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-Project Cafe has stronger hardware than anything on market right now other than a PC. Its RAM is 50% higher than PS3 and 360 put together.
-Project Cafe's GPU framework makes it more graphically powerful than a PS3.
-Uses a standard controller interface
-Has had games developing for it for the past couple years
-Has massive third party support
-Won't cost more than $400
-Backwards compatible with Wii, Gamecube, virtual console data on an SD card, and accessories
-Receives automatic updates
-Utilizes realtime networking between players
-*crag*ing SNES colored. 
-Nintendo is quoted as saying they are moving away from casual markets with the system
-Modular codeform that allows entire game engines to be inserted, fixed, and updated post release
-Incredibly user friendly SDK
-The only next gen console for the next few years
-Features daily new content updates from Nintendo
-Utilizes networking hardware and software from a third party company specializing in only that

oh my god

Bird people.

i'm going to bed all i do are keep posting terrible things

Turns out something big is coming. I still need to get Pokemon White 2.

Also pls let it be a new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.

everyone discuss

is this real

And so it begins.

Meh, I would like it if they putted Sonic Adventure 2 battle instead. Also DLC for it?

Could possibly be a rumor or something.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

I'll probably get video games and ... video games.

WHY DID MAWZIPAN WEAVE ME FOR A MEXICAN GUY

Skip to :24 to skip all the weeaboo shit.

GOGOGOGO BANDWAGON

Holy shit HAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

;_;

Upgrade animals huh? I want a pack of chicks to take down a lion.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

God dammit, I actually wanted to try it out. *crag* you sony.

Holy *crag*ing shit, this is awesome. You know those stars and planets we heard about? We can go there. Not only does it already have shit we know in there, but it's also randomly generated. You can even land in planets and take gorgeous screenshots of the place. 

It runs like 20 fps whenever I land on a planet, but eh, whatever.

Because we want to show our e-peen off.

I apologize for not having a good medic misc.

Holy *crag*.

why japan

why

hahahaha

*crag* yeah, they're going to arizona twice.

I'm sorry ;_;