Kotaku older than one year ago

Jews who make shitty games sueing jews who make shitty games

whatever, zynga deserves it only because they're zynga i dont even care about EA

this show still exists?

thats very interesting, but I can only begin to imagine the levels of copyright snafus that happened after this

I heard a bit of Sariah's Song, but the rest I couldn't really tell.

#yolo #swag

#ronpaul2012

gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme

I offer $64

well I don't have a problem with his review, but rather that they picked the xbox 360 version of the game. then again the sponsors demand that they use a console that works with their shitty phones so I guess it's not their fault.

the pc version isnt much better anyway
because they didnt finish it

Do you hear it? DO you hear it on the wind flowing from the distant hills? It's the sound on no one caring.

i care
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nintendo is the savior of the world

hey man all I want is another game by retro
I know they're working on one, but won't tell us what
PLEASE GOD LET IT BE DONKEY KONG COUNTRY RETURNS 2

Good job kotaku! Someone used that kinect app to scan a picture into minecraft! This is the most important news!

jesus christ

jesus christ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol

lol

why

Why do you think this is "art" to anybody? Nobody ever bought Issac for the art, it's a bunch of goddamn poop and monsters. You never know what you're going to get out of the game. The entire game is randomized, from the rooms and bosses to the items. And since the items are pretty different, along with the combinations themselves, each time you're playing differently. One game you're playing with Technology 2 and Spider Bite for slow motion lasers, the next you're getting in close range for Mom's Knife. Put that it in with your own judgment, luck, and skill, and you've got Issac. And it's pretty damn fun. I paid only $2.50 for the base game months ago and it's one of the best purchases I've made all year.

OH GOD IT'S TERRIFYING UGHUGHJHGUGHJGUGH GOD I KNOW SOMEWHERE LORD CRUMP IS GETTING OFF TO THIS UGHHGUGHGUGHGHUGHGUGH

 

yeah I know :(

 

>ripping the publisher a new on on

Ubisoft stick it in most of their titles nowadays, kinda like Games For Windows Live.

Oh sweet mother*crag*ing christ.

Super Nintendo.

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No matter what I will make that game playable in real life.

this is retarded and doesnt make sense console sales wouldnt be of a great benefit to any company they'd all lose money what were they thinking

kotakuy idiots thinking over worked shitty fanboy ideas are news
I don't see whats so unusual about this

Well that's depressing

This is why we can't have nice things.

:I

oh my

I will never sleep again. :P