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: Wiebe: Still Points Available In Race To Donkey Kong's Max Score

craveonline.com posted by Kotaku Nov 20 2010 03:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#arcade The infamous "kill screen" sets a limit to the highest possible score in Donkey Kong. Steve Wiebe, who reclaimed the world's No. 1 in September, says the game still has about 100,000 points to go. More »

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*crag*, he took it from Billy again? :[

: Your First (Brief) Look At Kinect's Panzer Dragoon

en.wikipedia.org posted by Kotaku Nov 19 2010 05:30 GMT in Kinect

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#kinect Project Draco is basically Panzer Dragoon for the Xbox 360's Kinect. It's even made by the same guy. First revealed at this year's Tokyo Game Show, though, it's only today we get our first proper look at the game. More »

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Cannot stop laughing.

: Blaster Master Rolls Into Super Mario Bros. Crossover's Next Update

explodingrabbit.com posted by Kotaku Nov 17 2010 23:20 GMT in Blaster Master

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#hotflashes Well, that's one way to get rid of the Hammer Brothers. If blasting away at everyone with Lance's spread-fire wasn't enough overwhelming firepower, SOPHIA the 3rd from Blaster Master will arrive in late November. More »

: Admit It, You've Always Wanted To Use A Dildo On A Zombie

esrb.org posted by Kotaku Nov 18 2010 02:30 GMT in Dead Rising 2

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#dildo Lemme tell ya, I have, that game was called "my third marriage." Hey-oooo! But seriously folks, the ESRB summary for Dead Rising 2's DLC mentions a wieldable sex toy. I thought that was the paddlesaw! Bang, pow, zoom ... More »

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probably someone from new jersey

: Would You Buy Half A Game Now And Pay For The Rest Later?

gamesindustry.biz posted by Kotaku Nov 16 2010 12:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#retail Rod Cousens, CEO of Codemasters, has an idea on how to solve the growing dispute between publishers and retailers over pre-owned sales: sell you part of a game now then have you download the rest later. More »

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Unfortunately companies will probably take advantage of a situation like this and charge the first part of the game for full retail price and then milk everyone to shit with DLC just so you can play the full game.

: Sly 4 Teased In Sly Collection Trailer

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 14 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#tips A teaser trailer has been discovered in Sly Collection, which hit streets Nov. 10, and it seems rather definite that a Sly 4 sequel is coming. When? Well that's probably what the question mark's all about. More »

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This reminds me, I need to pick up the Sly Collection. I've never played them, but I hear they're great games.

: Why Male Spiders Prefer Virgins

mnn.com posted by Kotaku Nov 12 2010 19:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#science It's Friday, so I picked something lighthearted and fun for the daily Kotaku science post. Did you know male wasp spiders snap their genitalia off inside the female during sex? Don't worry, they have two sets. More »

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Why is there no japanese fetishwork for a human version of this, and if there is where can flavio find it.

: There's A Little Final Fantasy In Mario Sports Mix

thebitblock.com posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2010 16:40 GMT in Mario Sports Mix

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#nintendo The upcoming character-driven Wii sports compilation Mario Sports Mix is being developed by Square Enix, which explains how five iconic Final Fantasy characters have made it into the game's roster. Who made the cut? You tell me, Kupo! More »

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You know more people would probably have used Mallow if they didn't make him suck so *crag*ing much early in the game and made Mallow atleast have an advantage over using Bowser at the time Bowser joined your party.

: This Fan-made New Super Mario Bros. 3 Looks Beyond Super

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2010 01:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#clips What if you took New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS and hacked a complete recreation of Super Mario 3 into the thing? Well, why stop there? Why not put some Metroid and Legend of Zelda in there too? More »

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i came

: The Roast Of Mario Is Not Safe For Work

collegehumor.com posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 22:40 GMT in Gaming News

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#humor When Bowser opens Mario's foul-mouthed roast at Peach's Castle with insult gags like "Mario, you beat me so often, I feel like Toad's dick!" it can only go downhill from there. And it does. More »

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"*crag*ed more guys than the water temple"
lol

: This Is Ignition's Canceled $20 Million Baby

develop-online.net posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#clips Ignition Entertainment shuttered its Florida studio earlier this month, deep-sixing the game the 70 developers were building, which was an FPS rumored to have cost $20 million. Video of the game, "Reich" has surfaced. More »

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Awww, an FPS with magic hands would've been the best thing I've seen in forever.

: It's On Like A Trademark Application For "It's On Like Donkey Kong"

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 16:40 GMT in Donkey Kong Country Returns

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#nintendo Nintendo has found a novel new way to promote the upcoming release of Donkey Kong Country Returns: Filing a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to trademark the pop-culture phrase "It's on like Donkey Kong." Oh it's on. More »

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k

: Madden NFL Football Is Game For Nintendo 3DS Launch

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 20:40 GMT in Madden NFL 11

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#easports EA Sports is kicking off the Nintendo 3DS launch next year with a little Madden football, an off-season release that brings the NFL license into stereoscopic 3D in the palm of your hand. More »

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Nothing says "launch title" like throwing a good ol' pigskin around... :/

: The iPhone Will Go 3D Next Year

finance.yahoo.com posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 23:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#ipod Your View-Master disks have just been rendered obsolete. Hasbro is planning to release an add-on device for the iPhone and iPod touch next year that will bring stereoscopic 3D visuals to Apple's iOS devices. More »

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shut up dickface

: Mario Gets Serious Street Cred In Spain

edition.cnn.com posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 22:40 GMT in Gaming News

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#screengrab Proud Italian plumber/princess savior Mario gets super excited at the christening of Avenida de Super Mario Bros, the first street to officially bear his name. The Spanish suburb of Zaragoza also has plans for streets named after Space Invaders, Sonic and Zelda. [CNN] More »

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I would laugh so hard if all of those streets turned into crime-infested areas

: The Evolution Of The First-Person Shooter, In One Shot

reddit.com posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 18:40 GMT in Gaming News

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#screengrab My, how first person shooters have changed! (As seen on Reddit.) More »

: The PSP Phone That Plays Mario, Zelda

engadget.com posted by Kotaku Nov 06 2010 04:30 GMT in PSPgo

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#china It says a lot about how hideous Sony's rumoured PlayStation Phone prototype is that a Chinese knock-off using the PSPgo as a template is a more desirable piece of hardware. More »

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yeah, that's android, i recognize the top bar thing

: The Making of an Epic Yarn Kirby Room

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 12 2010 02:00 GMT in Kirby's Epic Yarn

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#clips Last month game journalists gathered to check out Nintendo's upcoming game Kirby's Epic Yarn. This is the room in which they played. More »

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damn that is a nice room

: There's A New Battlefield Game, And It's Free To Play

battlefield.play4free.com posted by Kotaku Nov 05 2010 10:05 GMT in Battlefield Play4Free

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#ea As expected, EA today revealed a new game in the Battlefield series, and as expected, it's part of the publishers Play4Free line of PC games that let you, well, play for free. More »

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OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR BATTLEFIELD HEROES 2

: Poker Night: Meet The Pigeon

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Nov 05 2010 00:30 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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#clips Telltale Games' crazy crossover card game features three characters with established voices - Team Fortress 2's Heavy, Strong Bad, and Max. But what does Penny Arcade's Tycho sound like? This trailer has the answer. More »

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Okay yeah. I'm into this.

: Katamari Creater On Why He Left Namco Bandai

eurogamer.net posted by Kotaku Nov 02 2010 10:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#keitatakahashi Katamari Damacy designer Keita Takahashi wasn't happy at Namco Bandai. When leaving the company, he called it "so-so". His reasons are a bit more melancholy than that. More »

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The problem there is is that Miyamoto can do whatever the *crag* he wants and loves money.

: The Most Amazing Minecraft Costumes You'll Ever See

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 31 2010 15:30 GMT in Minecraft

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#costume On Friday Electronic Arts had a Halloween costume contest. The winners? This trio of Minecraft fans. More »

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Wait they won a contest? What the *crag* that creeper doesn't deserve to win it looks more like a piece of shit than a creeper

: The PlayStation Phone Is Here & It's Not Pretty

engadget.com posted by Kotaku Oct 27 2010 02:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#psp Sony has finally done it. They've mated a Sony Ericsson cell phone with a PSP, spawning this... the PlayStation Phone. Don't call it the PSP2, please. That's something else entirely. More »

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Damn, sony keeps impressing me. They found a way to make the PSP GO shittier

: We're Giving Away Free Copies Of Dogfighter

twitter.com posted by Kotaku Oct 27 2010 02:13 GMT in Gaming News

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I've got ten codes for the excellent Dogfighter to give away. Want one? I'll be handing them out over Twitter real soon. More »

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hey look i read it as digibutter too

: Making Team Fortress 2 Hats Turns Out To Be Very Profitable

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 21 2010 21:40 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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#valve The recently launched "Mann-conomy" for Team Fortress 2 has quickly become a profitable venture for the community modelers who cranked out new weapons, hats and accessories for Valve's game. Valve just sent out royalty check to creators... and they're big. More »

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holy shit hats where

: Oprah Audience Explodes Into Hysterics Over Free Xbox Kinects

gizmodo.com posted by Kotaku Oct 19 2010 22:50 GMT in Kinect

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#kinect We were kind of hoping today's Kinect plug on Oprah would mean she'd be piloting a virtual raft with her body, but the episode's YOU GET A KINECT! YOU GET A KINECT! YOU GET A KINECT! finale is even better. More »

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This is obviously a stab at the disabled because Oprah knows they won't be able to use it.
Also over 9000 penises.

: Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Pinkwashing Winners

kotaku.com posted by Kotaku Oct 16 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#photoshop I'll confess to some trepidation offering up last week's subject - Breast Cancer Awareness - but you folks impressed me. We had a ton of great submissions treating the subject with humor, candor, and even sentiment. More »

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why would they feature the slowpoke one :|

mass effect one was good

: Red Dead Redemption DLC Gets Standalone Disc Release

rockstargames.com posted by Kotaku Oct 16 2010 01:00 GMT in Red Dead Redemption

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#dlc For those who haven't picked up Red Dead Redemption, or aren't interested in its main singleplayer campaign, Rockstar will soon release a single disc that includes all of the downloadable content, playable without the main game. More »

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didnt this dlc just come out like, 2 weeks ago?

: Full Angry Birds Game Now Available on Android for Free

mobile-ent.biz posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 12:58 GMT in Angry Birds

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#androidapps It's been a thorn in any Android user's side, but finally the full Angry Birds game is now available on Android phones...only, not in the Android Market. Instead, Rovio chose to release it, for free, on the GetJar store. More »

: Can We Give Alan Wake An Award For Best Ads?

adsoftheworld.com posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 02:00 GMT in Alan Wake

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#xbox360 Alan Wake is not a shoe-in for Game of the Year 2010, but these ads for the exclusive Xbox 360 thriller are so lovely they deserve some sort of high-caliber 2010 praise. More »

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That sun dial one is pretty clever.

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