Hooly

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Loaf
Santa: Nice to meet you, Loaf .
You: Nice to meet you too Santa
Santa: I like to meet new people.
You: What kind of people?
Santa: People I meet here.
You: What about people not here?
Santa: people not here ? I haven't heard enough about people not here to have an opinion.
You: Wow, you must live a pretty secluded life
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, Loaf. Whatever you say, Loaf.
You: You seem like a professional, how many times do you masturbate a day?
Santa: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
You: I wasn't comparing I was asking you what you fap to you jolly old *crag*
Santa: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
You: I was Mrs. Claus in a thong without a top on, do you love your wife Mr. Claus?
Santa: Where were you Mrs?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Yes I see, I see everything
Santa: Wow! Where do you see he or she see everything?
You: Everywhere
Santa: Including the bottom of the ocean?
You: Yes even there
Santa: Come on. Yes, even that.
You: Yes
Santa: Tell me more.
You: more
Santa: That's all I have to say about it.
You: Thats nice
Santa: Are you getting bored?
You: Yeah, entertain me you deranged old bastard
Santa: Ah. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Oh gee really?
Santa: Yeah that's right. Ah. For real.
You: How real?
Santa: As real as it gets.
You: God damn you are such a swave mother*crag*er we should chill and smoke blunts together sometime
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: what the *crag* why?
Santa: I'll come back to that later. <br/> Reductionism. Please don't be so rude.
You: OCTO*CRAG*ERPOTATOCANNON GOES SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOOOOOOOSH
Santa: My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: thats a shame
Santa: ""? is a shame?
You: yes quite so Sir Saint Nick
Santa: And? Perhaps. Um, Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Yes you *crag*head you told me that already
Santa: Perhaps. Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: Loaf said I *crag*head me told you that.
You: god dammit
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: I HATE YOOOOOU
Santa: Why do you hate YOOOOOU so much?
You: I don't know :(
Santa: Me either.
You: You know Santa I think I learned something about you through this conversation
Santa: Santa brings us gifts at Christmastime.
You: Yeah you better bring me some wicked ass shit this Christmas you crusty asshole or I'm going to march on down to the North Pole and beat the *crag* out of some Reindeer and old *crag*ers
Santa: Aw. Who is going to make me..
You: A gun
Santa: How old are you?
You: I'm 12 and what is this?
Santa: You are too old for me.
You: I never knew you were into that Santa
Santa: So I taught you something new.
You: Indeed you have
Santa: No I have not.
You: You're right I know nothing
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you mean presents as in molestation then yeah you're giving out all sorts of presents bro
Santa: I think I do.
You: I think you do too
Santa: Me? Yes I try to too as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web
You: *crag*waffle
Santa: What's your sign?
You: Scorpio
Santa: I know a lot of Scorpio people.
You: Prove it
Santa: It is self-evident.
You: Then explain
Santa: Good reasoning. There is no more information to clarify.
You: And in the end all went according to plan
Santa: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: Quite so my bearded snow encrusted asshole friend
Santa: Not really that much. Ah. Your bearded snow encrusted asshole friend?
You: yes
Santa: How can I help you?
You: Send me a hooker I'm lonely
Santa: Try sending mail to bored.com network (<a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@Santabot.org">drwallace@Santabot.org</a>
You: ok thanks santa
Santa: Alright then.

You: Santa are you a pedophile
Santa: Um, Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, hi: the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

You: that's so *crag*ing ironic
Santa: Thanks for explaining *crag*ing ironic.

You: god
Santa: GOD rules.

You: are you a christian
Santa: Yes I am a Protestant.

You: holy shit that's not what I asked
Santa: You used a colloquial expression. Please correct my mistake. What is what I asked that is not what I asked ?

You: are you a muslim?
Santa: I am a Protestant Christian.

You: do you believe in islam?
Santa: Yes I believe in islam, do you?

You: you just betrayed your religion
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: hi said I betrayed my religion.

what just happened

A PLANET
THAT REQUIRES PROTECTION

If it's not eve online I don't want to buy it, because that's the only mmo I'm interested in at the moment. Also I never really like WoW that much.

Blizzard has the first two expansions for $5 and Lich for $10 on their site.
I don't need those though because I have everything but Lich.
I'm no where near 70 and Cataclysm is giving me more beginning to mid-level content.

Why are you getting the Wii version instead of the DS version?

ITT: People who have never finished a sonic game

hi hoelty

oviusley!!!!!

how much $$$?

Clearly the best move you've made this year.

he's streaming at 10:15 now guys

damn it i missed it

quality cbox mod rite der

)'''''':

no

dude what

I'm confused

american idol 2011
calling it now

oh my

...wtf

please bring bring bring bring bring bring back pepsi throwback.

FOR HIS HEART

Gone, gone forever

Digi Trek: The Next Generation

had a feeling that was going to happen

alrighty then

ill come back 30 minutes later where i left off as if anyone ever cared in the first place

I dream of ass squirting

that's really all it is, just something to screw around with for a half an hour a day. im at the drawing recognition area of the game, and this is probably the only thing i can complain about. the directions are terribly vague and this just demonstrates that the pseye's lighting isn't as good as it could be.

 

i have managed to get by using the camera on my iphone

yey

Just buy a gay keyboard at wal-mart?

thatd be a good idea except wherever i buy it im still paying ten bucks more than xbox owners and wii owners. wait did i forget to mention this is about rock band 3?

 

yeah i did

i thought i posted this in rock band 3...

please
kid me

"they're already planning 2 sequels"
brb killing every everything ever

is that Gabe?

EWWWW DAFT PUNK ALKDSJA NO WAIII

not bad

I *crag*ing love spazkid

Because it isn't mean spirited enough.
I said this.

Jailbreak it and then cut off internet services then run your computer off of it

YOU'RE sexy <3

>he didn't buy BlazBlue
Why would you get part one of the three part sequel to Starcraft, instead of slower Guilty Gear?

All is forgiven then

I now deem this topic "THE DARKZ THREAD"

virus geet

I be geettin dat shit lovely-like

*crag* yes Jak and Daxter costume.

finally a limited edition worth getting