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Posted by Joystiq Dec 19 2009 03:30 GMT in Burnout Paradise
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You gotta give it up to Criterion Games. Throughout the lifespan of Burnout Paradise, the developers at Criterion worked their buns off to give us all kinds of juicy DLC, from a new island to explore, a new game mode, right down to motorcycles and many, many car packs. Now, the company has prepared a lengthy diatribe documenting some of the updates that never got off the ground. For one, did you know that Criterion initially planned to have motorcycles vs cars? Yep, sure was planned -- and did you know that Criterion wanted to create a whole series of islands, not just the one? The devs even wanted to give players the ability to go to the moon, complete with lunar challenges for Freeburn addicts. Also: the planes thing wasn't an April Fool's joke -- the dev actually wanted to add them (and other vehicles) into the game. Overall, it's a pretty great read, if only to show you just how committed the studio was to the game and raising the bar for DLC in general.
Francis

I guess Planes, Helicopters, Boats, Time Travel, going underground and to the Moon will just have to wait for the sequel.

Orangesoda

Gee, what a shame.


Posted by Francis Dec 18 2009 03:20 GMT in Nintendo News
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Here are some good factoids from Iwata's interview with and Tezuka and Nakago:

  • The first Super Mario and Zelda titles were made simultaneously, with the same staff.
  • Spinning bars of fire were first in Zelda, but were then transferred to Mario.
  • At first Zelda was only going to be a series of dungeons (no over ground world)
  • SMB levels were designed on graph paper, and took a full day to get a change onto a ROM.
  • World 1-1 was the last level finished.
  • The grass and clouds in SMB are the same object.
  • Goombas were added last.  At first it was going to be only Koopa Troopas.
  • Heart pieces in Zelda came about because they wanted more items in the game.
  • The P-Wing from SMB3 stands for Paratroopa (Koopa Paratroopa's wing)
  • Miyamoto wanted to put Yoshi in SMB3
  • They attempted to put multiplayer in SMB3, SMW, and NSMB DS.
  • All the Super Guide & Hint Movies in NSMB Wii were performed by real players.

"So in that sense, you could describe New Super Mario Bros. Wii as being the first straight-ahead evolution in the horizontally-scrolling 2D platform game since Super Mario World, with which it is comparable in terms of the attention to detail and care that went into it."


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Posted by Francis Dec 18 2009 01:27 GMT in Flipnote Studio
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No, I didn't make this one.

Posted by Popple Dec 18 2009 00:29 GMT
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Flar3

Yes. Do it Francis.

Francis
70x70, but you don't have to be exact

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Posted by Slim Dec 18 2009 00:24 GMT
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Posted by Nastasia Dec 17 2009 21:14 GMT
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requested by flar3

Nastasia
I'm going to try Yoshi's Story instead, Pokemon Stadium 2 is too laggy
MM
hmm, greater than symbols don't work when the comments are expanded?

Posted by Popple Dec 17 2009 07:17 GMT
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THEY FINALLY ADDED THE *CRAG*ING ATTACK BUFF

Popple
Also, for the record I called every single one of these yesterday.
Fallen Shade
Good because I already compiled a list of shit I'm gonna try to fuse together

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Dec 10 2009 12:54 GMT
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Click the link. Don't let eggy die!

Francis
eh, that looks really lame. maybe I should build a click-my-pet game
MM
LOL UR EGG DIED LOSSER

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Dec 17 2009 17:47 GMT
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If it keeps up we might actually have a white christmas for once.


Posted by Popple Dec 17 2009 06:10 GMT
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Posted by Francis Dec 17 2009 04:57 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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Over 11,000 entries.  Later they will announce more winners.

Flar3

Uh, francis. Popple already posted this.

Popple
Man I get you the information you *crag*in' need when you *crag*in need it man. I don't *crag*in dick around with no *crag*in pictures can shit man I got shit to do ya feel me?

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Posted by Nastasia Dec 17 2009 03:21 GMT
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because i haven't streamed in a while (lol sorry didn't mean to type sa3 before)


Posted by Popple Dec 16 2009 22:36 GMT
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Jack Noir
dose balls man
DOSE *CRAG*ING BALLS
Flar3
YOU SAYIN I LIKE MEN?

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Posted by Slim Dec 16 2009 23:44 GMT
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And you better watch this time god damnit.


Posted by IGN Dec 16 2009 00:09 GMT in Pokemon Platinum
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Modern Warfare 2 cleans up.
Fallen Shade

I like how this made it's way to the pokemon board

Francis
well it was a top selling game

Posted by Joystiq Dec 16 2009 18:30 GMT in Gaming News
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Looking for a ludological stocking stuffer for the RPG fan in your life? Amazon's Deal of the Day has you covered -- three of Square Enix's portable titles (Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII for PSP and The World Ends With You and Final Fantasy IV on DS) have had their prices rolled back to just $9.78 for today only. At those prices, you've got no reason not to buy one of these for your dearest friends and family. Especially family who writes for the same gaming news site as you, who let you borrow their copy of The World Ends With You in March, which you beat and then traded in, you thoughtless bastard. [Via CheapAssGamer]
Francis
Ordered TWEWY. Even though I still have to beat Zelda PH and ST... and PM:TTYD
Alpha_StevO

Stop doing anything until you beat Thousand Year Door, dammit.


Posted by Popple Dec 16 2009 03:25 GMT
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Francis
"guarantees mini-crits on airborne targets"... How is getting hit with a rocket not critical?
Slim
Maybe now I'll have a reason to play as the soldier.

Posted by darkz Dec 16 2009 02:15 GMT
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Fallen Shade

>>This is something our MMORPG players are looking forward to.


I lol'd

darkz

Awww it's fixed.

 

Also no.

Posted by Mama LUIGI Dec 16 2009 05:12 GMT in The Dump
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Francis

MERRYCHRISTMAS!


Posted by Jr The Dark Knight Dec 15 2009 21:09 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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This was coppied from the TF2 Blog:

 

 

The Eyelander holds to a principle all one-eyed Scotsmen with no depth perception have known for years: you don’t kill a man by mucking about with rifles, arrows, rocks, or other long-distance rubbish. You kill him by grabbing the biggest bloody sword you can find, running up nice and close to him, and chopping the dumb bastard’s head off.

Made with pattern-welded Damascus steel, this melee-slot weapon offers a guaranteed decapitation with every killing blow. Unfortunately, because it's haunted, it will suck away some of your soul: expect a decrease in your max health at the outset. However, once the blade feeds on neck, you’ll receive a boost in max health and speed. With each new protesting head you cleave (up to four), you’ll get healthier and faster.

The Eyelander will not deal critical hits unless used in conjunction with the Chargin’ Targe’s charge ability.

 

 

 

The Chargin’ Targe solves a centuries-old Scottish riddle, which is that shields exist. True, the shield might block the occasional sword blow. However, they are essentially weapons to be used for hiding behind, and this is a concept the average Scotsman does not understand. “If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword,” a Scotsman thinks. “And surely that is madness.” The Chargin’ Targe solves this riddle by turning the useless shield into a deadly weapon you can run at people with and then bludgeon to death.

The targe replaces your tried-and-true sticky bomb launcher, but offers some unique capabilities in return, especially when used with the Eyelander. Just equipping the Chargin’ Targe provides automatic +50% fire damage resistance and +65% blast damage resistance. But the Chargin’ Targe’s main perk lies in its name. Alt-firing will hurtle you toward an enemy at a punishingly damaging high speed (far faster than a Scout can manage).

Charging also boosts the lethality of your melee weapon. Land a melee hit during a medium length charge and you'll be guaranteed a mini-crit. Land a hit during a long distance charge, and your victim will receive devastating full crit damage.

 

Source: http://www.teamfortress.com/demomanupdate/index.htm#item_1

Francis
A melee weapon that lowers your health sounds suicidal
Slim
It stacks for up to 4 kills.

Posted by Lord Crump Dec 10 2009 21:37 GMT in Epic Santa's Epic Christmas 2009
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Lord Crump
because I sure do
Alpha_StevO

Anyone who doesn't remember this should gleefully walk into a truck.

 

That's moving at full speed.

 

On a cliff.


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Posted by Shrowser Dec 15 2009 23:03 GMT
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LBP Water Trailer for Pirates DLC on Dec 22.