blockbusters, By The Numbers

#e32010 Kirby gets his first game in seven years with Kirby's Epic Yarn on the Wii, a platformer with cloth texture art-style. The game is coming this fall, Nintendo said. More »

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Posted by Kotaku May 28 2010 17:00 GMT in Final Fantasy XIII

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This Game Was Inspired By Super Mario Bros. 2

#waiting The next Pokemon games will be released in the U.S. six month after it comes in Japan. Nintendo's still not doing simultaneous worldwide Pokemon releases. Let's see how trans-Pacific delays affect other games. More »

i think i want the black one
i wonder what types they'll be

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I thought I was looking at Eboshidori twice.

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Posted by Kotaku May 28 2010 16:00 GMT in Gaming News

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nifflas.ni2.se

#pc There are so many — too many? — games inspired by the original Super Mario Bros. Not FiNCK. It was inspired by the sequel. The one with the vegetables. More »

Japan's Console War Wrap-Up, Now With Less PSPgo

This looks strange ...

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Posted by Kotaku May 28 2010 20:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#consoletaisen The original PlayStation Portable continues its reign as Japan's bestselling platform, with the PlayStation 3 and Wii continuing their close battle for second place. How'd every other platform fare? More »

poor go

China Rips Off The iPad With The iPed

PSPgo is complete bullshit. It cannot be hacked and cannot play UMD games. So you're left with nothing.

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Posted by Kotaku May 28 2010 05:00 GMT in Gaming News

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bajirunnrunn.blog.so-net.ne.jp

#apple The iPad finally goes on sale in Japan today. The country's TV news have been covering the launch as well as another product on sale in nearby China: the iPed. More »

hahahahahahahahahaa

IGN Vixen Goes Topless For Charity

lol

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Posted by Kotaku May 27 2010 17:00 GMT in God of War III

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keep-a-breast.org

#art IGN's Jessica Chobot recently went topless for charity, allowing a Sony artist to do a mold of her chest and then giving the cast a "God of War" paint job. More »

Jessica Chobot is a chipmunk-faced whore.