Brem

 http://tinyurl.com/bremmysgmodpic

Male Kenku Fighter 1
Lawful Good
Representing Bremmy

Total Hit Points: 12

Speed: 20 feet [armor]

Armor Class: 18 = 10 +4 [scale] +1 [light steel] +3 [dexterity in armor]

Dire Flail [1d8/1d8, crit x2, 10 lb., two-handed, bludgeoning]

Scale mail [medium; +4 AC; max dex +3; check penalty -4; 30 lb.]

Light Steel Shield [+1 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 10; 6 lb.]

Feats:

Traits:

* = check penalty for wearing armor

This character also has 2 ranks in Speak Languages.

Kenku:

• Unfamiliar race. Adjustments already included.
• -2 strength
• +2 dexterity
• +0 constitution
• +0 intelligence
• +0 wisdom
• +0 charisma
• Great Ally (Ex): Kenkus work exceptionally well with their allies. When successfully aided on a skill check or attack roll by an ally, or when aiding another, a kenku applies or gains a +3 bonus on its check or attack roll (instead of the normal +2 bonus). Furthermore, a kenku gains a +4 bonus on attack rolls against an opponent flanked by an ally (instead of the normal +2 bonus).

• Mimicry (Ex): A kenku can perfectly mimic familiar sounds, voices, and accents. This ability does not enable the kenku to speak languages it can't normally speak. To duplicate a specific individual's voice, a kenku makes a Bluff check; a listener familiar with the voice being imitated must succeed on an opposed Sense Motive check to discern that the voice isn't genuine.

• Natural Weapons: 2 claws (1d3). 

  • Low-light vision.

  • Automatic Languages: Common and Kenku. Bonus Languages: Auran, Dwarven, Gnome, Goblin, Halfling.

    
    

   

Fighter:

• Bonus Feats (already included)

Featherly Jones 's Equipment:

This slick mother*crag*er

and there was Brem.

BREM STREAM 2010 CANCELED DUE TO *CRAG*ING NUTS STEAM SALES AHHHHHH

http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?server=1aa42181a78fcb54d22063e19d62a36e

Map is subject to change until a permanent one is decided.

Tell me what kind of map you would like to see.

CURRENT THEME: Hella Mountains

PART ONE: in WHICH Brem's Hydraulic Operating Observational Peeping and Evasion Robot (Or HOOPER) explores SECOND LIFE.

Our little buddy las located BONDAGE PARK, a virtual mall dedicated to virtual *crag*ing. 

In it he encounters many bizarre devices. Of the many he saw,only three were noted in the log:

Later, Hooper decided to investigate a nearby settlement. To his horror, the settlement is a FUR COLONY.

Below is his automated response to the situation:

Unfortunately, it has little to no effect on the beasts:

Hooper briefly reevaluates the situation, and selects a more appropriate weapon:

CURSES! THEY SURVIVED:

The furfags are more resilient that previously thought, nonetheless, he continues his attack. Sadly, his campaign against them is tragically cut short:

BUT THEN, AN EMAIL ARRIVES: 

"Dear Hooper Bigboots,

This email is notification of action regarding your Second Life account,
Hooper Bigboots, for violation of the Second Life Terms of Service or
Community Standards. The violation in question occurred on April 24, 2010
in the region of Lusk.


Violation: Community Standards: Assault,  Safe Area

Most areas in Second Life are identified as 'Safe'.
Shooting, pushing, shoving, or otherwise targeting another
Resident in a manner prevents that Resident from enjoying
their Second Life is a violation of Safe area standards.



Action:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 1 days. It will
return to active status on Sunday, Apr 25, 2010."

TORRENTIAL RAINS REPORTED IN RURAL AREAS

Miners and Crafters are advised to take precautions when traversing such ares during these times.

More on this as it develops.

Jacob sucks

Garrus is still awesome

Grunt is a pretty cool guy 

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH