Dear Grandbaby,
I am having a(n) Naughty time at camp. The counselour is Colourful and the food is Glorious. I met Slim and we became *crag*-Like friends. Unfortunately, Slim is Vigorous and I Bustedmy Bladder so we couldn`t go Haberdashing like everybody else. I need more Cathedralsand a Dixck sharpener, so please Sexily Slaughtered more when you Penetrated back.
Your Relativity,
MattTheSpratt

MattTheSpratt says:

*second noun wins go

cookies and milk says:

*penis

frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

*dixck

MattTheSpratt says:

*dixck it is.

frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

*YEEEEEEEEAH

cookies and milk says:

*lol

MattTheSpratt says:

*that's going in the goron can't spell thread

frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

*alright

I smell fad, but best *crag*ing fad ever it shall be.

It's missing a few cards, but it's got extras as well. :U

It has only one Ace (Hearts), is missing a King of Hearts and has no fives to speak of.

In their place, it has seven Jacks (the extras are Hearts, Spades and Diamonds), five sevens (an extra club), six twos (extra club and diamond) and three jokers (one black, two red).

...we should invent a card game using just these.

Pic almost unrelated.

also youtub has HD embed now

DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS

I'm dead serious.

He's trying to patch it up with nonsense about "relationships" and "consensual".

You're probably thinking what I'm thinking.

See if you can spot what's actually going on.

o_O;

Yes.

Or How I Still Love Toy Story.

Verse 1

Drumsticks, drumsticks, ddrruummssttiicckkss, drmstcks cake mix

Drumsticks, cake mix, cake mix, drumsticks, cake sticks, drum mix

t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t lemon, apple, lemon, apple, lemon lemon lemon, appl-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-le

Olive oil (x2)

Green grapes, purple grapes, purple grapes, hot grapes, chicken grapes, hot chicks

Green pretzel-dog soup.

Chorus

Real foo-ood (like toy food but is real)

Real foo-ood (not toy food do eat)

Real food do not eat toy food eat real food d-d-d-d-dddddddddddd (sweet pea)

Verse 2

Salt and salt and salt and french fries, garlic fries, bananas

Red pepper, green pepper, red pepper, salt and pepper

Turkey chunks, chicken chunks, turkey chunks, tuna chunks,

Tuna chunks, chicken chunks, turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks, turkey chunks, *crag*-*crag*

Chorus

Toy foo-ood (like real food but is not real food eat *clap* eat *clap* eat *clap*)

Hamburger (x8)

Hamburger (x40, sing to the Sonic drowning theme)

Helper.

Verse 3

Green beans, orange beans, purple beans, spaghetti, spaghetti, spagheeeeeeeeeeeeetti

Baguugab, potatop chihc, Tomamot souos, piccip, cookooc, Nibbin, miim, red penis meat.

Chorus

Toy foo-ood (like real food but is penis)

Oo-oo-oo--oo-oo-oO

(eat toy food, proceed to dance like an ill person)

Spaghetti.

Which you sing to Eleanor Rigby.

Ah, look at all the Gay Cockniggers!
Ah, look at all the Gay Cockniggers!

Sheila Brown picks up the cock in a The Galactic Federation of Dinodongcopters and Hyperspeedhorsevagina Vehicular Tennessee where a Jesus day has been.
think in a Fiji.

raping at the speedwagon, wearing the dick that she keeps in a America by the OCTO*CRAG*ERPOTATOCANNON. Who is it for?

All the Gay Cockniggers, where do they all come from?
All the Gay Cockniggers, where do they all thrust?

It's been long enough without one of these damn threads.

<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid

<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"

<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip

<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass is already registered
<Cloud> cant find out whats wrong
<Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>
<Cloud> hmmm...
<Cloud> strange
<Cloud> it said it isnt registered
<Cloud> although i keep saying register it
<Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc
* Cloud has quit IRC
* Cloud has joined #radio
<Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!
<Cloud> hey it worked
<Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password

<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs, and more computers, air con etc
<@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the whole *crag*ing house
<@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer rebooted
<Durus> hahahaha lujan.  that's some funny shit
<@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet who had to run his toaster of his UPS

<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell
<+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today
<+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work."
<+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.

<0dan0> and I am simulating california in my own room
<0dan0> I have the humidifier going onto my heater, creating a warm front
<0dan0> then the window is opening letting in the cold dry air, creating a cold front
<0dan0> soon there will be precipitation as the warm air mass is forced to rise by the denser cold air
<0dan0> and my room will be a tropical rainforest
<cran> or it will be a room full of tepid air and one dumb homo

poetica09: i need to think of more ways to make an ass of myself
poetica09: it's fun stuff
poetica09: i was considering going somewhere next weekend
poetica09: and putting up a sign, like maybe outside of a store
poetica09: and a tin can
poetica09: and the sign would say
poetica09: "donate to help a deaf blind man stay alive"
poetica09: and i could be sitting on a lawn chair
poetica09: reading a magazine and listening to my cd player
poetica09: and waving at people who walk by :-p

<Silellak> Do you remember the good old days, when bottle caps said "YOU WIN" or "YOU LOSE", rather than giving you some lame code you redeem at their ad-filled website?
<Silellak> I miss being told I'm a loser by a corporate product :(

<Argentius> I fell asleep again in class today...
<Darkersun> that sucks man, what did the teacher do?
<Argentius> I am the  teacher >.<