Lord Crump older than one year ago

To begin with, in the cbox, you claimed that "Art is not at all a talented based thing." Why do you believe this, Popple?

Attempted to change board settings to "private" and allow Popple and me to be the only ones to visit it (And once we were through with our discussion, I planned on making it public again), but for some reason, after making it private, I can no longer go to the board management page (Getting an "Unable to complete request" error).

Do you have any idea what's going on?

This topic is for all chubby-chasers to discuss how beautiful big can be, and how big is better (To an extent; as always, there's a difference between "fat" and "really *crag*ing fat"). Plump Princess is one of the most *crag*ing adorable internet models ever. She looks like a sweet, huggable pillow. :3

In addition, one of my favorites is Pear Chan, also known as beccabae. Her pear-shaped body and cute face truly justify her popularity among the BBW-admirer community.

If you have any pics of curvy cuties to share, please do; this is definitely the place to do so. ;)

I get all of my stuff from plumpprincess.com, bbw-chan.net, and 4chan; if anyone knows any sites featuring chubby cuties, post away

We're going to take back the means of production for the workers! Who's with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ZtT4Th9Ys

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/greenlantern/

http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news/international/26343/New-Gorillaz-album-out-before-Christmas

Wow, that was fast.

If you're in to science-fiction, science, philosophy, psychology, transhumanism, artificial intelligence, cyberpunk, or anything like that, you'd probably like this comic; it's smart, it's funny, and it just all-around works.

http://dresdencodak.com/

Need I say more? Get this, now.

By all means, PLAY these games, but don't PAY for them. It is unethical to purchase games that are over ten years old because it encourages video game companies to continue attempting to profit off of titles that should be public domain by now. This is bad for the market because it encourages rehashing old content instead of encouraging the developers to develop NEW content.

I guess it's actually supposed to be better than its trailer, and its trailer is *crag*ing fantastic.

Castlevania + Patrick Stewart? I would be a FOOL not to get this!

With a fancy party banner and gimmicky stuff like text filters and fancy party avatars and all of that good stuff

You know, maybe Justin Bieber really was a good musician who was unfortunately born in a universe 800% too fast for him

'Bout a year late for birthday wishes, mah boi.

Metroid: Other M is by no means a perfect game; first and foremost, the game's plot is mediocre, largely due to the fact that Samus's characterization is, for lack of a better word, shit. I'm alright with the bad voice acting--after playing so many Japanese video games, I'm used to that kind of shit--but I'm not alright with the way Samus acts here and there. For example, toward the end of the game, you'll confront Ridley, who, for no reason whatsoever, causes Samus to freeze in her place and have a complete nervous breakdown. This is, like, what, the seventh (Or is it eighth?) game in the series chronologically; she should be used to kicking Ridley's ass already. In addition to this, a good portion of Samus's dialogue is shitty; it's just so cliche and melodramatic. Fortunately, some of the subplots prove to be pretty interesting later in the game; Ridley's metamorphosis, for example, caught me completely off-guard, and the whole MB storyline was very interesting. Ultimately, I'd argue that the game's plot is composed of good ideas that are presented in shitty ways; great story, bad, bad story-telling.

But yeah, enough about the story-telling. Metroid has never been about story-telling, and honestly, I don't believe this game is about story-telling, either. The game is ten hours long, and less than two of those hours consist of cutscenes or dialogue. The rest consists of good, old-fashioned alien-shooting fun, and that's what I bought it for. First off, the controls are... different, but movement with a D-pad shouldn't take longer than 30 minutes to get used to (And even less for anyone who remembers the good old days where early 3D games used directional pads, as well, for movement). The structure is similar to Metroid Fusion; it's more linear than other Metroid games, true, but that didn't stop me from completing the game with a mere 40% (I'm ready to go back and find all those missed pick-ups). My only real complaint regarding the gameplay is the somewhat clunky transition from third-person to first-person perspective, but aside from that, the game is an all-around fun experience. It's one of those games that you want to rent before buying, though; while it isn't a BAD game in terms of objective quality, it may not provide enough fun to warrant a purchase.

So, in summary, this game has a mediocre plot but fun, fresh and exciting gameplay. It definitely earned that little red mushroom.

Unless something is done to rejuvenate this place, I'd give it about five more months

It's burger time

Join the crew, or else you'll be forced to walk the plank! The SPACE plank, that is!

Okay, so it opens up with this knight guy, named Alfred (Or something, I really haven't thought his name through), and he's the captain of the Hyrule Guard (Which is like this elite police force/task group composed of the King's finest warriors) leading a group of knights to the outskirts of Hyrule's countryside; they come across a goron, and they question the goron to see if he knows what they're looking for. Alfred is essentially searching for this corrupt priest named Agahnim; he was essentially the King's court holy man, but conspired against the king by trying to poison him, and when he failed, he fled from Hyrule.

So the goron dude tells Alfred that he saw weird cultist activity down the road in this small, abandoned town; the knights search the town and find Agahnim performing some sort of black magic ritual by draining the blood of freshly killed villagers and siphoning it in to this sort of magic vortex. Alfred and crew are like "what the hell is going on here," and then Agahnim simply says, with wicked glee--despite knowing that he is going to be captured, put on trial and executed--"He's returning. The Great One is finally returning."

And then it cuts to this other little village on the outskirts of a forest; there's this ranch where a young mute boy named Link lives. He's living a happy life despite the fact that for some strange reason he was born without the ability to form words (And this is a plot point explained a little later). He lives a happy life with his best friend Malon until a group of mauraders--which turn out to be the barbaric hordes sent by the ruthless Moblin King--ransack the town and kidnap Malon. Link, being the courageous young hero (Idiot) that he is, grabs his father's old rusty sword and shield and sets off after the moblins.

It turns out later that the Moblin King actually is in cahoots with Agahnim, but Link doesn't know this yet. Meanwhile, this Middle-Eastern looking man with bright red hair is leading a group of Gerudo refugees across the Great Desert/Hyrule border; you see, the land of the Gerudos is very poor and many want to come to Hyrule, which is the land of opportunity. The thing is, though, the leader of this operation is also a knight of Hyrule himself... but he also holds motives aside from gauranteeing safe passage to immigrants and serving the king.

Meanwhile, the daughter of the King, Princess Zelda, has special mystic powers; she can reveal the true motives behind anyone she talks to. Some say it's magic or psychic powers, but nobody knows what it really is. Alfred and the middle-eastern man (Who we'll call Gamond) escort Princess Zelda to Agahnim's prison cell and Zelda tries to get Agahnim to reveal his true motives. Aganhim then tells the group the story of Ganondorf, a man from the vast desert who held a remarkable power: the Tri-Force of Power. Ganondorf was destined to do great things, as the Hero of Power, but instead, was filled with rage and hate, due to the fact that his people were oppressed for so many ages. Thus, Ganondorf would seek out the full Tri-Force of the Gods to gain the power of the Gods for himself, and re-create the world the way he wanted to... at the cost of the lives of everyone.

I'll continue later, but it's interesting so far, is it not

So delightfully campy!

I mean, it's so good, it puts Super Mario Bros. 3, Ocarina of Time, Half-Life 2, Final Fantasy VII, and Halo to shame. Skyward Sword is this game where you play as this guy who wears green, and his name is Link. He's badass 'cause he's got this sword and it's all motion-controlled n' shit. The swordplay is so badass it will have you creaming your pants and crying Niagara Falls.

Also he has this little beetle thing that you can send flying places n' shit. Best little beetle thing ever.

I give this game an 11/10. Game of the year of all years.