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Posted by darkz Jul 20 2010 06:31 GMT
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Hi, my name's Yena, and I'm a feral(Four legged) furry.
I can be a Mightyena/Poochyena, or a wolf/hyena, but I'm still Yena. I also love butts.

I'm kind and accepting of new friends. The only problem is, I've had my feelings hurt alot, and my heart's been shattered many times during my life. Please don't hurt me or I'll run crying to my master! Wahh! If you wish to add me, go ahead. Just keep in mind I am OBSESSED with butts.
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In wolfhyena form, I'm a dark mocca-brown/brick-red furred wolf all over, except for my shoulders and eartips, which are a lighter brown. My tail is arched and puffy like a Poochyena's. If you look closely into my fur, you can see spots.
I've got shining azure eyes and my butt... Well, stinks. I'm proud of it.<3

In Poochyena form, my fur is a slight rusted colour and my tail is massive, and gets more red toward the end. I keep my eyes.
Same with Mightyena, except my tail's navy blue.

...And my butt stinks badly. All 3 forms.
Did I tell you I really love butts? 
My favorite thing to do with butts is sniff them. May I sniff yours?
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Oh, and I like to yiff, too. If you want a loving friend, a sex partner, or just someone to have fun with, add me, I don't bite....I just stink. *Winks*
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Games I play: Nintendo, World of Warcraft
Foods I eat: MEAT, Chicken/turkey/hamburger, waffles, several spicy and/or sweet things.
Animals I love most: Wolves, Raccoons, Badgers
Favorite body part: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS<3 Rump, booteh, hind
Dislikes: Smilies(Can be frowny faces too) Overly-clean people, trolls(Not the jamaican ones), bad humans

Oh, and did I tell you I LOVE BUTTS?

----Relationships----
Pet: Pooch/Ket the fox/marcokuin(Not on steam)
My friends list, for my friends that are out there for me
I've got several close friends outside of steam, like Myo, and Anobe.


So uh. Woof. May I sniff your butt or not??

Fallen Shade
I remember first time reading this I laughed for 5 minutes before moving on.
darkz

unlocking so i could post this. then locking it again.


Posted by Lord Crump Feb 05 2014 03:10 GMT
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Super-Claus
no it went perfectly theres no problems
JacobDaGun
I agree.
I say it's fine.
Not that I won or anything.
Posted by Fortran Feb 05 2014 20:11 GMT in My Farm
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Fortran
WHO'S HATING ON MY FARM!?!?
Ignorant
oh right
Posted by MM Feb 05 2014 00:00 GMT in betalands
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Doopliss

Nope, what if you want to make something and keep it secret until it's finished? I'd prefer some kind of radar system. But *crag* that for now, custom items are more important

Fortran
Actually, a good compromise is a "warp to area player is in" option, which just brings you to the entrance of that area. Unfinished levels are blocked off in their entrance anyway, so there's no risk of letting someone in somewhere they shouldn't be yet.

Posted by Joystiq Feb 05 2014 02:30 GMT in Humble Indie Bundle
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Humble Bundle offers three tiers of entry into Sid Meier's epic, world-building simulation games: The first package offers Civilization 3 Complete, Civilization 4: The Complete Edition, Ace Patrol, Ace Patrol: Pacific Skies and Railroads for any price you want. The second tier adds Civilization 5 and its Gods and Kings DLC if you pay more than the average, and the third tier packs in Civ 5's Brave New World DLC for $15 or more.

The Humble Sid Meier Bundle is live for two weeks and benefits the charity Action Against Hunger, a humanitarian organization with the goal of ending world hunger. As always, spend more than $1 to get Steam keys with your Humble Sid Meier Bundle order, and split whatever you pay among Humble, the developer and the charity.

Posted by Kotaku Feb 03 2014 09:30 GMT in Gaming News
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At the recent Spring Festival Gala in China, 15 year-old Wei Caiqi served as "Time Girl" and spun around. A bunch.Read more...
MM

wat

MM

Posted by Ignorant Feb 03 2014 21:24 GMT in Francis_Hi-Technicaaal
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Fortran
finally we can ditch that impostor that's been posting recently.

Posted by Kotaku Feb 02 2014 23:00 GMT in Gaming News
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The real Super Bowl is going to be played between two teams of professional athletes. This Super Bowl featured a team of genetically-engineered supermen and a team of pencil-legged children. The results were not pretty.Read more...
Gold Prognosticus
Be sure to click the link at the end of the article for the full thing, this is glorious.
Ignorant

it's funny because it was accurate


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Posted by Fortran Feb 03 2014 08:39 GMT in Slipknot
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Posted by Fortran Jan 30 2014 05:55 GMT in Francis
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Fallen Shade

Fortran
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Posted by Doopliss Feb 02 2014 07:03 GMT
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BOLLOCKS

Fallen Shade
late and gay
Doopliss

*crag* your shit, I've been out of the state


Posted by Joystiq Feb 02 2014 02:30 GMT in Gaming News
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HULK LIKE ENDLESS RUNNER GAMES. HULK STAR IN NEW ENDLESS RUNNER GAME. IT CALLED MARVEL RUN JUMP SMASH, THOUGH GAME NAME IS NOT IN ALL CAPITALS. THAT JUST HOW HULK TALK TYPE. GAME IS AVAILABLE NOW ON ITUNES AND GOOGLE PLAY FOR $0.99, AND ON WINDOWS MARKETPLACE FOR $1.49.

HUMANS CAN ALSO PLAY AS (PUNY) THOR, (PUNY) IRON MAN, (PUNY) HAWKEYE, (PUNY) SPIDER-MAN, (PUNY) CAPTAIN AMERICA, (PUNY) CAPTAIN MARVEL AND (PUNY) BLACK WIDOW. NONE RUN AS GOOD AS HULK! HULK SMASH ANYONE WHO SAY OTHERWISE!

Posted by Francis Feb 01 2014 19:59 GMT in betalands
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Added a few features to help drawing easier... when the Shift button is enabled (green), your arrow keys will slide the image around. The HEX button lets you specify a hexadecimal color code. I also fixed the hand-tool for picking up the smaller paint.

Fortran
praise franis

Posted by darkz Feb 02 2012 01:58 GMT
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yeah

Super-Claus
hapy birtday
Ignorant
darkz birthday of cool

Posted by Kotaku Jan 31 2014 16:31 GMT in Gaming News
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Most people probably don't consider themselves early adopters unless they're really excited about that newest black box that lets you play games. Dedicated fans, gadget enthusiasts, that kinda thing. But there are other considerations, too. Like, how many games are out for the thing? How much do they cost? How much time can you spend playing said games? Kotaku reader and TAY contributor Raw Danger tackles this question below with some breakdowns for the most current hardware.Read more...
Posted by Ignorant Jan 18 2014 00:08 GMT in Monster Hunter 3
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Mega-Sandy
good game
Mega-Sandy
It is on sale. It went down from £50

Posted by GoNintendo Jan 30 2014 03:15 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Coming from Satoru Iwata...

I am here to tell you about our future, and to begin with, I would like to mention what Nintendo will not change.

Since the revision to our full-year financial forecast, there have been various reports and comments about us. However, we do not hold a pessimistic view of the future of dedicated video game platforms.

We therefore believe that dedicated video game platforms which integrate hardware and software will remain our core business. Naturally, we are moving ahead with research and development efforts for future hardware as we have done before and we are not planning to give up our own hardware systems and shift our axis toward other platforms.

We believe we can capitalize the most on our strength in platforms which integrate hardware and software. It is clear that, since we have developed products which integrate hardware and software, we were able to offer such devices as dual-screen Nintendo DS with one touch screen, and Wii Remote and Wii Balance Board for Wii.

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Fortran
what is whom talking about Nintendo's hardware market is fine. Well the 3DS is fine anyway.
Fortran
Of course the same will happen to the Wii U. But it sure is taking it's sweet *crag*ing time. Pretty sure VirtualBoy is the only Nintendo console in history to never get a good library, regardless of how much time it took.

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Posted by GoNintendo Jan 30 2014 02:14 GMT in Wii U
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Super-Claus
Reminds me of a time long past when you could just pop a game in, press the "on" button and play your video game on your *crag*ing video game system without having to wait for the entire OS to load in first. Clearly nintendo is stuck in the past.
Francis
Nintendo is leaving so much money on the table. They could be sending everyone to a dashboard to show you the Mountain Dew ads you pay $50 a year to download to your $500 entertainment machine.

Posted by Kotaku Jan 30 2014 02:17 GMT in Wii U
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Finally! The wait, it seems, is over. Nintendo announced today that it plans to bring DS games to the Virtual Console.Read more...

Super-Claus
I was actually hoping they'd do this since all their systems are dual screened now

Posted by Ignorant Jan 28 2014 17:43 GMT in betalands
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hi I'm franis.

So in this update, you can now edit your bodies within the game.  You no longer need to go pester francis about this sort of thing!  You can also edit your heads too (to make them invisible/different from your avatar).  You can equip bodies/heads whenever you want.

Also new to the body update are different sized items. This means you can have items with dimensions like 8x8, 32x32, 16x24, 8x32, ect.

 

I can smell it

Doopliss

It begins

Ignorant


Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun Jan 27 2014 15:00 GMT in Steam
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This seems like a very odd feature for Steam not to have already had, but there we go. If you pre-order a game through Valve’s digital distribution service, you can now cancel that order and be automatically refunded for the cost of the game.

Previously cancelling pre-ordered items required you to contact Steam support in order to receive a refund, but now the funds will instantly appear in your Steam wallet and the game will be removed from your account.(more…)

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jan 26 2014 19:12 GMT in Feedback
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Fortran
also child
Ignorant

child

Posted by luvbi Jan 24 2014 11:32 GMT
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luvbi

wow you cant like your own posts. there goes my plans of being an immense tool

weedlord bonerhitler
i got swag and its pouring out my ovaries

Posted by Fortran Jan 25 2014 23:03 GMT in betalands
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Come on be realitsic, your shitty implementation of "pathing" tiles doesn't work at all. Considering the dawn of custom items, I really think it's about time you add scripting. I think (probably your own implementation of) Scratch would be ideal for this. It's very simple to learn (even children use it), would work great on touch-devices, goes with the philosphy of everything being physical blocks, and would be extremely easy for you to control how programs are written so nothing malicious could be written. I believe this is pretty much the only course of action that can be taken without simply adding more dysfunctional tiles that work differently depending on your browser, ISP, location, and history of sexual activity.

My personal idea is the player can write a script by making a "script room", which works like a normal level. Everyone in a script room is in god mode (can't die, can fly). In here, the owner (or people the owner allows) can use bits/blocks specifically designed for your language. Bits can give or recieve a boolean signal, as well as interact with the world and the entity it's supposed to control. You could have a "turn left/right" bit, a "look in front of self" bit, a "change sprite" bit, a conditional bit, etc., and of course a "start" bit to get it running. After the script has been completed, the player can make a custom item as usual, only they could have the option of applying a script to it from one of their script rooms.

This is just how I'd see it, not sure what you would think of personally, or if anyone else has ideas. Please consider this.

lain
JS sandbox with http://repl.it 's code or something similar, plus your suggestion.
Best way to satisfy everyone.
Gold Prognosticus
Totally remaking Interactive Franis in Betalands if this happens.
Nerr *spins around*

Posted by IGN Jan 17 2014 10:21 GMT in Nintendo News
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Nintendo has revised its financial forecast, and now expects another full year loss. It's also slashed how many consoles it expects to sell.
Francis
i cant believe they seriously thought they'd sell 9 million
luvbi
"____ will fix everything hopefully" - nintendo, multiple times
Posted by Mega-Sandy Jan 22 2014 00:33 GMT in Zelda
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Super-Claus
Seasons because thats the one I had
lain
no

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Posted by GoNintendo Jan 24 2014 18:19 GMT in Yoshi's New Island
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Fortran
Can't wait to see how they *crag* up yet another rehash of a good game. I'm confident they'll find a way though, they *crag*ed up Paper Mario and Chibi-Robo pretty well.
Super-Claus
you know what was a fun game?
yoshi topsy turvey

Posted by Joystiq Jan 23 2014 21:00 GMT in PC Gaming News
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Eric Doty spends his days at Microsoft as a content producer and community strategist for Xbox, but he also aspires to create video games. Enter: Troubadour, an "interactive graphic novel" about "growing up in the digital age" from Doty's independent studio, Cicatriz Entertainment.

Doty tells Joystiq he's had the idea for over two years now and that Troubadour is chiefly about "our own social anxieties and the consequences we face when technology permeates so much of our world" - even if those consequences aren't all bad.
Ignorant
what is this game.
Super-Claus
Stanley parable for narks

Posted by Evil IrateGamer Jan 23 2014 00:31 GMT
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<3 - Irate Gamer Show
Fortran
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