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Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent
posted by Dorkly Jun 26 2012 13:00 GMT in Donkey Kong
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This is a deal you can't throw a barrel at.

Bowser's Weekend With The Kids
posted by Dorkly Jun 25 2012 14:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Today's youth needs to understand the value of a hard day's princess kidnapping.
Dorkly Bits: Mario is a Furry
posted by Dorkly Oct 25 2011 15:25 GMT in Gaming News
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If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
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ROFL ! 

Dorkly Bits: Tails Can't Die
posted by Dorkly Aug 31 2011 14:00 GMT in Gaming News
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One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
Tails Doll
but it's never based exclusively around Tails
Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner
posted by Dorkly Aug 23 2011 15:35 GMT in Gaming News
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Will Scorpion get the big promotion? Or will he get his spine ripped out through his eye sockets? Find out this week on "Get Over Here!"
Dorkly Bits: Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough
posted by Dorkly Aug 15 2011 16:45 GMT in Gaming News
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Speed runs save lives.
Francis

I wish the game counted how many animals you saved

Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal Gun
posted by Dorkly Apr 26 2011 15:05 GMT in Gaming News
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The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
Fallen Shade
Because they will
Dorkly Bits: Everybody Hates Crono
posted by Dorkly Mar 07 2011 17:45 GMT in Chrono Trigger
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They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.

Tails Doll
It was just too damn cold, even for Ayla :(
Dorkly Bits: King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People
posted by Dorkly Mar 08 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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He doesn't have the best foreign policy, but have you seen his right hook?
Dorkly Bits: Metal Gear Solid Box Troubles
posted by Dorkly Feb 28 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Is this the alert phase or are you just happy to see me?
Francis
gay
Dorkly Bits: White Mage Dad is Racist
posted by Dorkly Feb 22 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
Dorkly Bits: Double Dragon Girlfriend
posted by Dorkly Feb 01 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
Dorkly Bits: Excitebike Shop
posted by Dorkly Jan 24 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Overheating is radical.
Retro Mortal Kombat Behind the Scenes
posted by Dorkly Jan 13 2011 16:00 GMT in Mortal Kombat
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"Haha, we have fun. Seriously though, this game is about beating people to death."

Francis
it's like a Top Gear for video games
1337 Jeopardy Wager
posted by Dorkly Jan 10 2011 16:40 GMT in Gaming News
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Any other bet would be n00bish.
Francis
I would have written Who is pwnd?
Dorkly Bits: The Night Before Mario's Christmas
posted by Dorkly Dec 21 2010 16:00 GMT in Mario
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Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.

Earthbound Proposal
posted by Dorkly Dec 06 2010 18:35 GMT in Gaming News
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True love > Giygas.
Linkshot

Lololollolloolol

I feel like a god right now for causing all this.

Dorkly Bits: Bomberman's Goodbye
posted by Dorkly Nov 30 2010 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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It's better to blow up than to fade away.