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Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent
This is a deal you can't throw a barrel at.
posted by Dorkly Jun 26 2012 13:00 GMT in Donkey Kong
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Bowser's Weekend With The Kids
Today's youth needs to understand the value of a hard day's princess kidnapping.
posted by Dorkly Jun 25 2012 14:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Dorkly Bits: Mario is a Furry
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
posted by Dorkly Oct 25 2011 15:25 GMT in Gaming News
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ROFL ! 

Dorkly Bits: Tails Can't Die
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
posted by Dorkly Aug 31 2011 14:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Tails Doll
but it's never based exclusively around Tails
Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner
Will Scorpion get the big promotion? Or will he get his spine ripped out through his eye sockets? Find out this week on "Get Over Here!"
posted by Dorkly Aug 23 2011 15:35 GMT in Gaming News
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Dorkly Bits: Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough
Speed runs save lives.
posted by Dorkly Aug 15 2011 16:45 GMT in Gaming News
Francis

I wish the game counted how many animals you saved

Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal Gun
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
posted by Dorkly Apr 26 2011 15:05 GMT in Gaming News
Fallen Shade
Because they will
Dorkly Bits: Everybody Hates Crono
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
posted by Dorkly Mar 07 2011 17:45 GMT in Chrono Trigger
Tails Doll
It was just too damn cold, even for Ayla :(
Dorkly Bits: King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People
He doesn't have the best foreign policy, but have you seen his right hook?
posted by Dorkly Mar 08 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Dorkly Bits: Metal Gear Solid Box Troubles
Is this the alert phase or are you just happy to see me?
posted by Dorkly Feb 28 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
Francis
gay
Dorkly Bits: White Mage Dad is Racist
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
posted by Dorkly Feb 22 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Dorkly Bits: Double Dragon Girlfriend
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
posted by Dorkly Feb 01 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Dorkly Bits: Excitebike Shop
Overheating is radical.
posted by Dorkly Jan 24 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Retro Mortal Kombat Behind the Scenes
"Haha, we have fun. Seriously though, this game is about beating people to death."
posted by Dorkly Jan 13 2011 16:00 GMT in Mortal Kombat
Francis
it's like a Top Gear for video games
1337 Jeopardy Wager
Any other bet would be n00bish.
posted by Dorkly Jan 10 2011 16:40 GMT in Gaming News
Francis
I would have written Who is pwnd?
Dorkly Bits: The Night Before Mario's Christmas
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
posted by Dorkly Dec 21 2010 16:00 GMT in Mario
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Earthbound Proposal
True love > Giygas.
posted by Dorkly Dec 06 2010 18:35 GMT in Gaming News
Linkshot

Lololollolloolol

I feel like a god right now for causing all this.

Dorkly Bits: Bomberman's Goodbye
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
posted by Dorkly Nov 30 2010 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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