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Posted by Kotaku Nov 20 2010 03:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#arcade The infamous "kill screen" sets a limit to the highest possible score in Donkey Kong. Steve Wiebe, who reclaimed the world's No. 1 in September, says the game still has about 100,000 points to go. More »
Francis
ok Steve, I think it's time to move on to other games. Slowly step away from the DK
weedlord bonerhitler
*crag*, he took it from Billy again? :[

Posted by Kotaku Nov 19 2010 05:30 GMT in Kinect
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#kinect Project Draco is basically Panzer Dragoon for the Xbox 360's Kinect. It's even made by the same guy. First revealed at this year's Tokyo Game Show, though, it's only today we get our first proper look at the game. More »
Maiq the Liar

Cannot unsee deformed nasalbeast:

Linkshot

Cannot stop laughing.


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Posted by Kotaku Nov 17 2010 23:20 GMT in Blaster Master
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#hotflashes Well, that's one way to get rid of the Hammer Brothers. If blasting away at everyone with Lance's spread-fire wasn't enough overwhelming firepower, SOPHIA the 3rd from Blaster Master will arrive in late November. More »

Posted by Kotaku Nov 18 2010 02:30 GMT in Dead Rising 2
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#dildo Lemme tell ya, I have, that game was called "my third marriage." Hey-oooo! But seriously folks, the ESRB summary for Dead Rising 2's DLC mentions a wieldable sex toy. I thought that was the paddlesaw! Bang, pow, zoom ... More »
mariooooo

who writes this crap

Tyler
probably someone from new jersey

Posted by Kotaku Nov 16 2010 12:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#retail Rod Cousens, CEO of Codemasters, has an idea on how to solve the growing dispute between publishers and retailers over pre-owned sales: sell you part of a game now then have you download the rest later. More »
Francis
Hmm, that actually might work. As long as the game makes it clear what you not getting, and is priced accordingly.
Fallen Shade
Unfortunately companies will probably take advantage of a situation like this and charge the first part of the game for full retail price and then milk everyone to shit with DLC just so you can play the full game.

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 14 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#tips A teaser trailer has been discovered in Sly Collection, which hit streets Nov. 10, and it seems rather definite that a Sly 4 sequel is coming. When? Well that's probably what the question mark's all about. More »
Popple
Yes.
Shrowser
This reminds me, I need to pick up the Sly Collection. I've never played them, but I hear they're great games.

Posted by Kotaku Nov 12 2010 19:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#science It's Friday, so I picked something lighthearted and fun for the daily Kotaku science post. Did you know male wasp spiders snap their genitalia off inside the female during sex? Don't worry, they have two sets. More »
Lord Crump
Shouldn't this kind of thing be on io9 instead? What's going on, Gawker Media?
weedlord bonerhitler
Why is there no japanese fetishwork for a human version of this, and if there is where can flavio find it.

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2010 16:40 GMT in Mario Sports Mix
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#nintendo The upcoming character-driven Wii sports compilation Mario Sports Mix is being developed by Square Enix, which explains how five iconic Final Fantasy characters have made it into the game's roster. Who made the cut? You tell me, Kupo! More »
Francis
sorry, but I don't want Final Fantasy characters in my Mario games... unless it's Mario RPG
Fallen Shade

You know more people would probably have used Mallow if they didn't make him suck so *crag*ing much early in the game and made Mallow atleast have an advantage over using Bowser at the time Bowser joined your party.


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Posted by Kotaku Nov 11 2010 01:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#clips What if you took New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS and hacked a complete recreation of Super Mario 3 into the thing? Well, why stop there? Why not put some Metroid and Legend of Zelda in there too? More »
Fallen Shade

holy *crag*ing shit, wet dream of wet dreams

Tails Doll
i came

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 22:40 GMT in Gaming News
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#humor When Bowser opens Mario's foul-mouthed roast at Peach's Castle with insult gags like "Mario, you beat me so often, I feel like Toad's dick!" it can only go downhill from there. And it does. More »
darkz

what

Twytch
"*crag*ed more guys than the water temple"
lol

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#clips Ignition Entertainment shuttered its Florida studio earlier this month, deep-sixing the game the 70 developers were building, which was an FPS rumored to have cost $20 million. Video of the game, "Reich" has surfaced. More »
darkz

ok

Fallen Shade
Awww, an FPS with magic hands would've been the best thing I've seen in forever.

Posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 16:40 GMT in Donkey Kong Country Returns
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#nintendo Nintendo has found a novel new way to promote the upcoming release of Donkey Kong Country Returns: Filing a request with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to trademark the pop-culture phrase "It's on like Donkey Kong." Oh it's on. More »
Viddd
k

Posted by Kotaku Nov 10 2010 20:40 GMT in Madden NFL 11
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#easports EA Sports is kicking off the Nintendo 3DS launch next year with a little Madden football, an off-season release that brings the NFL license into stereoscopic 3D in the palm of your hand. More »
mariooooo

worst launch title ever

Geno

Nothing says "launch title" like throwing a good ol' pigskin around... :/


Posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 23:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#ipod Your View-Master disks have just been rendered obsolete. Hasbro is planning to release an add-on device for the iPhone and iPod touch next year that will bring stereoscopic 3D visuals to Apple's iOS devices. More »
mariooooo

why

I mean if those are the 3d glasses

 

 

PFFFFFFFT HAHAHA

Shrowser
shut up dickface

Posted by Kotaku Nov 08 2010 22:40 GMT in Gaming News
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#screengrab Proud Italian plumber/princess savior Mario gets super excited at the christening of Avenida de Super Mario Bros, the first street to officially bear his name. The Spanish suburb of Zaragoza also has plans for streets named after Space Invaders, Sonic and Zelda. [CNN] More »
Fallen Shade

I would laugh so hard if all of those streets turned into crime-infested areas


Posted by Kotaku Nov 06 2010 04:30 GMT in PSPgo
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#china It says a lot about how hideous Sony's rumoured PlayStation Phone prototype is that a Chinese knock-off using the PSPgo as a template is a more desirable piece of hardware. More »
Hooly
is it just me or is that running android os? neato
Nastasia
yeah, that's android, i recognize the top bar thing

Posted by Kotaku Oct 12 2010 02:00 GMT in Kirby's Epic Yarn
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#clips Last month game journalists gathered to check out Nintendo's upcoming game Kirby's Epic Yarn. This is the room in which they played. More »
Olimar
Kirby's Epic Lounge.
Nastasia
damn that is a nice room

Posted by Kotaku Nov 05 2010 10:05 GMT in Battlefield Play4Free
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#ea As expected, EA today revealed a new game in the Battlefield series, and as expected, it's part of the publishers Play4Free line of PC games that let you, well, play for free. More »

Slim
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR BATTLEFIELD HEROES 2

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 05 2010 00:30 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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#clips Telltale Games' crazy crossover card game features three characters with established voices - Team Fortress 2's Heavy, Strong Bad, and Max. But what does Penny Arcade's Tycho sound like? This trailer has the answer. More »
Super-Claus

heavy's are like in SA1, FLAPITY FLAP FLAP

Popple
Okay yeah. I'm into this.

Posted by Kotaku Nov 02 2010 10:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#keitatakahashi Katamari Damacy designer Keita Takahashi wasn't happy at Namco Bandai. When leaving the company, he called it "so-so". His reasons are a bit more melancholy than that. More »
Fallen Shade
what the *crag* is with head creators leaving their main companies? Shit is unreal.
Popple
The problem there is is that Miyamoto can do whatever the *crag* he wants and loves money.

Posted by Kotaku Oct 31 2010 15:30 GMT in Minecraft
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#costume On Friday Electronic Arts had a Halloween costume contest. The winners? This trio of Minecraft fans. More »
Super-Claus

oh wow

Nastasia
Wait they won a contest? What the *crag* that creeper doesn't deserve to win it looks more like a piece of shit than a creeper

Posted by Kotaku Oct 27 2010 02:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#psp Sony has finally done it. They've mated a Sony Ericsson cell phone with a PSP, spawning this... the PlayStation Phone. Don't call it the PSP2, please. That's something else entirely. More »
darkz

but where's the games?

Manpersonguything
Damn, sony keeps impressing me. They found a way to make the PSP GO shittier

Posted by Kotaku Oct 27 2010 02:13 GMT in Gaming News
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I've got ten codes for the excellent Dogfighter to give away. Want one? I'll be handing them out over Twitter real soon. More »
Viddd
i read that as "we're giving away free copies of digibutter"
THAT BOBZ GUY

hey look i read it as digibutter too


Posted by Kotaku Oct 21 2010 21:40 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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#valve The recently launched "Mann-conomy" for Team Fortress 2 has quickly become a profitable venture for the community modelers who cranked out new weapons, hats and accessories for Valve's game. Valve just sent out royalty check to creators... and they're big. More »
Viddd

a

Fallen Shade
holy shit hats where

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Posted by Kotaku Oct 19 2010 22:50 GMT in Kinect
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#kinect We were kind of hoping today's Kinect plug on Oprah would mean she'd be piloting a virtual raft with her body, but the episode's YOU GET A KINECT! YOU GET A KINECT! YOU GET A KINECT! finale is even better. More »
Maiq the Liar

Oh for the love of fucking god.

MM

This is obviously a stab at the disabled because Oprah knows they won't be able to use it. 
Also over 9000 penises.


Posted by Kotaku Oct 16 2010 23:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#photoshop I'll confess to some trepidation offering up last week's subject - Breast Cancer Awareness - but you folks impressed me. We had a ton of great submissions treating the subject with humor, candor, and even sentiment. More »
MM

gay

Twytch

why would they feature the slowpoke one :|

 

mass effect one was good


Posted by Kotaku Oct 16 2010 01:00 GMT in Red Dead Redemption
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#dlc For those who haven't picked up Red Dead Redemption, or aren't interested in its main singleplayer campaign, Rockstar will soon release a single disc that includes all of the downloadable content, playable without the main game. More »
Hooly
didnt this dlc just come out like, 2 weeks ago?

Posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 12:58 GMT in Angry Birds
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#androidapps It's been a thorn in any Android user's side, but finally the full Angry Birds game is now available on Android phones...only, not in the Android Market. Instead, Rovio chose to release it, for free, on the GetJar store. More »

Posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 02:00 GMT in Alan Wake
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#xbox360 Alan Wake is not a shoe-in for Game of the Year 2010, but these ads for the exclusive Xbox 360 thriller are so lovely they deserve some sort of high-caliber 2010 praise. More »
Shrowser

That sun dial one is pretty clever.