Alex older than one year ago

I was going to post this on Christmas, but *crag* it, I'm posting it now. (butt *crag* it?)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_osR36oxVU

Yes , i like cornflakes ! I eat them dry ! 

I guess you want me to post more then? :3

Thanks for talking to me guys ! I was feeling so lonely the past 2 weeks ! 

is this real life?

Yes it is ! 

Sooooooooooooooooo ? 

no I played it on the super nintendo

I am interested in games that were released before my birth ! Those things are antique ! 

making shitty tvs

I am not a retard ! I am just saying friendly things ! 

2 days until you are legally allowed to register at sites like this.

what the *crag* are you even saying

You should jump in front of a bus and make it everyone's day.

Jump in front of a bus yourself , moron ! 

Get a life you liar ! 

One time I heated up a rotten steak, injected hot mustard and tartar sauce into it, took a bite and it tasted like shit so I cut hole into it and *crag*ed the hell out of it. But then *crag*-skin got all melty and gooey because I heated up the steak for like 30 minutes so I went to a doctor and he said, and I quote, "Hole shit I cannot even begin to imagine how someone *crag*s up their dick as bad as this. Jesus holy *crag*ing God-Emperor Christ that is absolutely vile. It smells like burnt rubber and farts. You have completely destroyed your genitals beyond repair. Get the *crag* out!"
So then I went home and jerked off and blood came out so I put a band-aid on my pee-hole and let that sit there for a couple of days. Then I ripped it off and it hurt a lot because some skin came with it and I smelled the tip of *crag* and it smelled awful so I sprayed some deodorant on it and it really, really, really *crag*ing stung. Then *crag* had this kind of dull throbbing pain for a couple of hours so I took some ibuprofen and painkillers and now it takes like 20 minutes for me to ejaculate. Oh, and my semen is still bloody and it burns when I pee.

He is an awesome poet ! 

NOBODY *CRAG*ING CARES

Well , it is gross for me ! 

You're going to die alone

I am gonna ban all the meanies ! 

inb4 moon

I like how you take that in a positive tone

no its not sunday is

I will take you there on my magic carpet
SQUADELA

Lol ! 

http://digibutter.nerr.biz/topics/171930/g...

Thanks , i guess ! 

you are watching someone else play?

You are so mean , you killjoys ! 

yes you can

I was talking to Tails ! 

Good thing we all have Japanese 3DSs to play it on.

I do Mr. Ace Bits ! 

Harry Potter and the Bastion of Broken Grammar?

slim have i ever told you that you are my favorite person

blow off crooked politicians and give lapdances to depressed old men lacking libidos, you'll find plenty of money in that line of work.

You are pretty stubborn , Missy ! 

An appropriate post, made in the correct board. Well done and happy Halloween to you too. *inb4 I get destroyed for praising Alex*

I don't give a single shit either, especially since that isn't my name

no you don't

you do realize just because we live in America doesn't mean we have instant access to all of its natural parks right

I see !