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: Wiebe: Still Points Available In Race To Donkey Kong's Max Score

#arcade The infamous "kill screen" sets a limit to the highest possible score in Donkey Kong. Steve Wiebe, who reclaimed the world's No. 1 in September, says the game still has about 100,000 points to go. ...

craveonline.com posted by Kotaku Nov 20 2010 03:30 GMT in Gaming News

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*crag*, he took it from Billy again? :[

: Your First (Brief) Look At Kinect's Panzer Dragoon

#kinect Project Draco is basically Panzer Dragoon for the Xbox 360's Kinect. It's even made by the same guy. First revealed at this year's Tokyo Game Show, though, it's only today we get our first proper l...

en.wikipedia.org posted by Kotaku Nov 19 2010 05:30 GMT in Kinect

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Cannot stop laughing.

: Blaster Master Rolls Into Super Mario Bros. Crossover's Next Update

#hotflashes Well, that's one way to get rid of the Hammer Brothers. If blasting away at everyone with Lance's spread-fire wasn't enough overwhelming firepower, SOPHIA the 3rd from Blaster Master will arri...

explodingrabbit.com posted by Kotaku Nov 17 2010 23:20 GMT in Blaster Master

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: Admit It, You've Always Wanted To Use A Dildo On A Zombie

#dildo Lemme tell ya, I have, that game was called "my third marriage." Hey-oooo! But seriously folks, the ESRB summary for Dead Rising 2's DLC mentions a wieldable sex toy. I thought that was the paddlesa...

esrb.org posted by Kotaku Nov 18 2010 02:30 GMT in Dead Rising 2

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probably someone from new jersey

: Would You Buy Half A Game Now And Pay For The Rest Later?

#retail Rod Cousens, CEO of Codemasters, has an idea on how to solve the growing dispute between publishers and retailers over pre-owned sales: sell you part of a game now then have you download the rest l...

gamesindustry.biz posted by Kotaku Nov 16 2010 12:30 GMT in Gaming News

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Unfortunately companies will probably take advantage of a situation like this and charge the first part of the game for full retail price and then milk everyone to shit with DLC just so you can play the full game.

: Sly 4 Teased In Sly Collection Trailer

#tips A teaser trailer has been discovered in Sly Collection, which hit streets Nov. 10, and it seems rather definite that a Sly 4 sequel is coming. When? Well that's probably what the question mark's all...

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 14 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News

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This reminds me, I need to pick up the Sly Collection. I've never played them, but I hear they're great games.

: Why Male Spiders Prefer Virgins

#science It's Friday, so I picked something lighthearted and fun for the daily Kotaku science post. Did you know male wasp spiders snap their genitalia off inside the female during sex? Don't worry, they ...

mnn.com posted by Kotaku Nov 12 2010 19:30 GMT in Gaming News

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Why is there no japanese fetishwork for a human version of this, and if there is where can flavio find it.

: There's A Little Final Fantasy In Mario Sports Mix

#nintendo The upcoming character-driven Wii sports compilation Mario Sports Mix is being developed by Square Enix, which explains how five iconic Final Fantasy characters have made it into the game's rost...

thebitblock.com posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2010 16:40 GMT in Mario Sports Mix

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You know more people would probably have used Mallow if they didn't make him suck so *crag*ing much early in the game and made Mallow atleast have an advantage over using Bowser at the time Bowser joined your party.

: This Fan-made New Super Mario Bros. 3 Looks Beyond Super

#clips What if you took New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS and hacked a complete recreation of Super Mario 3 into the thing? Well, why stop there? Why not put some Metroid and Legend of Zelda in th...

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2010 01:00 GMT in Gaming News

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i came

: The Roast Of Mario Is Not Safe For Work

#humor When Bowser opens Mario's foul-mouthed roast at Peach's Castle with insult gags like "Mario, you beat me so often, I feel like Toad's dick!" it can only go downhill from there. And it does. More ...

collegehumor.com posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 22:40 GMT in Gaming News

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"*crag*ed more guys than the water temple"
lol

: This Is Ignition's Canceled $20 Million Baby

#clips Ignition Entertainment shuttered its Florida studio earlier this month, deep-sixing the game the 70 developers were building, which was an FPS rumored to have cost $20 million. Video of the game, "...

develop-online.net posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News

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Awww, an FPS with magic hands would've been the best thing I've seen in forever.

: It's On Like A Trademark Application For "It's On Like Donkey Kong"

#nintendo Nintendo has found a novel new way to promote the upcoming release of Donkey Kong Country Returns: Filing a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to trademark the pop-culture phrase ...

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 16:40 GMT in Donkey Kong Country Returns

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: Madden NFL Football Is Game For Nintendo 3DS Launch

#easports EA Sports is kicking off the Nintendo 3DS launch next year with a little Madden football, an off-season release that brings the NFL license into stereoscopic 3D in the palm of your hand. More ...

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 20:40 GMT in Madden NFL 11

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Nothing says "launch title" like throwing a good ol' pigskin around... :/

: The iPhone Will Go 3D Next Year

#ipod Your View-Master disks have just been rendered obsolete. Hasbro is planning to release an add-on device for the iPhone and iPod touch next year that will bring stereoscopic 3D visuals to Apple's iOS ...

finance.yahoo.com posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 23:30 GMT in Gaming News

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shut up dickface

: Mario Gets Serious Street Cred In Spain

#screengrab Proud Italian plumber/princess savior Mario gets super excited at the christening of Avenida de Super Mario Bros, the first street to officially bear his name. The Spanish suburb of Zaragoza al...

edition.cnn.com posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 22:40 GMT in Gaming News

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I would laugh so hard if all of those streets turned into crime-infested areas

: The Evolution Of The First-Person Shooter, In One Shot

#screengrab My, how first person shooters have changed! (As seen on Reddit.) More »

reddit.com posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 18:40 GMT in Gaming News

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: The PSP Phone That Plays Mario, Zelda

#china It says a lot about how hideous Sony's rumoured PlayStation Phone prototype is that a Chinese knock-off using the PSPgo as a template is a more desirable piece of hardware. More »

engadget.com posted by Kotaku Nov 06 2010 04:30 GMT in PSPgo

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yeah, that's android, i recognize the top bar thing

: The Making of an Epic Yarn Kirby Room

#clips Last month game journalists gathered to check out Nintendo's upcoming game Kirby's Epic Yarn. This is the room in which they played. More »

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 12 2010 02:00 GMT in Kirby's Epic Yarn

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damn that is a nice room

: There's A New Battlefield Game, And It's Free To Play

#ea As expected, EA today revealed a new game in the Battlefield series, and as expected, it's part of the publishers Play4Free line of PC games that let you, well, play for free. More »

battlefield.play4free.com posted by Kotaku Nov 05 2010 10:05 GMT in Battlefield Play4Free

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OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR BATTLEFIELD HEROES 2

: Poker Night: Meet The Pigeon

#clips Telltale Games' crazy crossover card game features three characters with established voices - Team Fortress 2's Heavy, Strong Bad, and Max. But what does Penny Arcade's Tycho sound like? This trail...

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 05 2010 00:30 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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Okay yeah. I'm into this.

: Katamari Creater On Why He Left Namco Bandai

#keitatakahashi Katamari Damacy designer Keita Takahashi wasn't happy at Namco Bandai. When leaving the company, he called it "so-so". His reasons are a bit more melancholy than that. More »

eurogamer.net posted by Kotaku Nov 02 2010 10:00 GMT in Gaming News

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The problem there is is that Miyamoto can do whatever the *crag* he wants and loves money.

: The Most Amazing Minecraft Costumes You'll Ever See

#costume On Friday Electronic Arts had a Halloween costume contest. The winners? This trio of Minecraft fans. More »

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 31 2010 15:30 GMT in Minecraft

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Wait they won a contest? What the *crag* that creeper doesn't deserve to win it looks more like a piece of shit than a creeper

: The PlayStation Phone Is Here & It's Not Pretty

#psp Sony has finally done it. They've mated a Sony Ericsson cell phone with a PSP, spawning this... the PlayStation Phone. Don't call it the PSP2, please. That's something else entirely. More » ...

engadget.com posted by Kotaku Oct 27 2010 02:00 GMT in Gaming News

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Damn, sony keeps impressing me. They found a way to make the PSP GO shittier

: We're Giving Away Free Copies Of Dogfighter

I've got ten codes for the excellent Dogfighter to give away. Want one? I'll be handing them out over Twitter real soon. More »

twitter.com posted by Kotaku Oct 27 2010 02:13 GMT in Gaming News

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hey look i read it as digibutter too

: Making Team Fortress 2 Hats Turns Out To Be Very Profitable

#valve The recently launched "Mann-conomy" for Team Fortress 2 has quickly become a profitable venture for the community modelers who cranked out new weapons, hats and accessories for Valve's game. Valve j...

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 21 2010 21:40 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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holy shit hats where

: Oprah Audience Explodes Into Hysterics Over Free Xbox Kinects

#kinect We were kind of hoping today's Kinect plug on Oprah would mean she'd be piloting a virtual raft with her body, but the episode's YOU GET A KINECT! YOU GET A KINECT! YOU GET A KINECT! finale is eve...

gizmodo.com posted by Kotaku Oct 19 2010 22:50 GMT in Kinect

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This is obviously a stab at the disabled because Oprah knows they won't be able to use it.
Also over 9000 penises.

: Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Pinkwashing Winners

#photoshop I'll confess to some trepidation offering up last week's subject - Breast Cancer Awareness - but you folks impressed me. We had a ton of great submissions treating the subject with humor, candor...

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 16 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News

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why would they feature the slowpoke one :|

mass effect one was good

: Red Dead Redemption DLC Gets Standalone Disc Release

#dlc For those who haven't picked up Red Dead Redemption, or aren't interested in its main singleplayer campaign, Rockstar will soon release a single disc that includes all of the downloadable content, pla...

rockstargames.com posted by Kotaku Oct 16 2010 01:00 GMT in Red Dead Redemption

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didnt this dlc just come out like, 2 weeks ago?

: Full Angry Birds Game Now Available on Android for Free

#androidapps It's been a thorn in any Android user's side, but finally the full Angry Birds game is now available on Android phones...only, not in the Android Market. Instead, Rovio chose to release it, fo...

mobile-ent.biz posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 12:58 GMT in Angry Birds

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: Can We Give Alan Wake An Award For Best Ads?

#xbox360 Alan Wake is not a shoe-in for Game of the Year 2010, but these ads for the exclusive Xbox 360 thriller are so lovely they deserve some sort of high-caliber 2010 praise. More »

adsoftheworld.com posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 02:00 GMT in Alan Wake

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That sun dial one is pretty clever.

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