Oh mother of hell yes, thanks for this. First order of business, I need to make a command line client so I can post over SSH.
What is it with shitty programmers and being completely unable to make a cross-platform game. It's like watching someone slip on a banana peel. "Oh, what, Clang? SDL? I, uh, no, um, Windows only! Whew, That was a close one, I almost let everyone run my program for a second there!"
Aren't most of them in jail though? Also what glory do they get from attacking a site with less than 20 active posters?