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StarCraft In Easy To Digest Infograph Form

HOLY *CRAG* RESHIRAM SHITTING FIRE

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 04 2010 08:00 GMT in StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty

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#screengrab Thanks Danny for the tip! More »

this is the only thing i now know about starcraft

This Is Dead Rising 2's Map

oh my

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 02 2010 21:00 GMT in Dead Rising 2

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capcom-unity.com

#map You are here. You may slay virtual zombies there. This is the official map for next month's kill-zombies-in-fake-Las-Vegas game, Dead Rising 2. Via the official Capcom blog. Click it to enlarge it. More »

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

no jill's sandwiches ):

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How was the first game like Madworld again other than the fact they were both third person hack and slashes?

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Singles Seeking Rock Band Next Week

Posted by Kotaku Jul 31 2010 03:30 GMT in Rock Band 2

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Pokémon Black May Be An Urban Legend, But It's Also Creepy As Hell

#mtvgames Next week's Rock Band additions are certainly an eclectic mix, ranging from Christian pop to German industiral to indie rock. What's the theme? Singles! More »

more like FAGGOTS

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>i only want you wow, they picked like, the worst EoDM song

also yes that is a girl

ahahahaha

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 30 2010 06:30 GMT in Gaming News

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tinycartridge.com

#pokemonred Pokémon games are normally quite tame affairs. The worst that happens is some weird animal gets knocked out for an hour or two. But in Pokémon Black, there is death, nothing but death, and it is all around you. More »

old

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No, Kotaku is just slow. They are always like that

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Ultima Creator Richard Garriott Just Sued A Cool $28 Million Out Of NCSoft

Posted by Kotaku Jul 30 2010 02:45 GMT in Gaming News

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statesman.com

#tabularasa Why is this man smiling? Because a Texas jury just awarded him $28 million in a suit filed against NCsoft, the publisher of his now defunct massively multiplayer online game Tabula Rasa. More »

Bye bye Guild Wars 2 :(

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STUFF

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Game Teaches Girls How To Handle Peer Pressure About Sex

Posted by Kotaku Jul 29 2010 13:00 GMT in Gaming News

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orlando.bizjournals.com

#health On July 26, University of Central Florida was awarded a $434,800 National Institutes of Health grant to develop a game to promote abstinence among Latina middle school students, reports the Orlando Business Journal. More »

i hate this game

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It's still a waste of money, like any *crag*ing Latina let alone anyone that isn't a morally soften bible humping *crag*rag would buy a piece of shit game that promotes not putting penises into vaginas.

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Chewbacca On A Squirrel Fighting Nazis

Posted by Kotaku Jul 29 2010 01:30 GMT in Gaming News

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boingboing.net

#screengrab Sort of self-explanatory, isn't it? The "craziest request ever" handled by Deviantart's gamefan84. As seen by Kotaku reader Morris, via Boing Boing. More »

I have officially lost all hope for Kotaku.

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this is relevant to everything

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250 Foxconn Employees Poisoned By Pesticide

Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 07:00 GMT in Gaming News

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theregister.co.uk

#foxconn This time it isn't an employee falling off a roof or out of a window. This time, it's pesticide. More »

welp i'm not gonna get a job manufacturing consoles

Ty The Tasmanian Tiger Is On Facebook In His Underwear

They really are bloodsuckers.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 02:00 GMT in Gaming News

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facebook.com

#kromestudios After a five-year absence from the gaming scene, Krome Studios wants to bring Ty the Tasmanian Tiger back into the limelight, and they're not afraid to show you his underwear to do it. More »

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Is This Zombie TV Show Tipping Its Hat To Dead Rising?

this is why i think kotaku is mostly gay

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 05:30 GMT in Dead Rising

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#tv At Comic-Con, a trailer was shown for the upcoming TV adaptation of the brilliant comic series The Walking Dead. Nearly every scene shown is lifted directly from the comics. Except for one, though it still looks familiar. More »

Walking Dead issue #1 was incredibly cliche-y

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PS3 Vs. Green Onions

Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 05:00 GMT in Gaming News

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jin115.com

#clips Why compare your console to the competition when you can compare it to vegetables? More »

What the hell did I just watch?

My Money's On The Guy In Purple Pants

what

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 01:30 GMT in Gaming News

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examiner.com

#screengrab Donkey Kong vs. the Hulk, by artist David Stonecipher - who's done video game takes on gender switches and "Lost" before. See Mario and Superman, Solid Snake and Batman, and Spider-Man and Just Cause's Rico Rodriguez at this link. More »

they're shorts kotaku
*crag*

StarCraft Recreated With Lego Bricks

There technically ripped jeans

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 00:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#clips No need to prototype a Lego StarCraft video game. We now know what it would look like. Great work, Kooberz Studios. We like your Lego Terran Barracks how-to video as well. [Lego Starcraft: Brick Rush, thanks smi1ey!] More »

>lego starcraft
goddammit NO.

*crag* you lego *crag* you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Dragon Quest 90210

Posted by Kotaku Jul 27 2010 19:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#gameface 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes undergoes Nintendo's Dragon Quest IX Exterience at the Wired Cafe during Comic-Con 2010. More »

what are we supposed to do with this

God damn it Kotaku stop being shitty, how can I convince people you are credible when you keep doing shit like this?

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Disney buys Playdom

Posted by Kotaku Jul 27 2010 21:15 GMT in Gaming News

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businesswire.com

Disney is purchasing social gaming company Playdom (Social City, Sorority Life) for half a billion dollars. EA's got Playfish. Disney now has Playdom. FarmVille maker Zynga still rules. Facebook gaming's huge and the big companies are clearly very into it. More »

Valve Bans Modern Warfare Players By Mistake, Apologizes With Free Left 4 Dead 2

at least it's not something we care about right

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 27 2010 00:00 GMT in Gaming News

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A Small Dose Of Cosplay Poison For Your Eyes

#steam Were you wrongfully accused of cheating and summarily banned from the PC version of Modern Warfare 2 recently? You weren't the only one. Valve's anti-cheat software goofed and they're offering free copies of Left 4 Dead 2 as an apology. More »

man i wish i had mw2 right about now......:( so i can get a copy of l4d2

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No one said it wasn't realistic.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 27 2010 03:30 GMT in Gaming News

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Would You Like A US$500 Bayonetta Statue?

#screengrab In some respects, an anatomically correct Poison from Final Fight cosplayer, seen lounging outside the Comic-Con halls. I'm sorry for showing you this picture. More »

tatsy

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 26 2010 11:00 GMT in Bayonetta

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kotaku.jp

#gallery Because it exists. And if you've got money, then you could buy it. I guess. More »

THIS IS WHAT JAPAN REALLY BELIEVES WOMEN LOOK LIKE

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i already know it will happen ph1r3

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Final Fantasy XIV ESRB Rating Warns Against Putting Your Manhood In The Forge

Posted by Kotaku Jul 26 2010 21:20 GMT in Gaming News

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esrb.org

#esrbrating Warning! The Entertainment Software Ratings Board has passed judgement on Final Fantasy XIV, warning potential players against boozing, whoring, upskirts, euphemisms for masturbation, and creative ways to endanger a penis. More »

uh

The Nintendo Download: Who Wants Some Pie?

OH MY GOD IT SAYS "SHIT" NO WAY AM I BUYING IT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 26 2010 15:40 GMT in Gaming News

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Activision Says Call Of Duty Is This Generation's Star Wars

#downloadables Who doesn't love pie? Wholesome, delicious goodness, wrapped in a buttery, flaky crust. This week's Nintendo Doesn't contain pie, but if it did, it would taste like Aero the Acrobat and Hamsterz. Yum! More »

i would like some pie.

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Holy shit, Aero the Acrobat is on VC?
must get

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 21 2010 07:30 GMT in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

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au.xbox360.ign.com

#activision That's according to Activision Publishing's CEO Eric Hirshberg. And yes, he's being serious. More »

*crag*ing KOTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Gold Farming Research Digs Up Similarities Between Drug Dealers

Oh good they are raping Star Wars, and also demonstrating how terrible MW is

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 23 2010 08:30 GMT in Gaming News

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boingboing.net

#research A study by a student at the University of Minnesota suggests that gold farmers - the unscrupulous salt mine workers of the MMO world - have a lot in common with other undesirable lots, like drug dealers and street gangs. More »

neato

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wimpy little asain nerds ≠ burly black men with crack/mexicans with guns

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Kevin Butler? No, You Mean Jerry Lambert

Posted by Kotaku Jul 22 2010 08:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#sony For its latest ad campaign, Sony created tie-wearing trash-talking exec Kevin Butler. Kevin Butler isn't real, but fictional. That's why Sony created him, you know! More »

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

DC Universe Online Opens Its Beta Door, Gets Limited Edition

whatso funny darkz

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 20 2010 02:00 GMT in DC Universe Online

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dcuniverseonline.com

#dcuniverseonline Sony Online Entertainment's next massively multiplayer online game, the superhero-stuffed DC Universe Online, will now take your application to join its massively multiplayer online beta, well in advance of its November launch on the PC and PlayStation 3. More »

Being the DC fanboy that I am, I signed up for both versions. Hoping for the best.

This Mario Kart Race Track Toy Is Just Sad

I'm really interested in this. Both the implication of such a strong brand backing the universe, as well as the fact that this is for all intensive purposes the first console MMO, ever.
I mean FFXII and Phantasy Star were games, yes, but nothing on this level.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 19 2010 17:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#clips When I wrote about that amazing Mario Kart board game last week and posted the video, a few of you said someone should make a little remote-control race track based on Nintendo's popular game. Damn you! More »

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Anonymous Winners

It's a toy. What the hell were you expecting.

I can tell you right now this would've entertained me when I was 5 just because of the novelty of it being Mario.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 18 2010 00:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#photoshop A bit more of an interpretive dance last week, as we tried to make the contest timely to Blizzard's notorious (and aborted) Real ID plans. We still got some amusing looks at the secret lives of video game characters. More »

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NCAA 11 Picks Alabama for the National Title

Their retarded fan base made the pictures, the contest was about Blizzard's privacy policies on its forums.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 16 2010 00:30 GMT in NCAA Football 11

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espn.go.com

#pickem We know there's a certain level of stagecraft and gimmickry to these sports video games picking winners. That said, EA Sports has correctly predicted the Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, and World Cup champion this year. More »

Zelda Coming In "Early 2011"

I'm pretty much the only person on this site who cares about football so your post is for the most part in vain. Even if it was completely automatic.

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Posted by Kotaku Jul 15 2010 04:00 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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officialnintendomagazine.co.uk

#nintendo Last we heard from Nintendo, the next Zelda game was going to be out in 2011. That's fine, but when in 2011? Producer Eiji Aonuma has a rough answer. More »