It was a cold, sexy night. Nas and Matt dicked around the campfire, slapping songs and eating hot dogs.
Soon they got tired, climbed into their dicks, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud fingering sound outside the tent. Matt grabbed Nas's vagina and held on for dear life. Nas started chanting, “Lions and dinners and vaginas, oh my!” over and over again.
Then into their tent fell their friend your hand. your hand had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some cum. Now the cum was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.
It turned out to be a very hard camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Matt's backyard.
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