Super-Claus older than one year ago

And selling my cow for magic beans is a solid investment.

No but in all seriousness I like the idea of a drop in drop out multiplayer 3DS game

So happy the Wii U eShop will be available from day 1

first of all on the back of the new version of the controller that are now more bumped our ridges on the side so it feels more like a regular controller, that little box right below the D pad is a item scanner (puts shit into your game, think skylanders), and the analog sticks also act as an L3 and R3. The tablet is also a universal remote for ANY device (specifically TVs though) and can function Without the system being on.

WiiU account system and social networking thing:

Okay so this thing us actually pretty cool. The system can interact with all other Wii U's even in single player games. A  posting system lets you do what a posting system usually does. They showed a trailer thing where a guy was all "hkabfhkbfhkasf can't beat this enemy" and ask for help on the nintendo network, got called up by some people on a video chat, and they helped him beat the enemy. Seemless flow from game to chat, and it does as the 3DS does by suspending the game for you, when it pulls this stuff up. You can also see little miis with qoutes above their heads of peoples status and comments about whatever level they're on. This Nintendo Network internet socializing account thing also syncs up with other devices, like phones computers etc.

Kick ass controller for those who don't want to use wii remotes or tablet:

So yes this thing controls the system as well and you can use it instead of the tablet if you want it to. It looks *crag*ing sexy. GUGHHHH SYMMETRY IN A CONTROLLER FINALLY GUGHHHHHHHHHH

There was tons of other stuff as well but this is the cool stuff.

State your thoughts on the current situations of the world and where you predict conflict is inevitable.

My guess is the un-ended korean war will recommence sooner or later (like in a decade or two) and then china and the US will both be hesitent to enter knowing neither of them can move without hurting the others economy, seeing as our co-dependence on eachother in every aspect of major industry except military.

gogogogogogo

Shadoo is only telling half the story...I am infact a being from outside of the realms of this universe's creation. Infact I no longer can remember the universe of my actual origin. And I did infact strike francis down, indirectly through those inhabitants of the state of West Virginia. But what he had refused to tell you is why I did all of this. For in actuality Shadoo is a being parallel to myself. He too acends from before the time that now never was. Several years ao at the equinox when Shadoo first took root in Digibutter.nerr, he cast a curse on Francis that would eventually grow to envelope his entire conciousness. Once this had fully taken effect Francis would make his way north, travel back in time to December 25 1990, and covertly assassinate Tim Berners-Lee. This action would change the face of history and the very foundations upon which the internet was built. I could not allow this to happen, and thus I had to strike down francis. I intended to simply make a cybernetic copy of him without the curse inside of him, but Shadoo caught wind of this, and soon took the mind of the new Francis. His reason for all the endevors he is now going through to prevent you from joining is becuase your usership is the source of his very weakness. Individuality of spirit and ideas are the very thing that can kill shadoo, which is why he despises everything. If he loses his source of power in Digibutter, he has lost his very roots. And like a tree torn from the ground, him and his evil exploits will come crashing down to a halt. Help me in my quest to prevent his evil scheme of destroying the immesive flow of free ideas and will created by the internet! Help me deafet Shadoo the Deceiver!

Shadoo the deciver has attempted to twist your minds once again, for a terrifying fact has gone un-noticed among the residents here at digibutter. Approxiamtley one year ago Francis left to go hiking through the entirety of the Appalachian mountains. He never actually returned. He was mauled by some hicks out in west virginia on his way through the platue and die on that very day. The user that now operates under the name francis is none other than a robot created by shadoo! Do not believe his lies!  That faker simply wishes to turn your minds unto that of the unwelcome! And his simple magic is nothing compared to my ture imperial wizardry!

Welcome one and all, don't pay attention to shadoo he just hates everything. Don't shit all over the boards the way we do and we'll get along just fine. This is the real Imperial Wizard of Digibutter speaking, not that faker shadoo.

No but stay out of our forum if you are going to RP, we already did this "herp derp mawioooo" shit a while back and we have no need to do it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWEyJjNX4gA

Oh well the joke may be corny but the funniest bit was the comatose faces of the republicans.

http://triniate.com/

too bad it doesn't have music but hey, beggers can't be choosers

So every time I go to the urnial in a public bathroom my giant penis hangs out and embaresses all the other women in the bathroom

help

WANT

this is a real thing now in the Louvre by the way

Everyone loves spankin' shanklin'!

The last thing you remeber is being at the valve conference at e3 2012...

What will you do?

My platform consists of:

-- State funded drug cartels

-- Total removal of all articles by IGN, joystiq, Kotaku, and or other sell out review sites

-- creating a digibutter app for android and apple smartphones, but not blackberry becuase they suck

My experience consists of:

-- Being Adimn of several shitty minecraft servers

-- One of the founding fathers of the original Diginet Army which only like 6 people were part of but w/e

-- Starting a mario Kart 7 group

-- Long term experience of chasing people away from sites, including veterans