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What Was Your First Game?

REAL PENIS

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 28 2010 05:00 GMT in Gaming News

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Sam & Max, Team Fortress 2, Penny Arcade and Strong Bad, Together At Last

#tellusdammit Oh, hello there! Would you like to talk? Let's talk. It's Friday. Time for Tell Us Dammit. More »

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

Yoshi's Island

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HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED!

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 28 2010 05:10 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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#clips Telltale, the team behind the new Sam & Max and Monkey Island series, have a new game on the way. One that's teasing a crossover of epic proportions. More »

Too bad it's likely just going to be a sequel/spin-off to Telltale's poker game

You Thought You'd Never See Pokemon's Ash And Pikachu Again?

aww gay it looks like they're holding cards

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 27 2010 10:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#clips Ha! Ha Ha! You were wrong! The duo will be appearing in the upcoming anime, Pokemon: Best Wishes! More »

DAT EYES

Hunted: The Demon's Forge: I've Seen This Before

google translator then.

also Vid Isshu is obviously Manhatten.

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 27 2010 18:30 GMT in Hunted: The Demon's Forge

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#gamescom2010 You may want me as a coop partner in Hunted: The Demon's Forge, because on day one, I'll be very familiar with the dungeon crawler's cooperative combat and puzzle solving. More »

Zynga Sued Over Mafia Wars Name

UGH KOTAKU WHY YOU SO GONINTENDO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M A FAG

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 25 2010 21:30 GMT in Mafia Wars

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courthousenews.com

#lawsuit Popular Facebook game Mafia Wars comes under fire today as creator Zynga is sued for trademark violation by Digital Chocolate, the creator of the Mafia Wars mobile phone game series. More »

dog i remember playing this shit on myspace like 2 or 3 years ago. it was really shitty and i never had enough money to buy anything because people would attack me or the bank took my money, in the end i lost everything.

There's A Little Worms In Team Fortress 2

now i play farmville

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 25 2010 11:30 GMT in Worms Reloaded

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#screengrab To celebrate the launch of Worms Reloaded, Valve will be handing out the game's trademark Holy Hand Grenades to anyone buying the game on Steam. Sadly, they're just for show. More »

OH MY GOD GUYS NEW HATS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Girls, You Look Different

Oh joy... Another hat which will possibly never be used....

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 23 2010 11:00 GMT in Gaming News

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siliconera.com

#pokemon The next generation of Pokemon, Pokemon: Black and White, is wall-to-wall with new Pocket Monsters. That isn't it, though. More »

oh god

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Does the protagonist grow up in New Egg.

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Atlus Is Making Catherine As Suggestive As Possible

Posted by Kotaku Aug 24 2010 13:00 GMT in Catherine

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#persona Catherine is the upcoming PS3 and Xbox 360 game from Japanese developer Atlus. It is a spin-off of the Persona series of role-playing games. An adult one. More »

im going to improve my japanese and order this one :)

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more like FATLUS

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Props To This Fallout 3 Prop

Posted by Kotaku Aug 24 2010 02:30 GMT in Fallout 3

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boingboing.net

#screengrab A3-21 Plasma Rifle from Fallout 3, assembled by Ryan Palser and painted by his wife, Dena. Loads more images on his Flickr account. Seen via Boing Boing. More »

Nintendo's Live-Action Metroid Ad Is A Slow, Sexy Treat

I have to say: this is *crag*ing awesome.

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 04:00 GMT in Metroid: Other M

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There's A Few More Than 1-UP In This One

#metroid Looks like somebody at Nintendo HQ has been looking at the way Halo is marketed and thought, yes, that'll work for Metroid, too. More »

Why is Nintendo so intent on changing Samus from a badass space bounty hunter/adventurer to some sort of hooker seriously

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awful. also watch as this game is even more unfaithful to traditional metroid than the prime games

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 08:30 GMT in Gaming News

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gonintendo.com

#screengrab This is supposed to be a Mario from every game he's ever been in, but predictably, there are a few missing. Can you name them? By kaycircle, as seen on Go Nintendo. More »

Kotaku begins reporting on GoNintendo.

Next step: GoNintendo begins reporting on Kotaku. And the circle of life continues.

Street Fighter Creator Shows Off His Worst Best Idea, Hasselhoff Vs. Hasselhoff

oh shit

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 19 2010 13:48 GMT in Street Fighter x Tekken

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Gender-Bending Game Characters: The Revenge

#screengrab Could the star of Knight Rider pummel the star of Baywatch? Just imagine, David Hasselhoff vs. himself, Hoff vs. Hoff. As shown by Street Fighter producer Yoshinori Ono at today's Street Fighter X Tekken event in Germany (He was kidding — hopefully!). More »

See Tails Doll, Kotaku isn't all bad; every now and then we get articles like these that we probably wouldn't see anywhere else
I'd TOTALLY buy a fighting game about the Hoff

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 20 2010 00:30 GMT in Gaming News

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examiner.com

#art In his last role-reversal gallery, artist David Stonecipher largely interpreted female video game roles as if they were portrayed by male characters. He's followed that up with a gallery of famous male characters, as portrayed by the fairer sex. More »

I thought Sonica was bad, but then I saw this

my childhood has been defiled

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There already was a female Earthworm Jim in one of the games, and she didn't look half as shitty as the one you posted. Only Kotaku would make a post on this guy's bullshit.

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The Gold Card

Posted by Kotaku Aug 19 2010 02:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#howisthisnews Today I got a new credit card. It's actually the same credit card I've had for 14 years. But now it's called the "Chase Freedom" card, which sounds like some piece of shit good only at your participating Family Dollar. More »

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

Twenty-Four Years Of Metroid History, Narrated By Samus Aran

what's funny is that kotaku and gonintendo pretty much make up most of the news posts

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 19 2010 02:00 GMT in Metroid: Other M

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Wii Getting Tablet Peripheral

#metroid Team Ninja's upcoming Metroid: Other M is heavy on story. But what if you haven't paid attention in past Metroid games? How the hell will you know what's going on? Allow Metroid's heroine Samus Aran to explain. More »

That was amazing. I do belive that just made me splooge.

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Her tone was flat but hearing samus recap the entire metroid series is pretty awesome.

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 17 2010 11:45 GMT in Gaming News

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How Many Games Can You Identify In A Pinch?

#nintendo And it's not from Nintendo, but game publisher THQ. More »

MARIO PAINT 2

nvm

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ILP, I'm sure you and I can't draw for shit, especially on the wii remote. IF this is a mario paint 2, then *crag* yeah.

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 13 2010 11:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#hotflashes You may think you know a lot of video games. You may even think you could name hundreds of them from a single screenshot. Time to put that knowledge to the test! More »

3800

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90000000000

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Movie Review: You're Gonna Get It

Posted by Kotaku Aug 13 2010 06:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#review Scott Pilgrim, a rock and roll hero in his own mind, meets the girl of his dreams, Ramona Flowers. To win her, Scott must use a skill set one can only learn from video games and comic books to succeed. More »

oh my god i want to see this :ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Team Fortress 2 Updates Soldier On With New Modes, New Weapons Next Month*

HOLY *CRAG*ING TITS THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME
Seriously, it's hilarious. Y'all best be goin' to see that shit.

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 11 2010 19:30 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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pcgamer.com

#valve Now that every Team Fortress 2 class has received his (or her) class updates, where does developer Valve go from here? Onward and upward, with at least one new substantial update, due soon(ish). More »

SKREE

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yes

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The PlayStation 3 Launches In Incredibly Expensive Brazil

Posted by Kotaku Aug 11 2010 17:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#sony Nine months after the official launch of the PlayStation 2 in Brazil, Sony brings the high-definition magic of the PlayStation 3 to the South American country, with a launch price of roughly $1130, $500 less than originally planned. More »

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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fivehundredandninetynineusdollars

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New Fallout Game Stars Hellboy, Felicia Day And Wayne Newton

Posted by Kotaku Aug 10 2010 11:30 GMT in Fallout: New Vegas

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usatoday.com

#fallout With the next Fallout game being set in Sin City, it's only natural the game would star the vocal talents or Mr. Las Vegas, Wayne Newton. More »

fuckyeahalbuquerque.tumblr.com

who cares i just want it

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Scary Pokemon Sculptures

Posted by Kotaku Aug 06 2010 09:00 GMT in Gaming News

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gonintendo.com

#gameface As seen on GoNintendo. More »

god dammit kotaku

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Or you could just stop posting in shitty news articles.

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A Peach Of A Tramp Stamp

Posted by Kotaku Aug 08 2010 20:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#screengrab As seen on *crag*YeahAlbuquerque's tumblr, via Hawtness. And thanks for the porn, Thorax! More »

Hot.

Mom Busted, Accused Of Luring Teens With Xbox-For-Sex

Nice repost Kotaku

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 08 2010 19:00 GMT in Gaming News

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hotbloodedgaming.com

#crime A married mom of three discovered the surest way into a 15-year-old's pants is with video games. After lavishing two teens with consoles and gifts and getting sex over two years, Stacy's mom now has it going on behind bars. More »

Monday Night Combat: The Game So Nice They Certified It Twice

badass

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 08 2010 18:00 GMT in Monday Night Combat

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#xbla Insiders noted that Monday Night Combat had yet to send out review codes, giving rise to bad-news theories about the game's release. All that's going on, says Uber Entertainment, is some post-release support pre-release. More »

Buenos Días, Seis Noble ...

no hats, no buy ;(

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 07 2010 19:00 GMT in Gaming News

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cheapassgamer.com

#screengrab Alleged marketing kit shipped by GameStop to one of its stores. As seen by Cheap Ass Gamer user Daddy Bojangles on Wednesday. Thanks to joeychainsaw for the tip. More »

Your Favorite Game Character Name Is...?

THIS IS AMERICA, DAMMIT

SPEAK AMERICAN

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 07 2010 05:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#tellusdammit Friday? Yes. Friday. F-r-i-d-a-y. Time for Tell Us Dammit. Here we go! More »

Funky Kong
I would name my son Funky Kong