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Posted by Joystiq Sep 02 2010 23:00 GMT in Racquet Sports
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Sony, here's an idea: just let Kevin Butler control your entire company. Seriously, Sir Howard Stringer is a great guy and all, don't get us wrong -- we've been up plenty of nights bawling our eyes out while he cradled us in his big, burly arms, assuring us that the PS3 would in fact be okay -- but Kevin Butler has proven in his latest ad that he's more than capable for the job.

Just look at the image above and tell us the guy isn't CEO material. Heck, even better: watch the new PlayStation Move ad for yourself past the break and try to tell us it isn't the highlight of your day!
darkz

who cares


Posted by GoNintendo Sep 02 2010 18:50 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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The Metroid series has no shortage of boss fights, and the same can be said for Metroid: Other M. The entire series loves to throw absolutely massive bosses at Samus, and she always manages to take them down. Out of the entire lineup of bigtime baddies that Samus has done away with, which [...]
ssg

Ridley man. that *crag*er *crag*ed me in the asshole countless times back in the days.

now hes a piece of cake.

Fallen Shade
Dark Samus in MP3, mainly for the boss theme

Posted by Maiq the Liar Sep 01 2010 15:07 GMT
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You are at the store buying M'aiq a well-deserved present.

What do you buy?

Super-Claus
a strap on penis
Linkshot

Painty the Pirate is god tier.


Posted by Kotaku Sep 02 2010 01:00 GMT in Call of Duty: Black Ops
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#callofduty We'll be playing Call of Duty: Black Ops multiplayer for the first time tonight at an Activision event in Los Angeles, a shindig expected to be filled with announcements, excitement and plenty of hands-on time with Treyarch's new shooter. More »
darkz

asdsdgfaseqweqw


Posted by Popple Sep 01 2010 21:15 GMT
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Begin posting on inappropriate sites nao.

Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc.
Public Relations Contact List


Patrick Seybold
Senior Director, Corporate Communications & Social Media
650.655.7549

Vikki Brown
Senior PR Assistant
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Senior Corp. Comm. Specialist
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PR Manager, Social Media
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Al De Leon
Manager, Public Relations
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Senior Hardware Specialist 
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Rey Gutierrez
Senior Social Media Specialist
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Senior Social Media Specialist
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FOSTER CITY SOFTWARE TEAM 

Jennifer Clark
Director, Product Publicity
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Senior PR Manager, Software
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PR Manager
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Senior Software Specialist
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PR Software Assistant
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SAN DIEGO SOFTWARE TEAM 

Ron Eagle
Director, Product Publicity
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Claudine Ricanor
Senior Software Specialist
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PR Manager
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PR Manager Software
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Slim
where's marcus
ssg

^lol


Posted by Kotaku Aug 31 2010 15:20 GMT in Gaming News
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ssg

people actually LIKE this game?

Viddd
final fantasy XIV beta is back in business
all 1000 un-disappointed

Posted by IGN Aug 31 2010 16:30 GMT in Mortal Kombat
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The series' creator talks Fatalities, Superman and trailers.
Fallen Shade
lol another mortal kombat
Super-Claus
exactly why they sold it :P
Posted by MM Sep 01 2010 15:21 GMT in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game
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MM


 

Paul Robertson is a *crag*ing god.

Popple
Because this has been a known fact forever.

Posted by Nario Sep 01 2010 19:20 GMT
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You are trying to decide weather you should live or die...

What do you do?

Fallen Shade
I live, then I take your life
sims
Thrive.

Posted by Joystiq Sep 01 2010 16:57 GMT in Batman: Arkham City
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Before we get you all hot under the collar, a preface: We have no idea where these screenshots for Batman: Arkham City originated. They seem to be posted on an anonymous Flickr set, which then made its way onto NeoGAF. Normally, we wouldn't run images of enigmatic origins, though we've decided to make an exception this time for two reasons:

These images look pretty legitimate. These images are as hot as the molten core of the Sun which sustains our planet. Get your first look at Two-Face, Catwoman and the new (and arguably improved) Harley Quinn in the gallery below while we try to confirm their authenticity.
Lord Crump
GOTY 2011
Fallen Shade

I'm not gonna lie, these graphics look sexy as hell. And despite now being the queen of the juggalos I would still stick my penis in Harley Quinn


Posted by Nastasia Aug 31 2010 21:59 GMT
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turns out nothing is *crag*ing happening today, and you have 24 hours to waste.

what do you do

MM
Smoke weed, eat cookies.
Linkshot

Do the same thing I do everyday.

Try to take over my cat.


Posted by Popple Sep 01 2010 06:22 GMT
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Turns out that you are piloting a plane into the World Trade Centers.

What do you do

weedlord bonerhitler
pee
Linkshot

Scream "GOD BLESS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT" while crashing.


Posted by sims Aug 31 2010 20:34 GMT
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Turns out the Mayans were correct, and the world ends in 24 hours.

What do you do

THAT BOBZ GUY

kick someone's dog
 

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
Do everything I wanted to to, starting with hang gliding while shooting shit with a paintball gun

Posted by Popple Sep 01 2010 13:17 GMT
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Discuss how much you are skeleton jelly and not skullatown jelly.

Fallen Shade
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Super-Claus


Posted by Joystiq Sep 01 2010 04:00 GMT in Professor Layton and the Unwound Future
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If you're in the San Francisco area on September 7, you may want to stop by the Union Square shopping center, where characters from the Professor Layton series will let visitors step into a British phone booth and sample the upcoming Professor Layton and the Unwound Future. Combined total puzzle scores for guys will be pitted against ladies' scores as similar events are held in Boston, Chicago and Philadelphia.

... Hey, wait a minute! A puzzle-obsessed genius is trapping people in phone booths until they complete a battle of wits? Hell, toss in a couple of rotating blades and Cary Elwes and we've got a Saw movie on our hands.
sims
Best marketing scheme ever

YouTube
Posted by MattTheSpratt Aug 31 2010 16:48 GMT
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WHERE IS HE GOING NOOOOOOOOOW

COME BAAAAAAACK

NOOOOOO COME BAAAAAAAa-

Linkshot

Oh dear god why is this so funny

Super-Claus
cant stop watching

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 31 2010 02:32 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
This is gay. We should teach GoNintendo a real rap. Such as...
I WANT TO BEEE THE BEST
THERE EVER WAS
TO BEAT ALL THE REST
YEAH THAT'S MY CAAAAAUUUUUSE
ELECTRODE
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
CATCH EM CATCH EM GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

Posted by Popple Aug 31 2010 09:44 GMT
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u can't join

Super-Claus

Sekret clawb yeahhhhhh

MM
no u

Posted by Popple Aug 30 2010 09:46 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
delicious shota is delicious
Fallen Shade
oh wow

Posted by Popple Aug 28 2010 10:28 GMT
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Fallen Shade

yeyemfo

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
shut up guys i'm trying to pokerap

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 27 2010 18:15 GMT in Metroid: Other M
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A portion of a G4 review… As the 11th game in the series, Other M is a bizarre collaboration between the Metroid series co-creator Yoshio Sakamoto and Team Ninja of Ninja Gaiden fame. Indeed, “odd pairings” becomes the common thread throughout the game and its clashing dualities extend to the storyline, control scheme and onscreen action. Full [...]
Fallen Shade
EWWW WHEN DID WE GET G4 I HATE G4 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'M GOING TO MAKE FRANCIS GET RID OF THIS BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO IGNORE THREADS
Mr.L
All of you single fat ass guys stop wasting your lives on this get a girl ....... Naa im just kidding but all of you who hate this game are people wjo are FAKE AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Video
Posted by Popple Aug 28 2010 08:33 GMT
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Fallen Shade
holy *crag*ing shit what is this I don't even
Slim
still old

Posted by Super-Claus Aug 30 2010 03:21 GMT in Off-Topic
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LETS ALL GO PISS ON HIS DOG

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
EDA GOSLING SHITS LOP SOL

Posted by Lord Crump Aug 30 2010 02:07 GMT
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I don't care what you say. Spore was a great game. Was it a disappointment of Molyneuxian proportions? Well, of course, but that doesn't change the fact that it still provided hours of fun.

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
was it ever a bad game?
Popple
The best part of Spore is that it is actually intelligent design.

Posted by Joystiq Aug 30 2010 03:30 GMT in DC Universe Online
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Listen, we're sure whatever custom superhero you're planning on creating within DC Universe Online is going be a precious and unique snowflake -- but you know who else is great? Batman and all his friends. You can check out their exploits, both heroic and villainous, in the gallery below.
Lord Crump

Wasn't this posted on Kotaku several hours ago?


Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 30 2010 01:58 GMT
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
posting in non private message

Posted by FrozenWinters Aug 30 2010 00:57 GMT
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The Manifesto of the Internet

 

The chaotic epiphany called the internet, the dark universal manifest of society, an anarchist society without bounds or regulation, has raised strong concern among many governmental officials and corporate entities. Its structure allows for any user to truly remain anonymous thus removing any sense of ethics, responsibilities and civics from our actions. Its size gives us access to nearly all the data in existence. It is a true example of the paradox of mercantilist society with a truly informed population; any attempt to create a corporate enterprise relying on the ignorance of a large demographic of the population will be unsuccessful, yet our unsuppressed barbaric instinct creates the transcendent wonders of lolcats.

 

Fear of losing a humble hardworking population has led to medial censorship in second-world countries such as China, a well intuitive move for a country relying on third-rate labour to make its mark on the economy.

 

The internet has hung a permanent ornament on all those who have experienced its awe; with the proposal on an internet kill switch from US senator, the world saw the imperious rage of the millions when their freedom was threatened.

 

Now with that said, does one still trust that they can make successful enterprise selling data when another can easily retrieve this data if they so wished at his or her leisure from online sources “illegally”?

 

I believe that my point has been proved thoroughly, long live /b/.

 

-Taras Kolomatski

FrozenWinters
I love online courses. I cant get expelled for this shit.
FrozenWinters
Nothing was researched.

YouTube
Posted by Lord Crump Aug 29 2010 02:00 GMT in The Dump
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If you absolutely had to die, with no other option or way out at all, how would you go about doing it in the most awesome way possible?

RaveRaze
Choking on an immortality potion, just for the irony
Fallen Shade
Actually I'm changing mine to what Flav just posted