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Posted by Kotaku Apr 11 2011 04:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#totalrecall Some game machines are killed long before they enter production. Others at least make it to market before dying, whether of old age or lack of demand. And then there's the Konix Multisystem. More »
darkz

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Posted by Kotaku Apr 10 2011 20:00 GMT in Super Mario Land
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#watchthis Drive up the volume for this user-created level from LittleBigPlanet 2, an homage to World 1-1 from Super Mario Land on the Game Boy. Creator Junkvxxl loaded the level three days ago; it became a developer favorite two days ago; it's been played more than 36,000 times in that span. If you have the game, perhaps you should try it for yourself. More »
Francis

most impressive.

Linkshot

"does a good job of babysitting"

LOL I GET IT


Posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2011 20:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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#quotable During an interview with Fortune Magazine, SCEA's charming CEO Jack Tretton discussed the company's business strategies...and then indulged in some nasty smack talk. More »
Super-Claus

Did he just say motion gaming was irrelevent , right after sony launched a huge campaign about it's "ground-breaking" motion technology, and don't tell me he's going to make fun of 3d, after the ps3 became a big supporter of it.

Francis
I play DS in public. But the "image obsessed" people Tretton refers to outnumber people like me and you.

Posted by Kotaku Apr 08 2011 00:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#fanart It's one hell of a ride in demiurgic's hilarious new Pikachu / Pokemon piece. Gotta surf them all dude. More »

Posted by Kotaku Apr 07 2011 21:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#hotflashes The Cartoon Network's Adult Swim flash games might not always be wonderful examples of gaming goodness, but they generally have pretty good names. Case in point, Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars. How can you not play that? More »
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Posted by Kotaku Apr 05 2011 21:20 GMT in Sequence
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#dancethefightaway How the hell do you mix an RPG with a rhythm game? Iridium Studios' Jason Wishnov shows us how upcoming Xbox Live Indie Game Sequence works. More »
Francis
this is how you explain your game
Slim
Now if this was on steam and supported importing tracks from your own music library, I would but this in a heartbeat

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Posted by Kotaku Apr 04 2011 21:40 GMT in Super Mario Bros.
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#video It may not be the speediest of speed runs. It may not dazzle with its exploitation of glitches. But this Super Mario Bros. speed run is notable because the player is also simultaneously beating Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels. More »

Francis
"I completed the four games with one input." ... wut
Fallen Shade
Mother of *crag*

Posted by Kotaku Apr 03 2011 22:00 GMT in Minecraft
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#education When his five-year-old daughter built a treehouse by herself in Minecraft, Joel Levin, a computer teacher at Manhattan's Columbia Grammar and Preparatory School, got the idea to try incorporating the PC game into his lesson plan at school. He worried about numerous possibilities that the game would simply be incompatible with students that young, but he was relieved and gratified to discover he was wrong. More »
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
"DAD, CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO CHOP WOOD"
"YEAH SON ALL YOU DO IS PUNCH A TREE"

Posted by Kotaku Apr 02 2011 22:00 GMT in Pac-Man
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#flashback This week marks my third anniversary with Kotaku, spending all of that as the site's weekend editor. In April 2008, on my third weekend here, my brother Fletch and I unloaded this post - "Two Brothers Meditating Upon Questions of Pac-Man," originally published April 19, 2008. A hypothetical calculation of Pac-Man's, er, metabolic functions, it became one of Kotaku's all-time humor classics. It's re-presented here, updated for the site's current design, with a gallery now featuring two alternate, unpublished images. More »
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
this reminds me of something

Posted by Kotaku Mar 31 2011 19:40 GMT in Gaming News
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#shinjimikami Shinji Mikami, the video game creator behind games like Resident Evil, God Hand and Vanquish, is finally getting his own action figure, now available for pre-order at the web site of Tango Gameworks, the developer's new studio. Featuring "real shaving action," 256 points of articulation and alternate zombie heads, it may be the best Shinji Mikami action figure of all time. More »
Popple
Yes.

Posted by Kotaku Mar 31 2011 17:40 GMT in Gaming News
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#nutpunch Game Informer has posted the debut trailer for THQ and Volition's Saints Row: The Third, consisting of some music, a few splash screens, and one second of actual gameplay footage. See for yourself. More »
Maiq the Liar

This is easily the greatest trailer I have ever seen.

Day one purchase.

Fallen Shade

MAXIMUM DICK PUNCHING FESTIVAL


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Posted by Kotaku Mar 29 2011 03:00 GMT in Left 4 Dead 2
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#left4dead2 The pint-sized ceramic co-star of Valve's Left 4 Dead 2 may be deserving of his own video game, as evidenced by the trailer for the sadly nonexistent Gnome Chompski: The Game. More »
darkz
ok
FrozenWinters
GOOD! Ahh... Half Life

Posted by Kotaku Mar 30 2011 21:00 GMT in Farmville
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"...we used to give people 10 horseshoes when they start the game - then we did a little test of, 'Well, what if we gave 15?' We thought that maybe the would help them get over the hump of building the cabin because we noticed that people who make it to finishing the cabin were more likely to stick and keep coming back. We tried 15 horseshoes and sure enough we had a substantial uptick in early retention - in people getting to the cabin and therefore sticking as players. In that way, essentially, it made the game more fun." — That's the lead creator of FrontierVille, Brian Reynolds, telling Industry Gamers why caring about the metrics of how people play their games is a plus, not some anti-fun, accounting-as-game-design misery. More »
darkz

pffft

Nastasia
"Numbers Breed Fun"
lol

Posted by Kotaku Mar 30 2011 21:20 GMT in The Cursed Crusade
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#cursesarenofun After months of quiet toil, Atlus and developer Kylotonn Entertainment step out of the smoky blacksmith shop with a handful of new screenshots for their co-op action-adventure outing The Cursed Crusades. Why does everyone look so glum? More »
darkz

fatlus


Posted by Kotaku Mar 24 2011 21:40 GMT in Super Mario Bros.
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#fanart Jon Defreest gives us a hilarious look at how the Mario Brothers franchise would be if it were based on French stereotypes instead of Italian. More »
darkz

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Fallen Shade
JOURNALISM

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 24 2011 11:45 GMT in Gaming News
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#breaking The game was supposed to be out this May, but it's been pushed to June. More »
Viddd
Well, at least they know how to break the announcement.

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 23 2011 15:00 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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#humor When Team Fortress 2's mother-lovin' Spy meets teen pop anti-sensation Rebecca Black, nobody wins. More »
Slim
it even has horrible lyrics just like the original
who liked this, really?
Nastasia
This is so bad it's not even funny
obviously whoever liked this is *crag*ing retarded

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 23 2011 06:40 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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#3ds The Nintendo 3DS is not released in the United States until Saturday. So lining up on the street outside a Manhattan Best Buy seems...smart? No, that's not the word we're looking for... More »
Gold Prognosticus

Wait, America gets the 3DS on Saturday? Here in the UK it comes out on Friday.

©na
I was at Wal-Mart yesterday and they had a "3DS starter kit" and Ridge Racer 3D
There was, of course, not a 3DS in sight and nowhere where they would possibly keep a 3DS on the shelves

Posted by Kotaku Mar 19 2011 17:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#instructions This is the last printed manual you'll ever see for an EA Sports game. The publisher has joined Ubisoft in releasing games without an instruction booklet, and will instead include a version of instructions that gamers may page through from within the game. More »
Viddd
goodbye video games
MattTheSpratt

oh george lucas, you sure are a closet misogynist silly

doh ho ho ho ho ho ho


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Posted by Kotaku Mar 20 2011 18:00 GMT in Minecraft
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#pc Minecraft's creator revealed on Friday that he's working on an achievement system for the PC gaming obsession. He didn't specify when that will be implemented, but he did say something new's coming in the game's next update: Wolves. More »
Super-Claus

OH YEAH PET WOLFS NOW WE'RE TALKING

Tails Doll


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Posted by Kotaku Mar 21 2011 11:00 GMT in Mass Effect 2
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#opinion I have a dream. That when a big shooter is released, at least some of its downloadable content caters to the crowd that prefers to game alone. More »
darkz

ok


Posted by Kotaku Mar 10 2011 05:18 GMT in Science
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Only a few molecules separate you from having sensory whiskers and penis spines. That's right - evolution has cheated you out of those whiskers that make your cat a super-sensor and the spines that, well, make your penis super-sensitive. A study published today in Nature reveals that human DNA still bears traces of genes that could, if tinkered with slightly, cause the next generation of Homo sapiens to have new sensory organs. And penis spines. How would that work? More »

weedlord bonerhitler
oh shiiiiiit
Super-Claus
I made that same mistake popple

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 16 2011 11:15 GMT in Mortal Kombat
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#nsfw You may have heard of some of these fatalities before More »
Francis
damn these are brutal. I just hope they have a Fatality button instead of having to do some complex button combo that never works.
©na
I doubt any of those inputs will be as bad as "1632143D"

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 16 2011 13:00 GMT in Battlefield 3
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#video You've been here before - pinned down by a sniper. But something about Battlefield feels fresh and immediate. This might be modern warfare, but that doesn't mean this is old hat, not by a damn sight. More »

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 16 2011 04:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#totalrecall Most video game movies are about actual video games. Unless you're talking about Tron, The Last Starfighter, or 1983 classic Joy Sticks, which is about little more than an arcade, kids and flimsy excuses to get some tits on the screen. More »
Francis
I, for one, think a stripper arcade is a great idea
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Francis you should start an arcade for totally hot babes


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Posted by Kotaku Mar 15 2011 19:15 GMT in Gaming News
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#recuts What do all indie films need? Melodrama, heartbreak, a struggle with purpose in life and drugs all wrapped up in a retro setting, of course. And that's exactly what Joe Nicolosi did here for a SXSW short. More »
Francis
seems like every day someone churns out a lame Mario Bros flick with a depressed Mario doing shrooms, a vindictive Luigi, and/or slutty Peach
Fallen Shade
Thats because it does happen every day

Posted by Kotaku Mar 15 2011 05:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#rumor Koushik Dutta, a noted hacker (and mobile developer), has posted what he claims is an email exchange between himself and an employee of Sony Computer Entertainment America. In which Sony offers the man a job. More »
darkz

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darkz
its a trap

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 12 2011 20:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#starcraft Proving that My Little Pony makes everything hilarious and StarCraft II makes everything awesome - at the same time - is this fantastic two-minute mashup that is simply not to be missed. More »
Viddd
coolio
Tails Doll
sweet mother mercy

Posted by Kotaku Mar 12 2011 02:38 GMT in Gaming News
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Nintendo's Japanese headquarters are in Kyoto, some 300 miles from the devastation of yesterday's tsunami. Still, many have asked if the 8.9 magnitude earthquake caused any damage. Nintendo tweets: "Thanks for your concern! During the earthquake no one at Nintendo in Japan was injured and there was no apparent structural damage." More »
darkz

cool

MattTheSpratt
Confirmed sequel to Disaster.

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Posted by Kotaku Mar 10 2011 11:00 GMT in Kinect
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#pc Boiles' work getting Garry's Mod to recognise Microsoft's Kinect isn't the most impressive video of its ilk we've seen. It is, however, the most entertaining. More »