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Salvation Army Bell Ringer Shoplifts Video Games, BB Gun, Sex Toy
#crime I'm trying to see what the real news is here: On one hand, a Salvation Army bell-ringer stole a BB gun, two video games and a vibrator from a Kmart. On the other, Kmart sells vibrators? More » ...
sourcenewspapers.com posted by Kotaku Dec 30 2011 05:00 GMT in Gaming News
Fortran
Obviously so he can actually shoot the enemies in the games, and for hard mode, a vibrator will be attached to the gun. Honestly dim it's like you're a casual.
Hope You Like Final Fantasy XIII-2! There Will Be DLC.
#finalfantasy Back in late 2009, Final Fantasy XIII director Motomu Toriyama wrote on his blog: "The world of Final Fantasy XIII is starting from here on out." It hinted that FFXIII DLC was on the horizon. ...
jin115.com posted by Kotaku Dec 29 2011 21:30 GMT in Square Enix
Fortran
Anyone think Square Enix and Activision Blizzard should team up and make the world's worst entertainment company on earth? It'd be like seeing how much shit you can stuff into a paper bag until it breaks under the pressure from having too much shit stuffed in it.
Here's a Man Using a 3DS To Look Up a Virtual Skirt
#loveplus In Konami's love sim New Love Plus, you can once again talk with virtual girls. Since the 3DS features a gyro-sensor, you can also move the handheld around and see things. Hello fan service? Mo...
rocketnews24.com posted by Kotaku Dec 29 2011 20:30 GMT in Konami
darkz

why

The Official Zelda Timeline, Now With Added Detail
#zelda While we were able last week to bring you the official Zelda timeline, courtesy of the series' new art book, it was only the barest of structures, with just game names in chronological order. Now tha...
glitterberri.com posted by Kotaku Dec 27 2011 07:00 GMT in The Legend of Zelda
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VVVVVV on the 3DS! Get Your Codes for VVVVVV on the 3DS Here! Who's Ready?
#bowlin Alright gang, here we go with another wild download code giveaway over Twitter, and this one is extra super special because the codes are for a game that is not even available yet. More » ...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Dec 24 2011 00:30 GMT in VVVVVV
Super-Claus

sweet

League of Legends Players Will Understand These T-Shirts
#leagueoflegends Gamer clothing creators Jinx have teamed up with Riot Games competitive PC gaming sensation League of Legends to create a set of shirts that I do not understand. Do you? More » ...
jinx.com posted by Kotaku Dec 21 2011 21:20 GMT in League of Legends
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darkz
the shirts they sell on the lol store are much better. and most of them just have pictures of champions on them
This Might Actually Be The Official Zelda Timeline
#zelda Since the series began, Nintendo has been coy on whether there's an official timeline for The Legend of Zelda. They've said there is one, locked away in Nintendo HQ, but the fact it's never been shar...
bbs2.ruliweb.daum.net posted by Kotaku Dec 21 2011 10:30 GMT in The Legend of Zelda
Super-Claus
Three time lines? I dunno. seems like there should only be two
Nintendo Will Fix the Skyward Sword Bug
That Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword bug? Nintendo of America sent out an email fix of sorts, but its Japanese parent company is releasing an online fix. Those without internet can send Nintendo their Wiis or SD cards. [Nintendo] More » ...
nintendo.co.jp posted by Kotaku Dec 15 2011 14:00 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Super-Claus

bug patch from nintendo

scandalous

Team Fortress 2's Christmas Updates Begin
#teamfortress I celebrate Australian Christmas with cold beer and barbecued meat. Valve, well, Valve celebrate it a little differently. In 2010 they took Team Fortress 2 all medieval, and in 2011, they're s...
teamfortress.com posted by Kotaku Dec 15 2011 05:30 GMT in Team Fortress 2
Gold Prognosticus
Some of those Pyro and Engie items look like they could be fun.
...And China Rips-Off the PS Vita
#vita Sony is making the PlayStation Vita at a Chinese factory. And, surprise, another Chinese company is releasing a new device that looks an awful lot like the Vita. Anyone remember the iPed? More » ...
ascii.jp posted by Kotaku Dec 12 2011 06:30 GMT in Gaming News
Fortran
I want to know how this news is worthy to even be in the common conversation let alone actual news. It's like taking into observation the sky being blue.
Um, Link Doesn't Just Absorb Those Fairies...
#zelda So Link walks into a Fairy cave, stashes some in a bottle, then just kinda...absorbs another to refill his health. Wait, absorb? That's a little vague. Wouldn't he need to...yeah. More »
fillupyourhearts.blogspot.com posted by Kotaku Dec 06 2011 12:00 GMT in The Legend of Zelda
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Nastasia
old joke
A Half Dozen People Petition White House to Round Up All Copies of Skyrim, Outlaw and Burn Them
#theelderscrolls A Tennessee man kicked off a White House petition on Thanksgiving urging the President of the United States to ban The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for "the safety of America's youths." More...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 25 2011 20:00 GMT in Gaming News
Maiq the Liar

Signed by upstanding individuals such as Mehrunes Dago N.

 

Yeah, this will go places.

Update Brings Movie Parties to PlayStation Home
#ps3 PlayStation owners are now able to stage or join movie-viewing parties in PlayStation Home thanks to an update delivering Sony's Crackle network to Home's entertainment-on-demand system. More » ...
blog.us.playstation.com posted by Kotaku Nov 20 2011 22:00 GMT in PlayStation Home
Francis
hmm, this actually looks interesting
Female Link Rocks Out Zelda on Her Fiddle
#zelda Violinist Lindsey Stirling has a whole bunch of YouTube videos in which she "rocks out" on her violin. She does that on her latest video, but this time she's dressed as Link and playing Zelda music...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 17 2011 09:00 GMT in Gaming News
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weedlord bonerhitler
god naz it was a JOKE!!!
Minecraft is Actually Finished. It's Done. It's Ready.
#minecraft Even though the game has been available in some form or another since 2009, and has racked up over four million users, until now indie smash Minecraft has been in alpha, then beta, as first crea...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 15 2011 06:00 GMT in Minecraft
Fortran
It's about stacking blocks. It's been done for years.
Watch Nintendo Turn Times Square into Super Mario 3D Land
#supermario Nintendo packed New York City's Time Square with colorful platforms, warp tubes and piranha plants to celebrate the weekend's release of Super Mario 3D Land. More »
finalhourfilms.com posted by Kotaku Nov 15 2011 02:00 GMT in Super Mario 3D Land
MM
brb new york
The Best Survival Horror Bowling Game You'll Never Play
#humor Fake Peter Molyneux presents a trailer for a brilliantly fake game that blends bowling and survival horror to deliver something called a "cascore" experience. More »
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 14 2011 19:20 GMT in Gaming News
Fortran
idea_guys.avi
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Shatters All Sales Records, Surprises No One
#callofduty More than 6.5 million people bought copies of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 in North America and the United Kingdom in the first 24 hours of its release, Activision said today. More » ...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2011 13:46 GMT in Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
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Popple
I actually want to see how this story ends. MW2 was *crag*ing crazy.
How to Occupy Scribblenauts In Eight Easy Steps
#scribblenauts The fantastic image you see above is courtesy of someone named crzisme over at Reddit, and is an actual in-game screenshot! A pretty realistic representation of the Occupy Together movement...
en.wikipedia.org posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2011 22:40 GMT in Scribblenauts
Fallen Shade
I actually had no idea you could get guy fawkes masks.
Now You Can Play Dead Rising 2 in Your Web Browser
#deadrising Capcom has teamed up with those magical people at Gaikai to deliver a 30 minute timed demo of Dead Rising 2 that runs in your Java-enabled web browser. Ain't technology a thing? More » ...
capcom-unity.com posted by Kotaku Nov 09 2011 22:20 GMT in Dead Rising 2
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Fortran
Dart, or anything that isn't Java. Java and Flash aren't the only languages that can be implemented into a browser you know.
Steam Hacked, Valve Investigating Possible Credit Card Theft
#breaking A message sent just now from Valve Corporation head Gabe Newell says credit card numbers and other personal information were compromised in a defacement attack on the Steam forums this Sunday. ...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2011 22:37 GMT in Steam
Flar3
>Steam Forums.
and nothing of value was lost. Changed my password anyways though.
Kid Denied Pokémon Cards, Completely Freaks Out
#pokemon Some Yu-Gi-Oh fans were in their local Toys R' Us when they spotted a kid reacting...poorly to his mother's decision to not let him buy any Pokémon cards. More »
geeks.thedailywh.at posted by Kotaku Nov 03 2011 07:30 GMT in Gaming News
Super-Claus
sorry for the miss spelling, but its not exactly a word people use often is it.
Why It's Stupid To Hate Call of Duty So Much
#opinion Among many of those who like to label themselves as a "gamer", there is no franchise more reviled than Call of Duty. The merest mention of its name sends people flying to post anonymous comments b...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2011 05:00 GMT in Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
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Fortran
no YOUR stupid!
Chrono Cross Comes to PS3, PSP Today
#chronocross Certain games constantly get name checked when people are assembling the highlights of video game creativity. Originally released during the last days of the PS1, Chrono Cross is one of those ...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2011 17:40 GMT in PlayStation Network
Tails Doll
no one care
Character Creation Is Back and Better Than Ever in Soulcalibur V
#soulcalibur My favorite feature of Soulcalibur IV was the ability to create my own custom characters and see how they fare on the stage of history. Judging by these new screens, it'll probably be my favor...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 02 2011 20:20 GMT in Soulcalibur V
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You have the freedom to create anything! First, take off your clothes.
No More Heroes Developer Making Way More Social Games
Grasshopper Manufacture and social network company DeNA established a new joint venture called "Grasshopper Social Network Service" that will make social games, exclusively for DeNA's Mobage smartphone platform. More »
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 01 2011 10:40 GMT in Gaming News
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Can't This Vita Lady Get Anything Right?
#vita Throughout Asia, it's common to see attractive celebrities pose with game hardware. The celebs might not be gamers themselves, but they're famous. Most can flub their way through without a gaff. Rai...
the-magicbox.com posted by Kotaku Nov 01 2011 05:30 GMT in Gaming News
darkz
So? Utada Hikari or w/e went to the Microsoft conference when they announced the Xbox 360 and she was the Nintendo spokeswoman at the time.
Jimmy Kimmel Smashes Bandstand As Donkey Kong
#halloween Jimmy Kimmel went full video game for the Halloween airing of Jimmy Kimmel Live. More »
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 01 2011 17:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Here's the First Footage of the Phoenix Wright Movie, All in Japanese
#phoenixwright Yesterday Bash gave us the first still shot from Japan's upcoming Phoenix Wright flick. Today, thanks to the sharp eyes of Kotaku tipster KingKellogg the Waffle Haggler, we see the first li...
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 29 2011 03:00 GMT in Gaming News
Gold Prognosticus
THROW A HOLOGRAM
The Best Street Fighter Movie Starred...Jackie Chan?
#totalrecall You've seen the bad of the Street Fighter craze of the early 90s. Now see the good. No, not good. Amazing. More »
kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 27 2011 04:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Francis
"E. Honda" was changed to "E. Honde" because Chan has a contract with Mitsubishi

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