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Posted by Joystiq Feb 18 2014 23:00 GMT in Guacamelee
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There's a very tempting collection on sale over at Humble Bundle right now. Humble Indie Bundle 11 tosses together four indie treasures: Guacamelee, Dust: An Elysian Tail, Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams and The Swapper. Pay more than the average and you'll also get Antichamber and Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine.

Guacamelee is Drinkbox Studios' lucha libre-inspired action platformer, while Dust: An Elysian Tail is Dean Dodrill's beautifully-animated action role-playing game. Giana Sisters, from Black Forest Games, is a difficult 2D platformer, The Swapper is a lauded puzzle game built around a cloning device, Antichamber is a psychological first-person exploration game and Monaco is all about pulling off heists with up to three other buddies.

This bundle will be live for the next two weeks, and the Humble Bundle folks assure us new games will be added before the sale period ends. In order to secure those additional games, you'll need to pay beyond the average - which is hovering around $4 as of right now. [Image: Drinkbox Studios]
Francis
Both Dust and Guacamelee are platfomer-RPGs so they remind me of betalands (but with more fighting, and I think Dust was created by a deviant art furry)
Posted by Lord Crump May 09 2013 04:36 GMT
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Grievous
Drink more
FireYoshi

Go on DeviantART and try 'n date some chicks. 


Posted by Fortran Feb 18 2014 05:07 GMT
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Fortran and Nerr 1.5 were out for a highly illegal and immoral Valentine's walk through the fire and the flames. As they went, Nerr 1.5 rested his hand on Fortran's phallic-shaped philosopher's stone. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so octagonal, Fortran was filled with oppressive dread.

"Do you suppose it's SSL-encrypted here?" he asked while on the toilet.

"You transsexual silly," Nerr 1.5 said, tickling Fortran with his the deed to Australia. "It's completely probably illegal."

Just then, an obtuse Nerr 3.0 leapt out from behind a entire DVD boxset of Seinfeld minus the last season and obliterated at an atomic level Nerr 1.5 in the Donkey Kong. "Aaargh!" Nerr 1.5 screamed. 

Things looked broken and leathal. But Fortran, although he was probably glitched but it's still working somehow, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a crippled dingo and, like Count Orlok making love to a pillow of Hatsune Miku by a candle-lit lake on the shore of a moonlit night, beat the Nerr 3.0 in order to further their studies in the arcane art of guessing the length and girth of John Madden's penis until it ran off. "That will teach you to obliterate innocent people."

Then he clasped Nerr 1.5 close. Nerr 1.5 was bleeding using cheats. "My darling," Fortran said, and pressed his lips to Nerr 1.5's entire body.

"I love you," Nerr 1.5 said with great hassle and discomfort, and expired in Fortran's arms.

Fortran never loved again.

Super-Claus
I keep forgetting about that generator

Posted by Kotaku Feb 18 2014 16:00 GMT in Steins;Gate
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Yesterday, we showed some cute/sexy Nintendo toys from Good Smile. They do other stuff, too, like figures and statues for Attack on Titan, Steins;Gate and Bayonetta. A giant Bayonetta. Almost as big as a Titan. Go on; take a look.Read more...
MM
wut
Gold Prognosticus
I reckon somebody didn't think that title through before they posted this article (it would seem they've already changed it on the site itself).

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Feb 17 2014 22:23 GMT
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Let's see if this works...
Gold Prognosticus
Guess not.
Gold Prognosticus
This on the other hand, works perfectly.

Posted by Fortran Feb 17 2014 19:47 GMT in Feedback
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have it ignore the censor bypass option too

Fortran
this is important
Posted by Lord Crump Feb 16 2014 21:17 GMT
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Super-Claus
how much are you willing to pay me to botch your javascript code with my sloppy programming style
Posted by Super Mario man Nov 11 2013 16:12 GMT
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Ignorant
was it excruciatingly painful?
Super Mario man
Vacation claus I do not do that
Posted by Flint Cragley Feb 11 2014 22:16 GMT
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Ignorant
-100 rp points.
Ignorant
+100 rp points

Posted by Fortran Feb 13 2014 03:24 GMT in Introductions
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Fortran
Notice that this isn't porn so it's completely allowed.
Ignorant
monday is doomsday

Posted by Flint Cragley Feb 14 2014 17:07 GMT
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Russia is having 65 degree farenhight snowboard compititions, well we are having a hella ig storm in Maine, TWO FEET OF SNOW PEOPLE!

MM
DON YOUR BABUSHKAS EVERYONE! WINTER IS COMING! WE MUST WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! SWAIG HAIL! #nintendodirect #obamacare
Flint Cragley
ММ, правда. Я не русский, так. Я использую Google Translate.

Posted by Doopliss Feb 13 2014 22:51 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GET A LIVELY FISTING

Doopliss

OH MY GOD SAKURAI WHAT THE *CRAG*

JacobDaGun
Sorry, I never played PunchOut

Posted by Kotaku Feb 13 2014 17:00 GMT in Gaming News
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364 days ago, Nintendo made the most important proclamation of the 21st century, declaring a year of peace and prosperity. A year of hope. A year of Luigi.Read more...
Francis
Nintendo Direct today... HYPE
Francis
I don't think he mentioned the Year of Luigi. Just Super Luigi Bros (a mirrored SMB) in NES Remix 2

Posted by Doopliss Sep 12 2013 15:06 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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SHE CAN TAKE OFF HER CROWN AND BEAT PEOPLE WITH IT HOLY SHIT

Fortran
K. Rool did it better
JacobDaGun
Peach is really mean if you use her correctly. I could hold my own pretty well with her, but I usually used Mario, Game & Watch, Luigi, Ness, or Lucario.
Granted her Final Smash sucks, but hopefully they upgrade it in the new one.
Posted by Lord Crump Feb 12 2014 07:15 GMT
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Fortran
that might be an anti-spam measure Francis put in
weedlord bonerhitler
just post it here crempy

Posted by Francis Jan 29 2014 23:27 GMT in Digibutter News
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SAMMER BOWL SUNDAY is almost here! Similar to last year, it will take place in the betalands and consist of two parts: Character and Battle. Instead of submitting your sprite to me, you will create it in-game with the new Item creation tools. Just click Edit Items and then New Body to draw your equippable body and/or head. For bonus points, give your sammer guy a themed area.

Battle will begin Sunday and the best fighter (taking into account kills/deaths) wins.

The winners will be forever immortalized in stone for all to admire.
May the bits be ever in your favor

Ignorant

IT BEGINS

Francis
the heads are matched to bodies by name

YouTube
Posted by PlayStation Blog Feb 12 2014 13:00 GMT in Rayman Legends
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Next week sees the release of Ubisoft’s phenomenal platformer Rayman Legends on PS4. The limbless mascot’s latest adventure won huge acclaim when it launched on PS3 and PS Vita last year, and we can’t wait to see how its gorgeous visuals translate on the new hardware.

With that in mind, we’ve been harvesting a few of your questions via Twitter and our official forums, and put them to Senior Game Designer, Emile Morel. Read on to find out more about what you can expect from the PS4 release.

Can we use the touchscreen of the PS Vita to get the most out of the game? (Fragbeat, Netherlands)
Emile: In the PlayStation 4 version of Rayman Legends, you can use your PS Vita in Remote Play mode, which means that you can play the entire game on your PS Vita, without the need to use the TV. This mode is useful when you’re in the middle of a game and someone wants to use the TV, so you don’t have to stop, and you can continue playing for as long as you want!
As you will see, we have adapted the game controls to PS Vita so the experience is as enjoyable on this console as it is with the PS4 joystick in your hands!

However, you cannot control Murfy in touch mode on the PS Vita, because even in Remote Play mode you will continue to play the same version of the game when you use the PS4 joystick. The Murfy levels on PS4 have been designed to be played with a classic character, such as Rayman or Globox, for example. So, in using your PS Vita in Remote Play mode, you will find the originality and specificity of this PS4 version.

There are many musical levels on the PS3 version. What music would you like to add in a future game or via DLC? (CyberDie21, Netherlands)
Emile: When we were developing the game, we had a fairly large list of songs that we wanted to add to the game to create new musical levels. In the end, we kept only the best songs to integrate into the game.

If we had to make a DLC with musical levels, I could not tell you specific titles of new songs that would integrate the game because we would make a whole new selection, but I can tell you what is important in a song to make a good musical level in Rayman.

The song must have a fast enough rhythm (to match Rayman’s speed when he runs), it must have several variations from beginning to end (in order to create a good level design that surprises the player), and it must be very popular (to be easily recognised by players despite the small touch it adds to Rayman).

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Why does Rayman not have a girlfriend? (Chrisdenimes, France)
Emile: I tend to believe that we do not know all of Rayman’s private life. ☺ But what is certain is that he was so busy saving the Glade of Dreams in recent years, that he did not have enough time to find a girlfriend! That’s the price you pay for being a hero!

Regarding the online challenges, will the PS3 and PS4 boards be linked or will we only see PS4 scores? (Fourcherman, France)
Emile: Online challenges on these two versions are different, and rankings on these two versions will also be separated. This will allow the best players to shine on those consoles separately and to earn the best cups. Thus, players who discover the game on PS4 will have the chance to go higher in the rankings without having to face experienced players of the PS3 version who have been training with the online challenges since last August.

Why is it that the Land of the Glades, so calm and peaceful in Rayman 3, has become so sinister and dangerous in Rayman Legends? (Lechevalierdej, France)
Emile: Everything went wrong at the beginning of Rayman Origins. Rayman and his friends were snoring so loud they pushed the inhabitants of the Land of the Glades, who just wanted to live in peace, to the limit! Crazy with anger, the inhabitants of the Land of the Glades suddenly became very aggressive and terrifying characters, transforming the landscape of the place to their own image! Since then, the Land kept this evil aspect, but perhaps it will go back to being a calm place one day. You see, in the end it’s just a neighborhood story that went wrong!

What are the differences between the PS4 version and the PS3 and PS Vita versions? (erprimo10, Spain)
Emile: There are many differences and new features in this PS4 version. In this version, thanks to the power of the PS4, the textures of the game are more compressed, so you can see that the game’s graphics are clearer and more detailed than before. You will also see that there is no loading time when you enter or exit a level, which makes the navigation even faster and more enjoyable.

We have also integrated a new Camera Mode on PS4. By pressing the touchpad of the PS4 joystick, you pause the game and enter this mode, and by moving your fingers on the touchpad, you zoom in and out on the image and drag the image frame; and finally, by pressing the Share button, you can take a photo and share it with everyone. This Camera Mode is a great way to observe in detail all the characters and settings of the game, and a great way of expression to create wacky images with the elements found in the game.

On PS4, you can also use the touchpad to scrape the famous Lucky Tickets, then you will really feel like you’re scraping lottery tickets (with the sound of scraping straight from the PS4 joystick)!

Finally, in this PS4 version, you’ll also find new playable heroes: Assassin Ray (a character inspired by Edward Kenway, the hero of Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag), Funky Ray (a delusional character that you can unlock by using Uplay points), and Champion Ray (a character who will be offered to the best players of the community and those who live in this community; this character correspond to the new VIP status, visible in the rankings of online challenges).

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Rayman is a real video game icon – how much pressure to deliver did you feel during development? (Midgar_01, Spain)
Emile: Yes, the pressure is always big when you do a famous character like Rayman because you don’t want to disappoint the series fans! The pressure on Rayman Legends was even stronger because it was succeeding Rayman Origins, which is great title, so we had to prove we could still reinvent the game and bring new ideas!

That being said, once we were completely immersed in the game’s development, we released a little of that pressure because the force of Rayman is that his world is very open and free, bringing an incredible number of new features in each episode, and that gives the impression of having worked on a brand new game, and not a title that is part of a saga that has been around for almost 20 years! Rayman’s DNA is also there in this continuous changes that always bring a fresh element!

Where did the idea of Snoop Dogg promoting the next gen version of Rayman come from and will he be a playable skin in the game? (hayzink, UK)
Emile: It was the marketing teams who had the idea of using Snoop Dogg to promote Rayman Legends. The idea immediately appealed to its comic side, which goes very well with Rayman’s world. Snoop Dogg is not necessarily the first artist that comes to mind when we think of Rayman, so the idea of bringing together these two characters, these two legends, is something weird and funny! And, in addition, it proves that Rayman evolved with time, and it currently is a part of pop culture, just like Snoop Dogg!

And no, Snoop Dogg will not be playable in the game, he appeared as a character in the game just as a little joke in the trailer.

Is there any chance of having DLC with extra musical levels and will these type of levels be featured in future Rayman games? (dogwalker4000, UK)
Emile: So far, we have not announced DLCs for Rayman Legends, but if we ever do, we will make it clear that we would include new musical levels! We loved making these levels and, obviously, people also loved playing them! People always ask us for more musical levels, so there is a good chance they will be present in future Rayman games. I think that people now associate these levels with the brand and the character! It must be said that music has always been an essential part of Rayman’s world, so it is quite normal that these levels have fully found their place in this series!

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Can we expect a Rayman game that will not be in 2D in the future? I’m a big fan of Rayman Revolutions on PS2. Although 2D games have their own charm, I’d love to play something like Rayman Revolutions again. (Hgtred, Germany)
Emile: Rayman Revolution (other title of Rayman 2: The Great Escape) was a great game, and it is very possible that Rayman will be in 3D again one day. After all, the series began in 2D, and then the games were made in 3D, and finally went back to 2D with recent titles – this is a story cycle and I think that all forms are possible in the future of the series!

Is there going to be an upgrade program for PS4 players who have the game on PS3?
An upgrade program will not be available for Rayman Legends.

What was the most difficult part of the development on PS4? What was the most exciting part?
Emile: Without a doubt, our engineers are the ones who have worked the most to optimise the game on PS4 and remove the loading time. It may seem pretty trivial when it’s said like that, but the element of not having a loading time when you enter or exit a level actually changes the gaming experience. I remember the first time we were able to test the game without the loading time: we spent time entering and exiting the tables, just for the pleasure of seeing the levels start immediately. It was almost two years of knowing the game with the loading time, so suddenly not having it really changed the experience.

The development of Camera Mode was particularly interesting as well, because it is a great tool for players to finally see all the details that our artists have placed in the character animations and decorations (including the backgrounds). When this mode was available, we played a lot trying to create the craziest images by stopping the game at the best moments. I cannot wait to see the crazy images that the community will create using this mode!

Francis
"However, you cannot control Murfy in touch mode on the PS Vita, because even in Remote Play mode you will continue to play the same version of the game when you use the PS4 joystick". So it seems that Remote Play can not be used for asynchronous gameplay like you see on Wii U.

Posted by Ignorant Feb 09 2014 09:10 GMT in dicks, all of them.
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Ignorant

complete with fully functional nas penis

Lord Crump

yeah but who appointed maiq

the president of digibutter

aka cid highwind

aka lord crump

so by my reasonable foresight that makes me the best mod

Posted by Super Mario man Dec 14 2013 13:59 GMT
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Fortran
Wii U is selling horribly and I'm fairly sure the 3DS is selling several times as many Wii Us
Doopliss

Bumping super mario brother is a criminal offense


Posted by Kotaku Feb 11 2014 21:00 GMT in Steam
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Goat Simulator wasn't meant to be a game played by the public—it was just the product of a game jam where the devs were playing around with programming stuff. But when the internet saw footage of the game, almost everyone agreed: we need to have a game that lets us mess everything up as a goat. Because CHAOS REIGNS.Read more...

Posted by Doopliss Feb 09 2014 12:35 GMT in betalands
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Grievous

Rump-a-dump dump


Posted by Gold Prognosticus Feb 09 2014 12:22 GMT
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If you can read this message, it means my program to log in and post messages to Digi automatically is working as intended.

Posted by Joystiq Feb 08 2014 19:40 GMT in Gaming News
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Dong Nguyen, creator of Flappy Bird, has tweeted plans to "take Flappy Bird down" 22 hours from the tweet's publishing date, which was 2:02 p.m. EST.

"It's not anything related to legal issues," Nguyen clarified. "I just cannot keep it anymore."

Nguyen did not offer an exact reason for his plans to pull Flappy Bird. Nguyen also dismissed the idea of selling Flappy Bird and asked that such questions not be sent to him. [Image: GEARS Studios]
Francis
I feel for the guy. The game is well made, and not quite the rip-off everyone says it is. People seem to hate him for it and it appears he's very sensitive to it.
Gold Prognosticus
The fact that it isn't ridiculously monetised gets it a number of points from me. I can live with a single advert that is hidden during gameplay. I assume users who've already downloaded it don't lose it when it gets removed?

Posted by Mega-Sandy Feb 06 2014 22:59 GMT in Sonic
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Sonic boom

Gold Prognosticus
Knuckles vaguely reminds me of Hitmonlee.
Viddd
I sorta agree with most of what Crump said back there. Sonic 3&K had some fantastic levels and design that I just don't think Sonic CD could top. I felt some of the levels and bosses in the latter just felt too annoying to deal with. Time gates were a crazy cool concept, but they just didn't work out as well as I'd hope.
You're way wrong about the music, though. Sonic CD's soundtrack was *crag*ing fantastic. S3&K had some great tracks, but CD edges it out.

Posted by Fortran Feb 08 2014 20:46 GMT in Francis
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Very sorry to hear about your recent DWI Francis. We hope you can muster the strength to triumph over your addiction. All of us here at Digibutter have your back.

Super-Claus
While we're having an intervention:
http://z3.invisionfree.com/furries_anonymo...
You need help francis, buddy
Ignorant
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Posted by Mega-Sandy Feb 08 2014 23:44 GMT in Sonic
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL 


Posted by Viddd Jun 22 2011 05:04 GMT
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Post all your silly bullshit and I'll probably do it if it's easy enough to implement.

Oh, and I'm probably going to implement easily abusable features too, but they're probably going to be hidden so people Nas and Francis don't complain as much.

weedlord bonerhitler
no go away
Fallen Shade

:rape: