Imperial Wizard of Digibutter

Shadoo is only telling half the story...I am infact a being from outside of the realms of this universe's creation. Infact I no longer can remember the universe of my actual origin. And I did infact strike francis down, indirectly through those inhabitants of the state of West Virginia. But what he had refused to tell you is why I did all of this. For in actuality Shadoo is a being parallel to myself. He too acends from before the time that now never was. Several years ao at the equinox when Shadoo first took root in Digibutter.nerr, he cast a curse on Francis that would eventually grow to envelope his entire conciousness. Once this had fully taken effect Francis would make his way north, travel back in time to December 25 1990, and covertly assassinate Tim Berners-Lee. This action would change the face of history and the very foundations upon which the internet was built. I could not allow this to happen, and thus I had to strike down francis. I intended to simply make a cybernetic copy of him without the curse inside of him, but Shadoo caught wind of this, and soon took the mind of the new Francis. His reason for all the endevors he is now going through to prevent you from joining is becuase your usership is the source of his very weakness. Individuality of spirit and ideas are the very thing that can kill shadoo, which is why he despises everything. If he loses his source of power in Digibutter, he has lost his very roots. And like a tree torn from the ground, him and his evil exploits will come crashing down to a halt. Help me in my quest to prevent his evil scheme of destroying the immesive flow of free ideas and will created by the internet! Help me deafet Shadoo the Deceiver!

Shadoo the deciver has attempted to twist your minds once again, for a terrifying fact has gone un-noticed among the residents here at digibutter. Approxiamtley one year ago Francis left to go hiking through the entirety of the Appalachian mountains. He never actually returned. He was mauled by some hicks out in west virginia on his way through the platue and die on that very day. The user that now operates under the name francis is none other than a robot created by shadoo! Do not believe his lies!  That faker simply wishes to turn your minds unto that of the unwelcome! And his simple magic is nothing compared to my ture imperial wizardry!

Welcome one and all, don't pay attention to shadoo he just hates everything. Don't shit all over the boards the way we do and we'll get along just fine. This is the real Imperial Wizard of Digibutter speaking, not that faker shadoo.

No but stay out of our forum if you are going to RP, we already did this "herp derp mawioooo" shit a while back and we have no need to do it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWEyJjNX4gA

Oh well the joke may be corny but the funniest bit was the comatose faces of the republicans.

WHAT DO

http://triniate.com/

too bad it doesn't have music but hey, beggers can't be choosers

So every time I go to the urnial in a public bathroom my giant penis hangs out and embaresses all the other women in the bathroom

help

WANT

this is a real thing now in the Louvre by the way

Everyone loves spankin' shanklin'!

The last thing you remeber is being at the valve conference at e3 2012...

What will you do?

My platform consists of:

-- State funded drug cartels

-- Total removal of all articles by IGN, joystiq, Kotaku, and or other sell out review sites

-- creating a digibutter app for android and apple smartphones, but not blackberry becuase they suck

My experience consists of:

-- Being Adimn of several shitty minecraft servers

-- One of the founding fathers of the original Diginet Army which only like 6 people were part of but w/e

-- Starting a mario Kart 7 group

-- Long term experience of chasing people away from sites, including veterans

http://www.vbschools.com/administration/Lowdown/2013.asp

for those of you to lazy to read, my school system donated $41 million to some animal shelter and a rec center and now its out of money so it has to make some major budget cuts. This include pay reduction for teahers, getting rid of security gaurds in middle and high schools (sound like a good idea, not like angry hormone fulled teenagers would hurt eachother or anything), firing un-nessecary teachers and coaches along with their programs (My ighschools varsity sports teams are already gone and one of the most popular coaches in the school just got fired), and removal of transportation services to academies and gifted programs, along with all out of zone students.

Removal of transportation services to academies...

I go to the technology academy, ten miles from my home.

No one in my family can drive me, and sure I have a license but I don't have a car to drive myself, and the school is now refusing to bus me there.

Meanwhile they just bought a promethean board for every single classroom in every single school in virginia beach.

Along with Ipads for all the teachers.

Why...

Why...

Why...

HOW THE *CRAG* AM I SUSPOSED TO GET TO SCHOOL?! And I refuse to go back to that shitty gang-ridden highschool that I am zoned for, especially if they are cutting back on security gaurds, I will get *crag*ing stabbed or some shit in there.

Looks tight as *crag*

good thing it'll never get passed

Taken with 3DS camera becuase thats all I had at the moment

think they'll *crag* it up or do shit right. I'm hoping they don't just copy paste xbla.