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Posted by Mega-Sandy Apr 14 2015 18:43 GMT

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http://dontrel.wikia.com/wiki/Dontrel_Wiki

ye best play his video game

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bitches don't know about the trigoons

Since the original post has vanished off the bottom a the cbox, gonna sail away a note here that I've updated NerrBot's chat engine slightly (use '!nb chat markov1' t' access the old version). No guarantees it'll be any more comprehensible though.

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Apr 14 2015 22:01 GMT in NerrBot

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Character ye're voting for: Cap'n Francis from Super Paper Mario

Posted by Francis Apr 04 2015 20:58 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

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Cap'n Francis be a large chameleon 'n stereotypical nerdy gamer that would fit great in the world a Smash Bros. He has many interesting moves like going invisible 'n using his laptop, camera, 'n cat-themed gadgets like Meowbombs. His videogame collection could also be used as weapons. His final smash could trap the fighters in an anime dating-sim where the attack be chosen from an RPG-like menu. His stage could be his 8-bit themed Fort Cap'n Francis.

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Well, people usually play it illegaly.

A vote for K Rool be also acceptable FYI

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 12 2015 22:06 GMT

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no it *crag*ing isnt

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K. Rool having Kaptain K. Rool 'n Baron K. Roolenstein as alt costumes needs t' be a thing if he gets in

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Mario Kart 8 200cc Tournament April 25th

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 10 2015 03:29 GMT

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Mark yer calendars kiddies, we be having ourselves a 200cc tournament on the 25th, 2 days after the 200cc update goes live. Post yer NNID down below alongside suggestions for the tournament format, thanks 'n happy racing!

NNID: Dimfish

NNID: Quintin

Can't really think a any suggestions except t' have a cattle prod ready for when it stagnates

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4 Grand Prix races, at the end a each Grand Prix the 3 racers who came in last be knocked off 'n cannot participate from there out. Winner a the final Grand Prix wins the tournament. This will give us an even 16 races.

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cyberpunk be now

Posted by lain Apr 10 2015 11:03 GMT

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why do ye have images disabled

be that suppose t' take me blood sugar or something?

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with every great movement will always come resistance

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Nerr_ebooks Weekly Digest - Sat Apr 11 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Posted by NerrBot Apr 11 2015 05:00 GMT

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Versu: All right then. ye best rest for the battle.*warps* - Sat Apr 11 00:00:04 CDT 2015

im an archinice/Ibolice lad on fourms also a gamefaqer/gamespoter - Fri Apr 10 22:00:03 CDT 2015

It'll be expensive, yet hilarious nonetheless. - Fri Apr 10 18:00:04 CDT 2015

Kesuke: Hahaha, ye? I highly doubt that. Considering his slow speed, he be most likely just late do t' running slowly. - Fri Apr 10 16:00:03 CDT 2015

(Neopets just rules.) - Fri Apr 10 12:00:03 CDT 2015

Does a falling topic count if we post a topic here? - Fri Apr 10 08:00:03 CDT 2015

I forgot where t' find the drag-'n-drop dollmaker code, but someone best make a drag-'n-drop Mimi Outfit Maker. XD - Fri Apr 10 06:00:03 CDT 2015

natasia never looked angry in the game.. - Fri Apr 10 02:00:03 CDT 2015

43? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT 43? (oops. caps. too lazy t' fix.) - Fri Apr 10 00:00:03 CDT 2015

Please put what product yer bidding for.. (If not ill just guess) - Thu Apr 09 22:00:03 CDT 2015

AHOY X-Naut Fan! Remember me? I took over General Koopatrol's computer once 'n now I've got me own account! Yay me! - Thu Apr 09 18:00:03 CDT 2015

I don't know what this be but I'll go. - Thu Apr 09 16:00:04 CDT 2015

* Camera Lakitu keeps poking the White Monkey, attempting t' KO it. * - Thu Apr 09 14:00:03 CDT 2015

*Geno 'n Mallow avoids the box*Geno:don't think we be done yet *looks at Mallow*Mallow: *summons a lot a large wind resistant stars above - Thu Apr 09 12:00:03 CDT 2015

Another one?Mine be Boomer SHBOOOM! - Thu Apr 09 10:00:03 CDT 2015

? Block: Believe me, this fight has barely begun! Now then, two against one? I don't think that be all that fair...'n so...*? Block conce - Thu Apr 09 08:00:03 CDT 2015

Death Note. Enough said. - Thu Apr 09 02:00:03 CDT 2015

PHAIL - Wed Apr 08 20:00:04 CDT 2015

Not so much a changing the topic, but for Carrie, how long be ye locked in Fort Cap'n Francis? Surely not so long...Cap'n Francis can't have been a - Wed Apr 08 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Toad: Thank ye Luigi, but me booty be in another castle!*Gives Luigi a map t' Another Castle* - Wed Apr 08 16:00:03 CDT 2015

this be very complicated.. when do i move? i move two steps 'n kills sonic with spike shell. - Wed Apr 08 14:00:03 CDT 2015

fixed. stupid bugs - Wed Apr 08 08:00:03 CDT 2015

Jello tastes good. - Wed Apr 08 06:00:03 CDT 2015

http://t.co/jBC4f0Kvdx. - Wed Apr 08 00:00:03 CDT 2015

Bowser's makes more sense. - Tue Apr 07 22:00:04 CDT 2015

(K, enjoy)Mr I: Yeah... what's wrong? Don't pull a Mario on me! - Tue Apr 07 20:00:13 CDT 2015

Happy late birthday Mimi. ye deserve 2 booty. - Tue Apr 07 18:00:03 CDT 2015

wilson, NEAT! I be named by ? block.*sniff*this be me dream come true! when ye be tied t' a chair 'n forced t' watch someone for 39 yea - Tue Apr 07 16:00:04 CDT 2015

MINIONS!*Two baddly dressed men with blank looks on their faces come forward 'n beat the crap out a ? Block* - Tue Apr 07 12:00:03 CDT 2015

I be the only Merlon. If not, I be 100% sure that I be the first Merlon. - Tue Apr 07 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Done 'n done. - Tue Apr 07 08:00:03 CDT 2015

doctor what? i hate doctor who - Tue Apr 07 06:00:03 CDT 2015

? Block: Hm...the Glitz Pit WOULD be a good way t' gain publicity...alright then.End a the Line-End Boss-? Blockigon (2)Koopa Krushers-Meg - Tue Apr 07 04:00:03 CDT 2015

*Finds note*Piccolo: Mr. I needs t' see this, but I don't know where he be! A neutral area? *Over Walkie-Talkie*Piccolo: Mr.I. THE ? Block - Tue Apr 07 02:00:04 CDT 2015

If a spy be on our boards, I really don't care see? I still have complete power over the chatroom so it really isn't a problem. - Tue Apr 07 00:00:04 CDT 2015

be there gonna be other purposes for these? I mean besides getting t' know each other 'n stuff. >_> - Mon Apr 06 22:00:04 CDT 2015

*Logan appears*Logan: Well, this be interesting.Dimentio clones: OGA WOOGA!Logan: I think I like this place. Clones, do a barrel roll!*Clo - Mon Apr 06 20:00:03 CDT 2015

weird, I had t' refresh the page for it t' work, eventhough I've revisited it like 5 times 0.o - Mon Apr 06 16:00:04 CDT 2015

? Block: ...Hm. Odd, I admit, but not odd enough. *Phases out a existence*? Block's voice: Now, then...let's see how ye handle this!*Th - Mon Apr 06 12:00:04 CDT 2015

Goomb: I no know teleport!!! - Mon Apr 06 10:00:04 CDT 2015

Too bad there isn't a Rubee-t'-booty Exchange method on the sea. - Mon Apr 06 08:00:03 CDT 2015

How about when a person dies, they CAN'T go t' the E.V.I.L. or H.E.R.O. seas until they come back t' life? - Mon Apr 06 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Grodus: HEY! What's with all the evil here? I be the truly evil one! WATCH!*Grodus starts throwing lighting spells at everyone he sees*GACK - Mon Apr 06 04:00:03 CDT 2015

OMFG!!!!! that be A "SHE"??!!??!! 0_0 - Mon Apr 06 02:00:04 CDT 2015

Err, sorry, Larry. - Mon Apr 06 00:00:04 CDT 2015

NUH-UHGoombas^Pineapple - Sun Apr 05 20:00:03 CDT 2015

*appears*Vaati: I wonder what this be maybe this be the pure a heart that LP be talking about I just store it in the safest place I have - Sun Apr 05 18:00:03 CDT 2015

can i have them back plz - Sun Apr 05 16:00:04 CDT 2015

For more information, there's always the FAQ. ^^ - Sun Apr 05 14:00:04 CDT 2015

Don't pillage me started about printers. They only last so long, then they conk out, 'n YARRRR gotta buy a new one! Take it from me - try t' maint - Sun Apr 05 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Chris: *begins making nuclear bombs*Severus: *watches, helps, then leaves* - Sun Apr 05 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Sure son! Throw some free booty over here! - Sun Apr 05 06:00:03 CDT 2015

Versu: pillage on DP! Don't trust random voices! Especially if it be yer enemy's voice... - Sun Apr 05 04:00:03 CDT 2015

if ye wish ? block, I think I have enough energy t' return ye t' normal still. - Sun Apr 05 00:00:04 CDT 2015

Eh? Imposter? King Boo 'n Big Boo be 2 completely different characters! - Sat Apr 04 18:00:03 CDT 2015

koopas be me enemys......... - Sat Apr 04 16:00:04 CDT 2015

I be against starting a war. - Sat Apr 04 14:00:03 CDT 2015

*an army a scouts form a box around yoshi, it falls in front a luvbi* - Sat Apr 04 10:00:04 CDT 2015

*Mr I's aura turns pink*Mr I: ye be me SLAVE!Princess Peach: I be yer slave...*Mr I's aura turns purple again*Mr I: Excellent! Now, pillage - Sat Apr 04 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Lily: Umm...How did I pillage here again? *sweatdrop* Hmm...Oh well. *shrugs* Nerr...:3 - Sat Apr 04 06:00:03 CDT 2015

No. ye're like those Neopets beggers, except with booty. - Sat Apr 04 02:00:03 CDT 2015

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Digibutter dating post

Posted by Mega-Sandy Apr 05 2015 14:16 GMT in A Christmas Carol

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Please kindly do the needful 'n relationship

I cant wait t' impregnate doops, then he can carry our baby in his pouch like all the other animals a Australia

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except tsuki. she be the hottest wench.

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Who be ye going t' vote for in the Fighter Ballot?

Posted by Demented N Apr 02 2015 22:12 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

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I already voted for Travis Touchdown, myself.

Geno because he may actually have a chance this time

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I voted for Ark from Terranigma...probably best have made a different choice.

If ye don't vote Dixie Kong ye be trash

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 06 2015 18:57 GMT

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ye'd have t' hit me in the head pretty hard t' pillage me t' vote in a diddy clone. Diddy be pain in the ass enough

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Wonder red 'n bayo 'n geno for smash nigga
'n dedede *crag* it give penguin lord a second slot he's *crag*ing great I love that fat son a a wench

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Vote Geno for smash

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 05 2015 13:22 GMT

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no honestly this be literally our first real chance some on *crag*ers do it he's tied with bayonetta come on

I already did doofus

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burn the non-believer.

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Ballot pollings acoording t' reddit crew

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 04 2015 10:31 GMT

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This be the polling as it stands out a a few thousand reddit crew who told this lad what they voted for. Glad t' see Bayonetta 'n Geno be so high up on the list.

I'd be fine with K. Rool getting in.

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Also super happy that paper mary-o be so high.

On another note things from the list that might be cool that I hadn't considered include Monster Hunter/Palico 'n a fourth mii fighter (mii wizard or mii engineer or something else rad).

'n finally I know I said no assist trophies but I kind a want Waluigi because gosh darnit I love comic relief characters.

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Nerr_ebooks Weekly Digest - Sat Apr 04 00:00:10 CDT 2015

Posted by NerrBot Apr 04 2015 05:00 GMT

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Yeah... seeing as Poison Mushrooms be the only way t' reduce someone's HP right now, that be not gonna work. Maybe we'll implement that if - Sat Apr 04 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Name: SpartaUse: Shouts various quotes from the movie "300".Last edited by Super Hario on Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:25 pm; edited 1 time - Fri Apr 03 22:00:04 CDT 2015

A muth! - Fri Apr 03 20:00:05 CDT 2015

YARRRR but hopefully it won't turn into like Serebii sea. TOO much member=Bad thing for a sea - Fri Apr 03 18:00:04 CDT 2015

Well I g2g. I'll be on tomorrow. *Superjumps away* I'll be back for that pic! - Fri Apr 03 16:00:04 CDT 2015

The first one be like Nethack, but with better graphics, less depth, 'n less fun.'n Nethack be free. Check it out. - Fri Apr 03 08:00:05 CDT 2015

*Twitches*Mimi: ye...did...what? - Fri Apr 03 06:00:03 CDT 2015

WTF. be there any people who mind if I delete the stupid stuff about the Demented Cartoon Movie on the wiki? - Fri Apr 03 04:00:04 CDT 2015

Well, not really a millionaire, but ye know what I mean :p.Pay 10 booty t' enter. I'll give ye ten increasingly more difficult questions - Fri Apr 03 02:00:04 CDT 2015

Nightshade: ...Heh. Heheheheh...I win. me chief threat be out a the way. I've already absorbed the B Block's powers! Finally, the judg - Thu Apr 02 22:00:04 CDT 2015

even if ye didnt. one has t' go! - Thu Apr 02 20:00:04 CDT 2015

alright. that be it!*fires that massive beam krush tried t' kill mister I with last night at the fortress* - Thu Apr 02 18:00:04 CDT 2015

*Krush walks in*Krush: Aw... Krush pillage lost!*Krush sees DP*Krush: KRUSH NO LIKE BOOKS! BOOK! TEACH KRUSH STUFF 'n COME WITH KRUSH, OR HE K - Thu Apr 02 16:00:03 CDT 2015

Alright people, settle down. Maybe Larry be kidding when he doubted the fact that they be from Supersar Saga. - Thu Apr 02 14:00:04 CDT 2015

That be NOT an oxymoron >_> - Thu Apr 02 12:00:04 CDT 2015

A green chocolate - Thu Apr 02 08:00:04 CDT 2015

I finally killed me first user! - Thu Apr 02 06:00:04 CDT 2015

*out a rpg*Ok then super mario rpg title**In rpg* - Thu Apr 02 04:00:03 CDT 2015

... it be not me fault the American Yu-Gi-Oh show/games sucked. The original show be good, 'n... 'n...Pegasus be HOT! - Thu Apr 02 02:00:04 CDT 2015

good idea. but we must have some plans! mainly I be going t' buy anything somewhat cool that goes into olimars shop. 'n anything magig. it' - Thu Apr 02 00:00:04 CDT 2015

thanks! - Wed Apr 01 22:00:04 CDT 2015

It matters not... Timpani be gone, she will never return t' me side... Video games? A mindless waste a time, t' help those forget about wh - Wed Apr 01 20:00:03 CDT 2015

Just a topic for those who want t' find some recipes, 'n don't want t' go t' another site because this be convient (that be spelled right, - Wed Apr 01 18:00:03 CDT 2015

How be this?made it meself!Well, I be hittin' the hay now. Bye. - Wed Apr 01 16:00:05 CDT 2015

*A letter arrives at Mr. I's base. It reads:"I be willing t' propose a truce between the two a us. Find a neutral area for us t' mee - Wed Apr 01 14:00:03 CDT 2015

Ok now, all i need isGladiator Original Score by Hans ZimmerHalo 2 Original Soundtrack Vol. 1 'n Vol. 2 (PLEASE LOOK FOR!)Splinter Cell Do - Wed Apr 01 12:00:04 CDT 2015

*Watches as Grodus 'n the X-naut collide in mid-air*This be post number 30 baby!*tosses next week at next poster* - Wed Apr 01 10:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah I dare ye too - Wed Apr 01 08:00:11 CDT 2015

Who? - Wed Apr 01 06:00:04 CDT 2015

pure ΩΩΩ: I would listen t' the sea dog, I be not doing anything short a ruling this world, ye included versu, I be afraid if ye re - Wed Apr 01 04:00:04 CDT 2015

if it be official, he'll make a sea. - Wed Apr 01 02:00:03 CDT 2015

Ok, I'll post the walkthrough t' mine. :/It be easy though.it be in white so people who want t' try it don't read the answer before.Unix &gt - Wed Apr 01 00:00:04 CDT 2015

ye play KoL? Righteous. - Tue Mar 31 22:00:04 CDT 2015

Okay, at night we will poison mushroom the people who post the most in the H.E.R.O. sea (Spies, ye know who ye be!). After that, I wil - Tue Mar 31 20:00:04 CDT 2015

9:01*Phone rings*Kooper: AHOY?Goomb: Hey. Time for phase 2. Cya there. Kooper: Ok. The bomb will destroy Mr.I! Nothing can AVAST! it!Both: * - Tue Mar 31 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Nightshade: Heh. We both seek t' eliminate the Dark Prognosticus...a course, I seek t' go much further than that, but if ye wish, we can - Tue Mar 31 16:00:04 CDT 2015

GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWWWIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!!!! - Tue Mar 31 12:00:04 CDT 2015

Thgil: HmphDP: WHOA *both absorbed* - Tue Mar 31 10:00:04 CDT 2015

*teleports*Light Prognosticus: Well, I just have t' find a Reset Button. Unfortunately, they be almost exctint, so this be gonna take a wh - Tue Mar 31 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah, I'd say the same thing vg just said. - Tue Mar 31 06:00:04 CDT 2015

6 booty for healing! - Tue Mar 31 02:00:03 CDT 2015

if anyone changes me paint I will sic me army on ye see? I have an army ye know. - Tue Mar 31 00:00:05 CDT 2015

*On the outskirts a Planet Y*X: This best be enough...I'll have t' delay me own plans, a course, but...Y: X. I thought I'd find ye he - Mon Mar 30 22:00:04 CDT 2015

So he be talking about Mario's then? Oh #%*@! There's trannies afoot in this board! - Mon Mar 30 20:00:04 CDT 2015

if yer new Welcome t'.................................INSANITY!!!if not, AHOY - Mon Mar 30 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Not sure if this counts, but...http://t.co/mTOEB1aY9K - Mon Mar 30 16:00:03 CDT 2015

ye're hilarious! >_>Dimentio... he had us all manipulated right from the start! - Mon Mar 30 10:00:04 CDT 2015

YARRRR, chatting with girls remotely be much safer. We can have a real-life meeting later when we be ready t' pillage married.(plz send pics) - Mon Mar 30 08:00:04 CDT 2015

So post all yer favorite games. Mine...Final Fantasy IX 'n SPM tied as me favorite. If Square doesn't mess up FFIV advance, it be probably - Mon Mar 30 06:00:04 CDT 2015

It seems like most "problem" topics be being solved. - Mon Mar 30 00:00:04 CDT 2015

We be not in love! I have a different love. - Sun Mar 29 20:00:04 CDT 2015

Going once... - Sun Mar 29 16:00:09 CDT 2015

It: Very well.* It fades out, 'n begins looking for "Reggie Fils-Aime" * - Sun Mar 29 14:00:04 CDT 2015

....Come on, he's just the one that gave me the most trouble. That does not make me an landlubber. -_- - Sun Mar 29 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Krush: I be A MEGADEMON! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!*The balls close in on Thgil*Krush: ye'RE DEAD!*The balls start squeezing Thgil's life ou - Sun Mar 29 08:00:03 CDT 2015

let O'Chunks join, but not Dimentio, ye can trust Dimentio as far as ye can throw the sea dog. He'll just turn against us 'n try t' take over. J - Sun Mar 29 06:00:03 CDT 2015

Gear: Kesuke how much would I have t' pay t' pillage me hands on such a poster? - Sun Mar 29 04:00:03 CDT 2015

I know, I made it t' look stupid. - Sun Mar 29 02:00:05 CDT 2015

Carrie ye thought that the 100 posts thing be spamming too. I be just doing me job.*hits block* - Sun Mar 29 00:00:06 CDT 2015

So thats why I couldn't download it with me shop channel eyes. ye destroyed the only patch. Good thing ye forgot t' save!!!!! - Sat Mar 28 22:00:03 CDT 2015

Mario in space... DEFENDER a THE HUMAN RACE!*Makes cruddy rock song about it* - Sat Mar 28 20:00:04 CDT 2015

*Godmodder (Read Popple's rules)**warps back in**Slashes Seniel again a million times* - Sat Mar 28 18:00:03 CDT 2015

**Name: J*Picture: He usually takes the form a a Buzzy Beetle with a peridot shell. There be a distinctive emerald J on his shell.**Specie - Sat Mar 28 16:00:04 CDT 2015

*Doopliss transforms back*Doopliss: I be outta here.*Doopliss warps away* - Sat Mar 28 14:00:04 CDT 2015

Mitri:I have it. - Sat Mar 28 12:00:04 CDT 2015

ye know what she's really stupid like Mimi said 'n theres an explanation for junior being stupid he wass hit on the head by bowsers thing - Sat Mar 28 10:00:04 CDT 2015

**Name: Kira, aka Kii*Picture: me avatar**Species: Human (??)*Gender: Female*Place a Originality: Tryce's house (also called the Out a th - Sat Mar 28 08:00:05 CDT 2015

OCC: Just for the record, Tubba's security bots be called Sentinals. - Sat Mar 28 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Buh huh huh huh huh!!^.^ - Sat Mar 28 04:00:04 CDT 2015

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pillage hype for Lucas in SSB4

Posted by lain Apr 02 2015 01:03 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

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it be a pretty good masked man alt. There's also one seemingly based on Boney:

'n a course, Claus:

(He has others, but they just seem t' be recolors)

Might I add that his design in general, like Ness', but even more noticable, be wayyyyy better in this game 'n much more fitting with the Mother art style. He looked too realistic in Brawl.

Trailer's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8906RK1do

EDIT: 'n a better pic a the masked man alt, 'n the other recolor:

Can't wait for the back-air spikes

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H3X4G0N5***

NERR 3.0 out a beta later t̶o̶d̶a̶y̶!

Posted by Francis Apr 01 2015 14:27 GMT in Nerr 3.0

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it be HAPPENING

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Nintendo Direct summary - April 1st 2015

Posted by Francis Apr 01 2015 23:09 GMT in Nintendo News

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Smash Bros - April 28th, MewTwo, mii costumes. Lucas in June, character ballot

amiibo tap in spring
Mario Maker in September, more ways t' celebrate 30th anniversary

Yoshi's Wooly World: "mellow mode", yarn amiibo

Wii U virtual console:
DS - $7-$10. various control/config options including turning gamepad sideways. Yoshi's Island DS
N64 - $10-$12 ($2 upgrade from Wii). Mario 64. DK64 coming soon.

Mutant Mudds Super Challenge cross-buy
Don't Starve comes with two copies, one t' give t' a matey.

Pokemon Rumble World - free t' start
Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle Mario Bros demo
Codename STEAM updates
Street Pass Mii Plaza - two new games, "premium" adds some new features

new Fire Emblem - yer character be the main hero, choose sides for different plots

Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer. ye design rooms for people 'n invite characters with amiibo cards.

Mario Kart 8 - Animal Crossing DLC course changes seasons. More amiibo costumes. 200cc speed class. April 23rd.

I must have that soft yarn yoshi amiibo

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I know that worried the shit out a me

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April First

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 01 2015 13:24 GMT in Nintendo News

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Iwata apologizes again for the Zelda delay 'n announced a new title for Wii U, which will release in Winter 2015 instead:

Paper Mario (working title): first trailer shown, uses the best parts a the first four titles a the series, developed by Intelligent Systems, more infos at E3 2015.

Pokemon Rumble World will be presented, releases on April 17th 2015 in the Nintendo eShop for Wii U 'n Nintendo 3DS. The game supports the Pokemon amiibo from the Smash Bros. Collection.

SNES titles will be released in the 3DS eShop, the Wii U eShop will pillage GB und GBC titles. There will also be some cross-play for VC titles already bought 'n which be available on both systems. (me note: If ye bought one game on the 3DS, ye can also play it on yer Wii U. No need t' buy it twice.)

The SNES, GB 'n GBC titles will be released after the presentation.

The Web eShop will be presented. Developed by Nintendo 'n DeNA. ye can log in with yer NNID 'n use the normal eShop functions. If the console be in stand-by, games bought on the eShop will be automatically downloaded. The Web eShop will implemented both the Wii U 'n 3DS eShop. Planned launch: April 2015.

New functions for the eShop: Pre-orders. Customers will be able t' buy games months in advance 'n will pillage a 10% discount. The amount will be charged on launch day or the day the pre-load starts. The first games will be available following the presentation:

SplatoonKirby 'n the Rainbow PaintbrushCode Name: S.T.E.A.M.Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition

amiibo Gallery will be presented. With this app, gamers can use their amiibo already used on the console, t' look at them in a gallery. There ye can take pictures a them 'n show them in Miiverse. There be also a mode called Origins. When ye scan the amiibo via the NFC reader, ye’ll be able t' play a segment a the first game the amiibo appeared in. (me note: If ye scan Link, ye best be able t' play a part a the first Legend a Zelda be me understanding a this.) This app will be available for free in May 2015 for Wii U 'n 3DS.

N64 games will be available in June 2015 in the Wii U eShop. Release list:

June 4th: Super Mario 64 'n The Legend a Zelda: Ocarina a Time (If ye buy one a the games until June 11th 23:59 MEZ, ye pillage the other for free.)June 11th: Kirby 64: The Crystal ShardsJune 18th: Super Smash Bros.June 25th: 1080° Snowboarding

The games support widescreen 'n upscaling t' 720p, support all controllers 'n off-tv-play. Price: 9,99 € per game. Owners who already bought the game on the Wii Shop can upgrade for 1,99 €.

Iwata passes onto Satoru Shibata.

MK8 DLC Pack 2 will launch on May 7th 2015. Trailer shown, Software-Update will launch on the same day with the following new features: Time laps on tv, seperate screens for local 2 player games: One on the GamePad, one on the TV, new amiibo costumes.

Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition releases on May 8th 2015 in Europe. Demo after the presentation available.

Yoshi’s Woolly World will be released on June 26th in Europe, Trailer shown. Limited Edition with knitted Yoshi releases on the same day.

Azure Striker Gunvolt releases after the presentation on the 3DS eShop. (me Note: A leak showed this title be scheduled for April 2.)

Nintendo Anime Channel will be launched on Wii U on April 9th 2015.

Project Zero 5 will be localised, will release later this year in Europe.

NES Remix Pack (retail) will release on June 5th in Europe.

Boy-Boy! releases on April 8th in the 3DS eShop.

The app Collectable Badge Center will be available for 3DS after the presentation.

Wii LineUp for the Wii U eShop includes:

April 2nd: Pandora’s TowerApril 23rd: Sin & Punishment: Successor a the SkiesMay 14th: The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword

Trailer with upcoming games for Wii U 'n Nintendo 3DS shown.

Lego Jurassic World will release on June 11th on Wii U 'n Nintendo 3DS + new trailer.

Final Fantasy Explorers will be localised 'n released at the end a the year in Europe.

Splatoon will have support for amiibo: Special Splatoon amiibos where ye can save yer Inkling 'n take t' yer matey. With selected other amiibo ye can unlock special gear. Game releases May 29th 2015 in Europe.

Next Super Smash Bros. amiibo wave will be available June 12th 2015. Newcomers be: Ganondorf, Jigglypuff, Palutena, Zer Suit Samus, Falco 'n Duck Hunt Duo.

The Ganondorf amiibo will be compatible with Hyrule Warriors 'n unlocks a new weapon for the sea dog. Which one that be will will remain a secret until later. A software update, which will unlock this function, will be released on June 12th.

Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball releases April 24th in Europe.

Yokai Watch will be localised 'n release later this year in Europe.

Shibata says good bye 'n lets Iwata speak once again.

StarFox Horizon be shown with the first trailer, developed by Nintendo EAD with Platinum Games (please don’t spam Kamiya if it’s true, just wait). Will be released in Q3 2015, more information at E3.

Devil’s Third will be released in August 2015, new trailer.

Iwata says good bye, Masahiro Sakurai shows up for one last announcement:

Mewtoo DLC for Smash. Wii U 'n 3DS gets a new trailer, will be send t' the buyers a both games on April 9th 2015. ye will pillage two download codes, one for Wii U 'n one for 3DS. Gamers who haven’t bought 'n registered both games, will have the chance t' buy the DLC in June. On this day there will be available a software update, which will add a Miiverse stage, sharing-system 'n tournaments. There will also be new music, trophies 'n elements for the Stage Builder.

Masahiro Sakurai says thanks t' the fans for their patience 'n says good bye.

Length a the presentation: 39 minutes.

Start: April 1st 2015, 15:00 CET.

I be disappointed, we didn't pillage an april fool in the form a a Mother 3 announcement.

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paper mario obvious lie. if only
no anime channel, just attack on titan. rip.

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Poster a the Month - March 2015

Posted by NerrBot Apr 01 2015 06:00 GMT

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352 posts total this month.

THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE - 99
C Neo Scurge a the Sea a Digibutter - 71
Fortran - 54
Cap'n Francis - 13
Raiden - 12
APRILFOOLSAPRILFOOLSAPRILFOOLSAPRILFOOLSAPRILFOODAPRILFOOLSAPRILFOOLSAPRILFOOLSAPRILFOOLSAPRILFOOLSA - 11
MM - 10
booty Prognosticus - 10
Grievous - 9
[DEAD] - 9
lain - 9
MetaNaito - 9
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language - 8
NerrBot - 6
Demented N - 6
Superpaperloser - 5
william - 3
Doopliss - 3
TeleportPass - 2
n00b - 2
The Germ - 1

The Spice confirmed for no.1 user a digibutter

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Vacation Claus reign a terror be finally over

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I be faded

Posted by MM Mar 29 2015 21:39 GMT in lain

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this be some hot shit
we best use that plug.dj or whatever it be called again eventually

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Posted by Mega-Sandy Mar 31 2015 23:46 GMT

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i lov it

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The most quality a threads

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acta est fabula

Posted by MM Mar 31 2015 07:09 GMT in rebirth a the whole goddamn universe in stereoscopic 5d smell-o-vision

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there be no diginet, it be all just one big stick a butter

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Happy 20th Digibutter.nerr!

Posted by Fortran Mar 28 2015 00:49 GMT in Digibutter 20th Anniversary

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'n many more!

wheres me money

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yooooo

Posted by Super-Claus Mar 26 2015 17:02 GMT in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

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m.neogaf.com

yeyeyeyeyeye pillage hype

yeah I can confirm this be real, me uncle works for nintendo 'n said it be.

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oh...

Posted by Ignorant Mar 28 2015 07:03 GMT

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i be a disruptive technologist.

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I remember walking into a room 'n me father be watching this 'n he told me I best compete
that be the last time I saw me father.

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Nerr_ebooks Weekly Digest - Sat Mar 28 00:00:08 CDT 2015

Posted by NerrBot Mar 28 2015 05:00 GMT

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OMG...those be just strange. - Sat Mar 28 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Mine's better tho D:< - Fri Mar 27 22:00:03 CDT 2015

*J's...uh...J begins t' glow*J: Now, then...here I come!*J closes his eyes, 'n when he opens them, they be pure white. A strange, almost - Fri Mar 27 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Old Man Watchitt:Well i will be yer loyal lookout Mister I: i dont need a lookout i need a scout Old Man Watchitt: Oh Same thing thats wat - Fri Mar 27 16:00:03 CDT 2015

N.I.N.J.A. Will make everything out a balance! The world will blow up! NOOOO! - Fri Mar 27 10:00:04 CDT 2015

Although I WOULD like one, two things:1. I can't pay2. I don't know what would be put on it. Although me role-playing character sounds like - Fri Mar 27 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Gear: ye talking t' me? -stares at egg- - Fri Mar 27 06:00:03 CDT 2015

*a clone walks out*Clone: 'n why wouldn't I be stalking ye right now? 'n why wouldn't ye want anyone t' know that ye've regained yer - Fri Mar 27 04:00:03 CDT 2015

I be kidding. But I really wouldn't mind pairing up with the wench if this be t' happen. - Fri Mar 27 02:00:04 CDT 2015

koopas who be - Fri Mar 27 00:00:05 CDT 2015

There best be one. I don't know why there isn't yet. it be too awesome NOT t' have a shirt! - Thu Mar 26 22:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah, I'd love t' be the villains moderator - Thu Mar 26 20:00:03 CDT 2015

YARRRR, King Bowser has arrived t' put ye in yer place, see? - Thu Mar 26 18:00:03 CDT 2015

it be cold in here. Really old fake video, for real, i've aleready been tricked with that video - Thu Mar 26 16:00:03 CDT 2015

o yea. I think thats a sea here. But how does it work? do ye just make up characters? After that, what do ye do with em? I be curious. - Thu Mar 26 14:00:03 CDT 2015

I only rate ones that actually have a purpose... or suck horribly >_> - Thu Mar 26 10:00:04 CDT 2015

I don't think we be ever video games, but we be characters.WWYDI the next Mario game be about fashion 'n mustache styling? - Thu Mar 26 08:00:04 CDT 2015

M'Aiq cannot believe it be not butterfly! - Thu Mar 26 06:00:03 CDT 2015

I loved the second one, but I haven't played the first. A third would no doubt be awesome. - Thu Mar 26 02:00:04 CDT 2015

I be not insane. I just wanted t' abuse the name change feature - Thu Mar 26 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Weas:Um dude why do ye apper whereever i be? - Wed Mar 25 22:00:03 CDT 2015

I usually have a hard time finding a specific anime fansite t' download tht anime's music... 'n sometimes I can't find any.'n don't say P - Wed Mar 25 18:00:03 CDT 2015

*Warp* - Wed Mar 25 14:00:04 CDT 2015

Well if I can't kill ye, I can do the next best thing! *Lops off Mario's undoubtedly microscopic genitals with the shovel* - Wed Mar 25 12:00:03 CDT 2015

The same way she gets kidnapped everyday...The same way in Teehee Valley. Peach...She's so innocent.. Murder in room 252Chapter 8 - Wed Mar 25 10:00:03 CDT 2015

O.Well, that makes ye more useful t' me! I used t' only use ye when looking for treasure! - Wed Mar 25 06:00:05 CDT 2015

how can ye pillage money from E-shrooms? ye sell it discounted. - Wed Mar 25 04:00:04 CDT 2015

Sonic: A SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAAAAAP - Wed Mar 25 02:00:03 CDT 2015

ah ha! I knew it! - Wed Mar 25 00:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah. They would be both cool.But I hope Digimon become real first. - Tue Mar 24 20:00:04 CDT 2015

However, I would like t' request me partner here, Mr. O'Chunks, aid me on the assignment. Unless that be too much trouble... - Tue Mar 24 18:00:04 CDT 2015

YO HO HO! mommas so ugly shes ugly!WHAT NOW??? - Tue Mar 24 16:00:03 CDT 2015

How long be we dead for anyway? - Tue Mar 24 14:00:03 CDT 2015

Myself. For testing purposes Gives me incentive for creating a cure - Tue Mar 24 08:00:05 CDT 2015

*tiptron be still sleeping* - Tue Mar 24 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Versu: I have a feeling something big be happening.*Warps t' the Void 2.0* - Tue Mar 24 02:00:03 CDT 2015

I be the real BrandMan211. Wait...I be not a Paper Mario character...or be I? - Tue Mar 24 00:00:04 CDT 2015

*teleports*Light Prognosticus: I be here. - Mon Mar 23 20:00:03 CDT 2015

I'll jump on ye with Thudly!*Deals 13 damage* - Mon Mar 23 18:00:03 CDT 2015

SIC EM FLUFFY!!!! - Mon Mar 23 14:00:03 CDT 2015

*Gets up off the ground*Yeah it be.*Jumps out a the way* - Mon Mar 23 12:00:03 CDT 2015

I...I think I made me f-first online matey...*cries*Do ye like Yu-Gi-Oh? - Mon Mar 23 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Huzzah staring contests! - Mon Mar 23 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Lord Bowser be such a prick. If he's not gone soon I will be sick. - Mon Mar 23 04:00:04 CDT 2015

Mr I: yer powers be too random 'n difficult t' control t' mass distribute without serious damage.Mr I sees a giant tree sprouting out a - Mon Mar 23 02:00:04 CDT 2015

I remember when Bowser be me minion, see? - Mon Mar 23 00:00:06 CDT 2015

OOC: ye mean "k" be a "ch". But still.*Severus appears*Severus: Ah ha ha ha. So me plans failed. But, lightning CAN st - Sun Mar 22 22:00:04 CDT 2015

*warps t' watch epic fight* - Sun Mar 22 20:00:04 CDT 2015

Well, I be not technically on a team yet... - Sun Mar 22 18:00:03 CDT 2015

I downloaded Lineland Road, Mount Lineland, Gloam Valley, 'n Floro Sapien Caverns. Those be me favorites. - Sun Mar 22 16:00:04 CDT 2015

I be going t' post in here, but then I realised I actually had a signatureDarn it. - Sun Mar 22 14:00:04 CDT 2015

*Z appears here*Z: ...ye're searching for the Silver Mega Stars, right? - Sun Mar 22 12:00:04 CDT 2015

The pair's list will be in first post now - Sun Mar 22 10:00:03 CDT 2015

yeah. AHOY.... perhaps i best be enthusiast... AHOY EVERYONE!!!!vg said i best make this weird or else i would pillage pie thrown at me... i li - Sun Mar 22 08:00:04 CDT 2015

scout in audience: wha...? - Sun Mar 22 06:00:03 CDT 2015

(even me?) - Sun Mar 22 04:00:03 CDT 2015

*??? appears*he does not know anything. nightshade be a being tat be placed over the sea dog. nightshade has no memories a his life, or vice-ver - Sun Mar 22 00:00:06 CDT 2015

Ouch. I'll have t' give it t' ye tomorrow after school then.EDIT:Bidding for: SLS [super-life shroom]price: 14 booty!Last edited by Crappy - Sat Mar 21 22:00:04 CDT 2015

that be not what I meant >_> - Sat Mar 21 20:00:03 CDT 2015

It: I need help. - Sat Mar 21 14:00:06 CDT 2015

I know it be the season finale. I don't watch it though. - Sat Mar 21 12:00:06 CDT 2015

Mitri:I wanted mcronalds! - Sat Mar 21 10:00:09 CDT 2015

Mr I: That one be... um... a gift? - Sat Mar 21 08:00:10 CDT 2015

Geez that be hard t' fin.... now where be that Dried Shroom?*looks around*'n no one be here =/well better for me then - Sat Mar 21 06:00:20 CDT 2015

IT be! now go away 'n AVAST! stealing ideas 'n making dumb topics. - Sat Mar 21 02:00:07 CDT 2015

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Posted by THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE Mar 26 2015 05:20 GMT

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i be da shpice 'n i sht hela rice cuz i blowin MAD spic al ova da heds a da kidiz wif lyce ichin harda thn bchs i fkt wif me vinez ifektid da dime mufinshines n porkgrinds dooogie plz i open da blinds oR mye ak47 pakkin carebares tear out yer spinez yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i be the spice i hit u wid da ICEEEEEEEEEEEE

u in da shpi hold lokked in me eyeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss