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Posted by Valve Jul 19 2011 17:56 GMT in Super Meat Boy
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Update Notes
  • Fixed (and confirmed said fix) for chapter upload bug. Start uploading chapters people!
  • Added 4 more achievements along the same lines as the "Medium Rare"
  • achievement added last week
  • Renamed "Medium Rare" achievement to "Medium Well"
  • I did all this while watching "White Chicks"
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Viddd
Best patch notes.
Fallen Shade
White Chicks wasn't actually a terrible movie I remember

Posted by Slim Jul 18 2011 18:44 GMT
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Nastasia
oh jeez
©na
God damn Slim
That shit is hypnotic

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 19 2011 02:10 GMT in Mega Man Legends 3 Project
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#megamanlegends3 In case you couldn't tell from the lack of serious updates or the departure of the game's creator, Capcom's Mega Man Legends 3 has now officially been shitcanned. More »

Viddd
Damn. It's a sad day for fans, and an even sadder day for people who bought a 3DS.
DarkBlueAce
And I had just told my brother minutes ago that they were working on the third installment of the series. How am I going to break the news to him without breaking his heart?

Posted by IGN Jul 18 2011 22:10 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3DS
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If you're a gamer, there's a good chance you've heard of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. This Nintendo 64 classic is hailed by many as the greatest game of all time, and some recent interviews with Zelda creator Shigeru Miyamoto, producer Eiji Aonuma and the rest of the Zelda development team has brought forth some astonishing revelations about the making of this legendary title. One of these tidbits is that Ocarina of Time, as it was initially conceived was kind of a terrible idea...
Francis
Navi was originally Slim?
Fallen Shade
Epona was going to be in Super Mario 64?

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Posted by msn Jul 17 2011 20:35 GMT in Jimmy Urine Disscussion
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Nastasia
nonononono oh god oh god oh god no whyyyyy why is this happening
Fallen Shade
Jimmy plays Metal Slug and his dick is a fighting pad controller, I can't hate this man.

Posted by Kotaku Jul 17 2011 17:00 GMT in VVVVVV
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#hardass Super Meat Boy is no joke. That's a hard game, and that's part of its appeal. Put it in the hands of the maker of another, harder game, and it collapses into a singularity of mother*crag*er-what-do-you want-me-to-do difficulty. More »
msn
aaaaa
Francis

about as good as Meat Boy's flash controls.  Not bad for a few hours work


Posted by GoNintendo Jul 17 2011 03:37 GMT in Sonic Generations
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Well I know that my excitement meter just broke for Sonic Generations.  Seeing that they’ve decided to add Chemical Plant Zone made me jump with glee the moment I saw the first images, but then more surprises were waiting when I clicked the link.  A stage featuring none other than one of my favorite characters [...]
msn
why does metal sonic look so small
Fallen Shade
Probably to match up with sonic's size. Also Modern Sonic's version of the stage looks alot like that last daytime stage in Unleashed

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Posted by Flar3 Jul 17 2011 03:56 GMT
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Apparently this makes you poop your pants. I didn't feel anything except a tingle in my stomache.

Super-Claus
I got an erection from it
I swear there is nothing wrong with me.
Gold Prognosticus
Absolutely nothing.

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Posted by Super-Claus Jul 16 2011 05:45 GMT
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the conversation was about nas masturbating.

darkz
what the *CRAG*
Super-Claus
I meant to put an ed at the end of pick
and in that context it was being applied to my choice of brand name

Posted by Joystiq Jul 16 2011 20:00 GMT in Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
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Activision filed a domain-name dispute with National Arbitration Forum on Friday over ModernWarfare3.com, a gag website attempting to convert Modern Warfare 3 fans to EA's Battlefield 3.

Activision argues that the person behind ModernWarfare3.com "has no right or legitimate interest in the Domain Name," a violation of the Uniform Domain Name Dispute Resolution Policy, and wants the site under its own control. Activision has provided the panel with a two-page list of Modern Warfare's accomplishments as evidence of its right to the domain, or perhaps because it wants to see its "Best Shooter" award from CNN.com in writing. Activision claims the site contains copyrighted material, including the style of its Modern Warfare 3 header, and that the owner "supports the game Battlefield," quoting that it "urges visitors to 'grow up and forgettabout Modern Warfare 3 (because it looks just like Modern Warfare 2) and buy Battlefield 3 instead.'"

ModernWarfare3.com was purchased on March 26, 2009, almost two years before Modern Warfare 3 was officially announced, and until recently the website redirected users to Battlefield3.com. Currently its front page reads, "Warning: this website is under seige," with the above clip from Monty Python's Life of Brian re-dubbed to bash Modern Warfare 3.
darkz

lol


Posted by Kotaku Jul 16 2011 18:00 GMT in DOTA 2
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#steam Valve rolled out "all-new server and client code" supporting downloads over its Steam digital distribution service, intriguingly noting that, "soon, Dota 2 will be delivered using it." More »
darkz

it better be f2p


Posted by FrozenWinters Jul 15 2011 17:08 GMT
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On an island, there are k people who have blue eyes, and the rest of the people have green eyes. There is at least one blue-eyed person on the island (k ≥ 1). If a person ever knows they have blue eyes, they must leave the island at dawn the next day. Each person can see every other person's eye color, there are no reflective surfaces, and there is no discussion of eye color. At some point, an outsider comes to the island, calls together all the people on the island, and makes the following public announcement: "At least one of you has blue eyes". The outsider, furthermore, is known by all to be truthful, and all know that all know this, and so on: it is common knowledge that he is truthful, and thus it becomes common knowledge that there is at least one islander who has blue eyes. The problem: assuming all persons on the island are completely logical and that this too is common knowledge, what is the eventual outcome?

Linkshot
My guess is mass chaos as everybody has a witch hunt for the blue-eyed person.
Or they just look around and decide the leaving at dawn is a stupid rule.
Nastasia
it's the outsider

Posted by Valve Jul 15 2011 22:15 GMT in Steam
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Over the years, Steam has delivered a lot of bits to a lot of people. Delivering content is really at the core of Steam, and we have been working on improving that core. As of today, you can download some of the content on Steam using all-new server and client code to get the job done.

The new content system is designed to do two things: deliver better download rates in more places around the world, and also to simply streamline the publishing process on Steam, ultimately making it possible to ship more games than we would have been able to with the old system.

The maximum aggregate bandwidth of the system will be greater than the current system; this will help us satisfy spikes in demand when theres a big release. We will also be able to send content from more places, to better serve people all around the globe. All the content on the new system is sent via HTTP; this is more firewall-friendly than the current system, and will automatically take advantage of web-caching proxies installed at ISPs.

Another way that the new content system improves the bandwidth picture is by requiring each user to download less data. With the Steam content system thats been in place for a few years now, if an individual file on disk were modified by a game update, your client had to download the whole file. That can be painful when the file in question is really large. The new system supports delivering only the differences between the old and new files, meaning game updates will be much smaller overall.

These changes have given us an opportunity to write new tools for game developers and content publishers that simplify the process of both publishing and updating a game on Steam. Simplifying the publishing process means it takes the partner and us less time to ship each product, so we can ship more stuff to more users.

In addition, the new content system will allow us to build several new features that weve often heard requested. Upcoming client releases will include things like download scheduling, bandwidth throttling, and prioritizing which games get downloaded first. Youll also be able to download an update to a game while youre playing that game; Steam will apply the update after you exit the game.

Over time, more and more of the content on Steam will be delivered using this new system. Soon, Dota 2 will be delivered using it. In the meantime, if youd like to try out this new content system you can do so right now; if you download a 1280x720 (HD) trailer from the store, it will happen via the new content system. Give it a try!
Viddd
this is the best day ever
Slim
maybe now I can play the 50 games that I haven't installed yet

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Posted by Popple Jul 15 2011 08:29 GMT in Sometimes the Police are Okay
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Fallen Shade
what the *crag*
Super-Claus

I'm so, so sorry francis.


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Posted by Kotaku Jul 15 2011 10:30 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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#watchthis So Final Combat, China's seemingly shameless rip-off of Team Fortress 2, isn't as shameless as we first thought. I mean, it's not entirely lifting content from Valve's shooter. It's lifting it from EA's Battlefield Heroes as well! More »
Fallen Shade
I laughed alot
darkz
old news
Posted by Francine Jul 10 2011 09:57 GMT
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MM
It's like Touhou for westernfags.
MattTheSpratt
The big "WHOALY SHIT THIS IS AMAZUNG" thing was probably spawned from the fact that Lauren Faust actually gave a shit about making it a proper cartoon instead of a half hour advertisement.

Posted by Flar3 Jul 15 2011 02:38 GMT
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I found two postal plummers and an extra steel of jaws.

Sold them away for loads of metal.

Fallen Shade
Don't think so, but thanks for confirming they drop
Flar3
to me that's loads of metal.
also I sold off the mailboxes for 2 reclaimed eac, heh.

Posted by Kotaku Jul 14 2011 04:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#totalrecall The Mario movie we ended up with in 1993 was nothing like the games it was based on. An earlier draft for the film, however, was a lot more faithful. More »
msn
but it was already a good movie
Super-Claus
Yeah I never had a problem with it, I don't see why everybody seems to hate it so much.

msn
woah shit for a second there i thought that this was from the movie
Super-Claus
why does it look like they just took a picture of the actresses face and slapped it on a 3d model?

Posted by Nastasia Jul 12 2011 04:45 GMT
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Nastasia
he did the lines i colored it
Nastasia
uhh he didn't get it from a raffle, he got it for this picture
and it's not gay it's cool

Posted by Kotaku Jul 11 2011 22:00 GMT in Achron
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#greatideas In the first mission of the upcoming computer game that Chris Hazard, PhD, has been trying to make since 1999, our hero, a man named Holloway meets himself. More »
Gold Prognosticus
I still maintain you guys need to buy this game.
Fallen Shade
awesome

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Posted by Francis Jul 14 2011 02:36 GMT in nD
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Looks like this might actually happen.  It would be a huge success, IMO.  I would make games for it.

FrozenWinters
Not quite, Francis; this is Bob's game! Note that this was created in March this year.
Tails Doll
Are you really falling for this?

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Posted by GoNintendo Jul 14 2011 05:23 GMT in Xenoblade Chronicles
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Super-Claus

*crag*ing hell this game is massive

MM
Pretty *crag*ing huge for an unused map.

Posted by Francis Jul 06 2011 00:24 GMT in Digibutter News
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I have 3 copies of Monday Night Combat (on Steam) to give away.

All you have to do write a review of any game.  I have final say of who wins, so make it good.

Go to a game's page then click the Review link near the top.

Gold Prognosticus
So who won the other two copies?

Posted by Super-Claus Jul 13 2011 16:05 GMT
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Linkshot

Is this actually real?

Fallen Shade
>12 offenders
>10 non-mappable offenders
All of these are probably underaged drinkers and pot smokers, lame

Posted by Joystiq Jul 13 2011 16:30 GMT in PlayStation News
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The PS3 has gradually shed features over its lifespan -- like PS2 backwards compatibility and OtherOS. That's happening again with the latest revision of the PS3 hardware, but it's not entirely Sony's fault this time.

Kotaku obtained an internal GameStop communication detailing the new "K" model of PS3 hardware, which states that an HDMI cable will now be required to display high-definition, and that component cables will no longer work. GameStop doesn't quite have all the details right, but part of that is true.

"The new CECH-3000 series PS3 requires HDMI only for BD movie output in HD, in compliance with AACS standards," Sony told Ars Technica. "PS3 continues to support component output for HD gaming and streaming content." The restriction is just on high-definition video from Blu-Ray discs. So this isn't a cost-cutting measure like the removal of PS2 hardware -- it's to conform to the Advanced Access Content System, a standard for DRM developed by a consortium of media companies including ... Sony. The standard requires that devices restrict analog outputs to 960 x 540 to prevent recording from analog capture devices.

The strange part, then, is that the PS3 ever supported HD Blu-ray playback through component. Digital Foundry speculates that the rule didn't kick in officially until the AACS Final Adopter Agreement in December 2010, and thus only affects PS3s produced after then. That would mean that Sony (and pretty much every other electronics company) skirted its own rule for as long as possible.
darkz

ok

Francis
yay DRM. At least current PS3s are unaffected, I think.

Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun Jul 13 2011 18:38 GMT in PC Gaming News
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MIT’s Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Lab report that they have boosted the effectiveness of a game-playing AI by enabling it to read the manual: “When the researchers augmented a machine-learning system so that it could use a player’s manual to guide the development of a game-playing strategy, its rate of victory jumped from 46 percent to 79 percent.”

What’s most amazing about this is that despite the trial and error nature of this kind of machine learning, the ability to correlate text instructions with events in the game do seem to have a significant impact on the system’s capacity to learn how to play, as the article explains: “The researchers also tested a more-sophisticated machine-learning algorithm that eschewed textual input but used additional techniques to improve its performance. Even that algorithm won only 62 percent of its games.” So, you know, RTFM is sound advice, even if you are a machine.

Super-Claus

RIP human race

Linkshot
Rest in shit imo

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Posted by GameTrailers Jul 13 2011 04:00 GMT in ScrewAttack
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Forget the Turtles games you loved--Fall of the Foot Clan was a snoozefest!
Francis
whatever, this game was awesome. It had secrets and mini-games and it was PORTABLE NINJA TURTLES.
also this came out after the first NES TMNT game, and anything is better than that.
Tails Doll


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Posted by Slim Jul 13 2011 07:03 GMT
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What's a Fallout game without a B movie DLC

Hooly
if its new vegas, then a game that wont run on recommended hardware
Super-Claus
oh sick