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Humble Bundle for Android includes mobile 'n home versions a Anomaly, World a Goo, more
No smartphone be safe from cheap indie games (unless it be a Blackberry). Just as the Steam mobile app goes out a beta, allowing unfortunate impulse purchases from iOS or Android devices, the Humble Indie Bundle has announced it be first Android release...
humblebundle.com posted by Joystiq Jan 31 2012 18:40 GMT in Humble Indie Bundle
Francis

Glad t' see Humble Bundle come t' Android, even if it be a little messy t' install the apps. Wish the Android Market had the same features as Steam.  Or even better, a Steam app best have Android games.

Hyrulecraft: Ocarina a Time reproduced in Minecraft
We don't know if ye lads be aware a this or not, but people really love Zelda games. Some people, in fact, love Zelda games so much that they've spent nine months completely rebuilding a Zelda game inside a a totally unrelated 'n entirely different game....
gengame.net posted by Joystiq Jan 22 2012 02:00 GMT in The Legend a Zelda: Ocarina a Time
Super-Claus
YO HO HO! HO HO!
Abobo's Big Adventure sets out with a debut trailer
ye know, we'd like t' think that if our son be ever kidnapped, we'd cross continents t' pillage the sea dog back. Abobo crosses whole dimensions in the pursuit a his kidnapped offspring in Abobo's Big Adventure, an upcoming free-t'-play Flash game. He...
abobosbigadventure.com posted by Joystiq Nov 10 2011 14:00 GMT in Abobo's Big Adventure
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Francis

beat it. it be all just a dream

The same as it ever be: Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD screens 'n partial level list
Look, we be not going t' sit here 'n pretend the Pro Skater series wasn't as much a a staple a our adolescence as everyone else's. We loved poppin' sweet kicks in 1999 'n we expect t' love it just as much 13 years later with Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD; espe...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Jan 21 2012 04:00 GMT in Gaming News
Fallen Shade
Ohhhhhhhh, gotcha
Microsoft put games in yer code so ye can game while ye code games
Microsoft has turned coding into an online competitive game with Visual Studio Achievements, a plug-in that offers badges, leaderboards 'n the ability t' share programming progress on Twitter 'n Facebook. Visual Studio Achievements be in open beta righ...
gamasutra.com posted by Joystiq Jan 19 2012 22:30 GMT in PC Gaming News
Fortran

brb downloading

I can't wait t' annoy myself t' death. I don't pillage annoyed enough while programming.

Saints Row: The Third straps on Team Fortress 2 hats
Saints Row: The Third be about t' pillage some big-headed Valve love from Team Fortress 2. A set a Team Fortress 2 masks will be added t' the Steam version a Saints Row: The Third this Tuesday, January 17, as revealed on the Saints Row website. The mas...
saintsrow.com posted by Joystiq Jan 16 2012 21:15 GMT in Team Fortress 2
Super-Claus
me too meow
me too
Super Mario Bros. Crossover gets a makeover in Version 2.0
The 2.0 update for Super Mario Bros. Crossover, coming in Q1 2012, gives the homemade blend-em-up a bit more flash 'n a wider spectrum a nostalgia. 'n the new SNES 'n Gameboy visuals don't detract from the game's real purpose, which be t' destroy that a...
explodingrabbit.com posted by Joystiq Jan 17 2012 06:30 GMT in Super Mario Bros.
Super-Claus
thats neat
Razer's 'Project Fiona' be a gaming tablet prototype ... 'n it plays PC games
Perhaps the PlayStation Vita's leggy 5 inch screen just isn't enough for yer dedicated gaming portable needs. Perhaps -- 'n this be just a theoretical, a course -- ye think Sony's promise a console quality games on the Vita isn't nearly as important as...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Jan 10 2012 20:10 GMT in Ubisoft
Fortran
Razor be like an amrican chinese knockoff company, except it be actually trying t' be serious.
Fake Miyamoto takes t' Twitter 'n revitalizes Nintendo franchises in Flash
As if the saga a Fake Peter Molyneux weren't an exciting enough Twitter story, today we be introduced t' Faux Shigeru Miyamoto, who creates amazing Flash games using classic Nintendo characters. Both Mario 'n Kirby be lampooned in Flash on the imperson...
miyamotodev.tumblr.com posted by Joystiq Jan 06 2012 20:15 GMT in Miyamoto
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Bastion musicians provide today's musical interlude
In honor a Bastion earning a spot on Joystiq's Top 10 list, composer Darren Korb 'n singer Ashley Barrett gave an impromptu live performance a "Build That Wall" 'n "Setting Sail, Coming Home" in Supergiant's studio. Well, officially it be done just be...
supergiantgames.com posted by Joystiq Jan 04 2012 23:15 GMT in Bastion
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Report: Anonymous after Sony execs, not PSN
PlayStation Lifestyle reports that Anonymous has clarified it be position regarding attacks on Sony over the abhorrent SOPA law -- keeping in mind that Anonymous isn't a strongly cohesive "group," 'n so it be not entirely possible t' ascribe a single p...
gameinformer.com posted by Joystiq Jan 03 2012 01:00 GMT in PlayStation Vita
Nastasia
darkz; high level reading skills
Little Big Adventure remake confirmed, may be used as testbed for third title
Originally discussed back in August, talk a a remade/remixed version a Adeline Software International's Little Big Adventure (known stateside as Relentless: Twinsen's Adventure) has resurfaced during an interview between GoG.com 'n the creative minds b...
gog.com posted by Joystiq Dec 31 2011 23:30 GMT in Gaming News
Tails Doll

Heeey I remember those games. They be *crag*ing creepy.

Anonymous be apparently gearing up t' shut down Sony again
The amorphous hacker collective known as "Anonymous" (or entities claiming t' be, as it be) has once more announced it be intentions t' attack electronics manufacturer "Sony Company 'n Associates." Unlike the previous attack, which crippled Sony's Pla...
playstationlifestyle.net posted by Joystiq Dec 30 2011 18:10 GMT in PlayStation Vita
MM
yeh niga
Battle Duty: Modern Field 3 takes copyright infringement t' new heights
Reading a headline like that, one might assume that such a ridiculous thing doesn't exist 'n be simply a joke. While we admit we enjoy the occasional bit a tomfoolery here, we assure ye this be a real thing - Battle Duty: Modern Field 3 be an actual g...
destructoid.com posted by Joystiq Dec 28 2011 20:30 GMT in Gaming News
darkz

YO HO HO! HO HO!

Star Ocean developers worked some magic on Final Fantasy XIII-2
Did that almost reasonable 24-month turnaround time between Final Fantasy XIII 'n the just-released-in-Japan Final Fantasy XIII-2 rock yer understanding a reality? Who could blame ye? The development time a the last "direct" sequel be also pretty short...
siliconera.com posted by Joystiq Dec 26 2011 15:00 GMT in Square Enix
darkz
at least it be fun though.
that be, when compared t' final fantasy
OnLive updated for Xperia Play (meaning: sail away the external gamepad at home)
ye may have greeted the news that OnLive be playable on tablets with a certain amount a apprehension. "But how be I supposed t' control complicated console games with a touchscreen," ye bemoaned. "I know I could use the external gamepad at home but wha...
engadget.com posted by Joystiq Dec 23 2011 16:45 GMT in Xperia Play
Fortran
>Sony
>Doing anything smart
Haha Cap'n Francis that be funny.
Humble Indie Bundle 4 abused by Scrooge-like Steam scamming
This be how nice things like Humble Indie Bundles AVAST! happening: the Humble Indie Bundle 4, which also supports charities like the Red Cross 'n Child's Play, has people abusing the system for grinchy gain. Here's how the scam worked: oogie-boogies pu...
blog.humblebundle.com posted by Joystiq Dec 22 2011 18:10 GMT in Humble Indie Bundle
Tails Doll
pc gamers = faggots
Battlefield 3 tutorial: Shooting down jets the awesome way
it be been fun everyone. We've really enjoyed posting funny 'n awesome moments from video games over the years. Unfortunately, this may our last time doing so because, frankly, it be hard t' imagine something better than this. Prove us wrong, internet!...
computerandvideogames.com posted by Joystiq Dec 09 2011 19:50 GMT in Battlefield 3
Fallen Shade
badass
Play Bastion in yer Chrome browser right now
Google's new "Native Client" tech lets developers compile high-end programs t' run directly in a Chrome browser window. One a the first companies t' take advantage a this be Supergiant Games, who has released it be PC/XBLA hit Bastion t' the Chrome Web...
supergiantgames.com posted by Joystiq Dec 09 2011 05:35 GMT in Bastion
Fortran
>Chrome
>App
>Mac
it be a good thing I haven't eaten anything recently or else I'd be throwing up.
Shigeru Miyamoto 'retiring from current position' at Nintendo, working on smaller games
"I be not saying that I be going t' retire from game development altogether. What I mean by retiring be, retiring from me current position," Nintendo head a development 'n long-time game industry figurehead Shigeru Miyamoto told Wired's Game|Life blog ...
wired.com posted by Joystiq Dec 08 2011 02:34 GMT in Wii U
Super-Claus

welp thats a little sad but not too bad

GameStop giving away real Mario kart t' a PowerUp Rewards member
'n here we thought Nintendo commissioned the real-life Mario Kart kart just so it be existence could perpetually tease us forever. In fact the real reason be so some lucky person out there could own this thing; a GameStop patron t' be exact. The kart w...
poweruprewards.com posted by Joystiq Dec 05 2011 23:30 GMT in Wii U
Super-Claus
want
Rate yer childhood against this kid's Portal-themed bedroom
After ruminating on the things we be thankful for, spending days acting courteous 'n compassionate with family 'n mateys, we be about due for some good, old-fashioned envy. Little Vector Farr has possibly the coolest bedroom a kid could ask for -- ...
destructoid.com posted by Joystiq Nov 28 2011 00:30 GMT in Portal 2
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Auralis

Indie composers craft The Legend a Zelda tribute album
OC ReMix revisits the grand history a Zelda with a new tribute 'n remix album, "25YEARLEGEND." The project draws together 18 experienced indie musicians, including the producer a Minecraft's tunes t' spelunk by. it be available as a free download here....
zelda25.ocremix.org posted by Joystiq Nov 24 2011 23:00 GMT in Wii U
Super-Claus

that be *crag*ing beautiful

Super Street Fighter II coming t' Virtual Console with online multiplayer
Details be slim at this point, but Capcom Unity announced yesterday that the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive version a Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers will be coming t' Nintendo's Virtual Console ecosystem sometime in the future. No word on pricin...
capcom-unity.com posted by Joystiq Nov 12 2011 23:30 GMT in Nintendo News
Fallen Shade
sweet
Goldeneye 007: Reloaded wants t' prove it isn't an old fogie, so it has dubstep
Goldeneye 007: Reloaded nods t' our nostalgia but with better graphics 'n smoother action sequences in a setting we all played 'n loved. For precisely this reason, Activision 'n Eurocom decided t' put dubstep in the latest Reloaded trailer. Oh, sorry ...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Oct 30 2011 19:30 GMT in GoldenEye 007: Reloaded
Fallen Shade

dude what

Pre-order Sonic Generations on Steam, receive classic Sonic games free
Today has been a pretty good news day for the dusty old codgers here at Joystiq; not only will the original Sonic the Hedgehog be included in Sonic Generations as an unlockable, but Steam has gone 'n sweetened the nostalgia pot by giving away Sonic 3D B...
store.steampowered.com posted by Joystiq Oct 23 2011 23:30 GMT in Sonic Generations
Francis
huh, I didn't realize Sonic Generations be going t' be on PC
Bit.voyage Presents: Runner 2, Future Legend a Rhythm Alien
Gaijin Games has announced a sequel t' the fourth entry in it be lauded Bit.voyage series, Bit.voyage Runner, entitled
runner2.com posted by Joystiq Oct 09 2011 00:30 GMT in Gaming News
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THAT BOBZ GUY

Cap'n Francis probably

Bear witness t' Minecraft's blocky dragon
This prototype a a dragon on it be way t' the world a Minecraft may be ... basic, even by the standards a the blocky world. But when a dragon be headed yer way, don't ye want as much early warning as possible? Let other outlets wait for final screensho...
twitter.com posted by Joystiq Oct 07 2011 21:30 GMT in Minecraft
Alex

t' control it as yer pet, ye'd need t' feed it 8-16 a yer own dogs. Wouldn't that be epic?

Rage's Wolfenstein room be filled with pixelated treasure
Frankly, we be not sure what's better, the fact that there's a Wolfenstein 3D room in Rage, or imagining the reactions from gamers too young t' know what Wolfenstein 3D be.
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Oct 04 2011 21:10 GMT in Rage
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Portal 2's Turret Lullaby comic sheds light 'n lasers on the singing turrets
Valve keeps plenty a secrets from the world, locked away 'n tied down with live, stripped wires above a shallow pool a stale water, surrounded by a moat a baby hippopotamuses -- but this secret got out. Turret Lullaby be a six-page Portal 2 comic that ...
reddit.com posted by Joystiq Oct 02 2011 18:30 GMT in Portal 2
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