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Our Surprising First Look at How Gotham City Impostors Does Batman Vs. Joker

Posted by Kotaku May 17 2011 18:20 GMT in Xbox Live Arcade

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#batsvsjokerz Revealed yesterday, Gotham City Impostors is a multiplayer first-person shooter that pits Batman acolytes against the Jokers disciples. It sounds just crazy enough to work and it looks even crazier, based on the game's first piece of artwork. More »

The Jokerz look way better.

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The Jokerz were so badass. I love Batman Beyond. But anyways, even the Red Triangle Circus is better than those Joker wannabes, and they worked for the *crag*ing Penguin. Bat-Scot could put them all into a soupcan.

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You May Not Get That Wet Sequel You've Been Wanting

Posted by Kotaku May 17 2011 23:30 GMT in Wet

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#rumor The revelation that Artificial Mind and Movement's Wet and Naughty Bear were both getting sequels—despite some mixed reception—was something of a surprise. Less surprising was A2M's name change to the less giggle-inducing Behaviour. Now it appears that Wet 2 may not happen after all. More »

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*CRAG*. I loved WET too. ):

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Duke Nukem's Gay Sidekick Was Nixed

Posted by Kotaku May 16 2011 11:30 GMT in Duke Nukem Forever

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#chewingbubblegum In Duke Nuke: Forever, a wide variety of heterosexual tropes get probed. "Sexuality is part of Duke's personality," game designer Randy Pitchford recently said at the BAFTAs in London. It's part of the games, too. More »

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If they had kept it, then maybe the game would have succeeded at offending everyone ever.

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The Art Of God Of War III

Posted by Kotaku Sep 02 2010 06:30 GMT in God of War III

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#books Ballistic Publishing, the team behind the excellent Uncharted 2 art book, are back with another tome for a Sony franchise, only this time it's God of War. More »

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where can i get one of those blades?

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not here obviously
and i highly recommend changing your name

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StarFox 64 3D Supports up to Four Players. No Online.

Posted by Kotaku May 12 2011 12:30 GMT in Star Fox 64 3D

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#3ds At a retail event today in Japan, Nintendo gave more Star Fox 64 3D details. More »

Star Fox 64 Online would have been amazing. I was pro at battle mode

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as long as it still has the DS download play function I'm ok

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Bin Laden's Compound Now Available as a Counter Strike Map

Posted by Kotaku May 08 2011 19:00 GMT in Counter-Strike: Source

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#counterstrike Should you lack Kuma War II, which on Saturday published a free episode recreating the raid on Osama bin Laden's final hiding spot, you may also download a free map of the Abottabad complex created with Counter Strike: Source More »

awesome

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that didn't take long at all

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Sex Sells

Posted by Kotaku May 08 2011 18:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#top5listoftop10lists Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What's better? A list of those. Here's a roundup of the rundowns out there. More »

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ok

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Gamer Recreates Massive Replica of His Home in Minecraft

Posted by Kotaku May 05 2011 13:00 GMT in Minecraft

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#watchthis Minecraft gamer Capp00 set out to recreate his real-world home inside the block virtuality of Minecraft. More »

It's shit

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I've seen a complete recreation of St. Basil's cathedral before, this is nothing.

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Anonymous Fears Nerd Backlash From PlayStation Hack

Posted by Kotaku May 04 2011 21:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#hackers The Sony hackers who perpetrated one of the biggest data breaches in history left a calling card on Sony's servers: a file called "Anonymous," containing the notorious hacking group's tag line. This is bad news for Anonymous, whose members largely want nothing to do with the hack. More »

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it's ebaum's revenge for getting blamed for things anon did

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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Theme Has an Amazing Easter Egg

Posted by Kotaku May 04 2011 02:00 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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#odnetnin Did you catch the latest trailer for Wii adventure The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword that debuted at this year's Game Developers Conference? Did you catch the hidden secret of the trailer's theme song? If not, watch this video. You might just be amazed. More »

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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

lol

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CONFIRMED: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Posted by Kotaku May 02 2011 02:42 GMT in Off-Topic

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Twitter is freaking out right now over news that Osama bin Laden is dead. Jill Jackson, a producer for CBS News, seems to have broken the story on her feed. President Obama has called a news conference...Developing.… [Gawker] More »

*crag* you get back to your job and tell me what is happening to my games

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This is actually just a viral advertisement for the upcoming Al Qaeda fps.

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Microsoft's Execrable "Clippy" Returns in Gamified Office Tutorial

Posted by Kotaku Apr 30 2011 03:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#ohgod Microsoft Word's loathsome Clippy, the Crazy Crab of application mascots, is making a comeback. Yes, really. Killed off in 2007, Microsoft is now using him as the tutorial host introducing you to the wonders of the latest round of whatever useless bloatware they're heaping on Office. More »

goty

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS0vZFPnksk

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The Entire Bit.Trip Saga Is Coming To Nintendo 3DS

Posted by Kotaku Apr 29 2011 00:45 GMT in Nintendo 3DS

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#gaijingames The adventures of Commander Video are served six ways in the new Bit.Trip Saga, the Nintendo 3DS compilation that will included every Bit.Trip game released by developer Gaijin Games. Not only do you get Bit. Trip Beat, you get Core, Void, Runner, Fate and Flux. More »

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sweet

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One of the iPhone's Best Role-Playing Sagas Continues in Zenonia 3

Posted by Kotaku Apr 28 2011 19:20 GMT in Gaming News

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#zenonia3 In 2009 Zenonia changed my idea of what an iPhone role-playing game could be. 2010's Zenonia 2: The Lost Memories further refined the series' winning formula. Now Zenonia 3: The Midgard Story arrives, and it looks to big the biggest Zenonia yet. More »

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Zenonia 2 ws pretty bad, not sure if I'll get it

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Super Street Fighter IV: Hyper Cute Anthropomorphic Edition

Posted by Kotaku Apr 26 2011 22:20 GMT in Street Fighter IV

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#fanart Five Street Fighter legends take on rad animal form in this fan art piece by Chie Yamamoto Boyd. FIGHT! More »

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wasn't blanka already pretty much an animal

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More Sonic Generations, More Hopes Raised

Posted by Kotaku Apr 21 2011 11:20 GMT in Sonic Generations

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#viciouscycle And so the cycle starts anew. Sonic Generations lets players play as a classic, sidescrolling Genesis Sonic or as modern, control-him-from-behind-in-3D Sonic. As Kotaku previously pointed out, there are no special powers and no playable friends. More »

Classic sonic levels look okay. I like how Sega focuses more on the modern sonic levels. This game looks meh now.

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lol soda

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Nintendo Confirms Wii Successor

Posted by Kotaku Apr 25 2011 07:15 GMT in Gaming News

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#breaking Today in Japan, Nintendo confirmed the Wii's successor. The still unnamed console will be revealed at this year's E3 gaming expo in Los Angeles this June. More »

They better not just add two more i's in, that would be the shittiest most hard to explain to other people thing ever

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oh god wii hd and wiidii sound terrible *crag*

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Heavenly Tetris Delivers A Miracle From Above

Posted by Kotaku Apr 23 2011 03:47 GMT in Tetris

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gudmagazine.com

#hotflashes On Wednesday, XKCD - look, if you're reading a video game site at (checks watch) 11:47 PM, then XKCD needs no introduction - offered its vision of Tetris in heaven. Today, someone made that a playable reality. More »

Praise Gud!

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I play Tetris to relax.
I can go max speed and not give a *crag*.

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Church Bribes Easter Service Attendees With 3DS And Other Electronic "Crap"

Posted by Kotaku Apr 22 2011 15:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS

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#praisebetonintendo Elk River, Minnesota Pastor Eric Dykstra has "no problem bribing people with crap in order to meet Christ," which is why hitting up The Crossing Church for Easter Sunday services could win you a Nintendo 3DS. More »

lol religion

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but Android Hell is a real place

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Garbage Truck Simulator Pitched As The Most Depressing PC Sim Ever

Posted by Kotaku Apr 23 2011 00:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#oddities You may have seen games from European PC game publisher Excalibur Publishing before, responsible for mundane transportation sims like German Truck Simulator, Forklift Truck Simulator and Bus Simulator 2. But Excalibur may have outdone itself this time with the arrival of Garbage Truck Simulator, its latest release. More »

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Playstation Network Outage Continues to Keep 70 Million PS3 Gamers Offline

Posted by Kotaku Apr 22 2011 13:52 GMT in Gaming News

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#ps3 After days of intermittent service, the Playstation Network's complete outage rolls into its second day today with no new updates from Sony. More »

This is obviously GLaDOS' doing... or Skynet

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Right after Steamworks launching...
Sabotage from Valve, obviously.

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Help Shape A Legend With Mega Man Legends 3: Prototype Version

Posted by Kotaku Apr 21 2011 15:20 GMT in Mega Man Legends 3 Project

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#veryearlyaccess Capcom is calling Mega Man Legends 3 for the Nintendo 3DS the first Capcom game to be co-developed by fans. That's why there'll be a prototype version of the game available for testing as soon as Nintendo opens up the 3DS eShop. More »

DEAR GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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This makes me think a lot of companies are going to start making their players make their games for them, essentially making gamers pay for a game they created. still I can't wait for this game.

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PlayStation Home Now Home To Real-Time Multiplayer, Better Graphics & More

Posted by Kotaku Apr 20 2011 20:00 GMT in PlayStation Home

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#ps3 The PlayStation 3's digital hang out space, PlayStation Home, will soon be home to better actual video games, thanks to the platform's next big update. Version 1.5 of Home brings promised features like real-time multiplayer, improved physics and better visuals. What else? More »

people still care about this?

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An interactive themed chat room with physics could be fun, too bad it won't be like that.

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Atari Revives Centipede As A Post-Apocalyptic Shooter (With Giant Bugs, Of Course)

Posted by Kotaku Apr 19 2011 19:40 GMT in Centipede: Infestation

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#video Atari, after reviving (or attempting to revive) classic games like Warlords and Yars' Revenge, is turning its attention to 1980 arcade classic Centipede for its next project. This is Centipede: Infestation, a twin-stick shoot 'em up for the Wii and Nintendo 3DS. More »

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Interesting, I might need to pick this up

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Introducing the PS3's Answer to the Wii Bowling Ball

Posted by Kotaku Apr 18 2011 19:40 GMT in High Velocity Bowling

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#watchthis Yes, a bowling ball for your PS3. Take that Dude. More »

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I want a real bowling ball that looks like that.

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New Nintendo Console Debuting At E3, Launching In 2012, More Powerful Than Xbox 360 and PS3

Posted by Kotaku Apr 14 2011 19:17 GMT in Gaming News

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#wii2 Nintendo's next console will debut at E3 in June, moving the maker of Mario and Zelda into the HD era. The news, first reported by Game Informer today, confirms rumors that have been swirling for months in the wake of slowing game releases from Nintendo. More »

Cool, now we just have to hope they get it right this time.

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lol ok

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How Thick Should Chun-Li's Thighs Be?

Posted by Kotaku Apr 13 2011 21:00 GMT in Street Fighter x Tekken

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#anatomylesson Last week, in Miami, Yoshinori Ono, the cheerful, jokey lead producer of the Street Fighter series had just shown off his team's new game, Street Fighter X Tekken. He and I were just about done talking about it. More »

big because of the minority that crump fits into

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Soon we'll have to refer to her as Ultra-Transatlantic-Thighbot Li

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Sega Says It Had Streets of Rage Remake Pulled To 'Protect Our Intellectual Property Rights'

Posted by Kotaku Apr 12 2011 20:50 GMT in Gaming News

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The fan-made Streets of Rage homage released earlier this month, eight years in the making, was recently pulled at the request of Sega. The maker of the 16-bit Streets of Rage games says it took action to "protect our intellectual property rights." Sega's full statement is here. More »

that's stupid *crag* you sega

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>too lazy to make that a link
>edit the post anyway

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The ridiculous way one of the 1980s' biggest comic events was named

Posted by Kotaku Apr 11 2011 22:20 GMT in Gaming News

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#quoteoftheday In the 1980s, the bestselling Secret Wars miniseries was an antecedent to today's comic book mega-events, as it featured almost all of Marvel's marquee heroes and villains beating the tar out of each other. But how was it named? More »

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ok

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Toad's Mortal Kombat Fatality Is A Bit Much

Posted by Kotaku Apr 11 2011 05:00 GMT in Mortal Kombat

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#flawlessvictory While it's had its fair share of cross-franchise cameos before, one thing Mortal Kombat has always lacked has been guest appearances by classic arcade mascots. Let's fix that. More »

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MUGEN needs fatalities

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