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Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun Jun 29 2013 10:00 GMT in PC Gaming News

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artemis.eochu.com

If gathering friends to play Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator is a bit cumbersome, and if you find FTL a bit lonely, then I’ve found the perfect game for you. Final Frontier is the result of a nasty transporter accident between the pair, where the Heisenberg compensators decoupled and they arrived on the SS GMOD screaming and inside out. The sick bay did its best, but all it could do is stabilise the life signs. To be honest, the gristly lump that was spat out looks pretty amazing.(more…)

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Wednesday Night Cartoon Smash!!! hosted by Flavio

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 26 2013 04:42 GMT

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howdy campers, get pumped for the wednesday night cartoon smash. what does that mean? idk but i'm showing cartoons it'll be p cool. the party will begin at like 7:30 PSt probably and the link to the stream will be posted then

here is what the schedule looks like so far for the cartoon smash:

first we start with a block of Flash we call it the Flash Block. Tomorrow's featured Flash animations will be centered around popular flash artist Kirbopher, best known for his work on the Brawl Taunts franchise with Runka~Chunk. It's going to be like Masterpiece Theater but about a retard basically. here are the flashes:

Brawl Funnies

Street Fighter Chode

and of course, TOME episodes 1 through 3 by the genius Kirbopher himself (remember to pay for his college)

the next block of smashed cartoon we will be serving you for the dinner course will be the cartoon smashtakular. featured in the smashtakular block will be:

Sealab 2021

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Teen Titans

and The Venture Bros

Final block you have to injest with your cartoon viewing stomachs attached to cartoon eyes will be the Mystery Block. Oh my. Nobody knows what will be shown here, maybe Seinfeild or Arrested Development, maybe yogi bear, BUT PROBABLY KANGAROO JACK.

so yeah get pumped this is happening.

postponing this until friday

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http://a59yxrgkkt4t.watch2gether.com/
here we go streams up

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Horse And Craft: Minecraft Geoes Equestrian

Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun Jun 26 2013 19:00 GMT in Minecraft

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My Little Pickaxe, My Little Pickaxe, What is crafting all about? My Little Pickaxe, My Little Pickaxe Crafting is magic! I used to wonder what crafting could be. Until Mojang added horses to Minecraft.(more…)

autism overload reaching critical mass

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Oh hey look Jeb took mods that have been around forever and put them in the game again, good job jeb

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BIG UPDATE - unlimited items in levels, vertical levels, and more

Posted by Francis Jun 23 2013 06:16 GMT in betalands

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Now when you place a door you "own" the space around it.
There are two different user levels... horizontal (green) and vertical (blue).
You can give your level a name.
Inside your levels you have unlimited inventory of everything.
The world will now survive small updates to the server, so it shouldn't need to be reset anytime soon.
other minor stuff
The lantern can be turned on and off.

Nerr 3.0 coming soon...

HOLY SHIT FRANCIS DID SOMETHING!
take me

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customizable bosses yo
you're basically just building a multiplayer game maker

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The real mastermind behind Sting Chameleon

Posted by Francis Jun 27 2013 01:15 GMT in Mega Man X

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it all makes sense now

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beta-lands first test

Posted by Francis Dec 31 2012 00:54 GMT in betalands

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http://digibutter.nerr.biz/pages/betalands

Here are screen grabs of the entire world (broken up into three images) at about 7:30 eastern time (after it had been wiped clean a few times). I know people kept going, so who knows how far up they went.

Thanks for helping me test things out. There were some strange glitches for sure. Probably caused mostly by the blocks, which I just threw in last minute to give you all something to do.

The "real" game probably wont have free-placement of blocks like that. But instead you would be creating the buildings and objects to go inside them.

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

god dammit i was right up in that last part too

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Doops you have to make a *crag*town level now

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ISAAC/GENO CONFIRMED

Posted by Ignorant Jun 16 2013 03:11 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

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You and me both know that Square nowadays is an asshole. They wouldn't let Geno in the game, so I'm thinking that Isaac (Golden Sun) is gonna be there, as he was a trophie.

BUT GENO PLS

As I said in the miiverse:

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Once you got Peach, and had that one ring on her, she was unstoppable. I usually used Mario, Peach, and Bowser. (Melee, Healing/invincibility, Melee)
I loved how Bowser could chuck Mario at enemies to cause damage.

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Mario Levels Made Out Of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy.

Posted by Kotaku Jun 18 2013 06:00 GMT in Gaming News

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it8bit.com

Made by artist and designer Tobias Wüstefeld for the We Love 8 Bit show in Austria this month, these two pieces are...animal skulls. Turned into floating Super Mario Bros. levels. Right. It should be macabre as hell, but really, you barely notice the fact they're the skulls of dead animals. Maybe. Just think of them as incredibly detailed clouds! [via it 8-bit]

What the fuuuuuuck

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Uhm...I'm not sure whether to be impressed, or disgusted.

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Sakurai explains why Smash Bros. is going portable, patches considered and more

Posted by GoNintendo Jun 26 2013 03:01 GMT in Nintendo Stuff

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neogaf.com

A portion of a PN interview with Sakurai...

PN: on the occasion of the E3 2011, Satoru Iwata has surprised everyone by announcing that the next Super Smash Bros. game. beyond on Wii U and Nintendo 3DS. What are the main differences between the two versions? Can we expect a few surprises, especially at the level of connectivity?

Masahiro Sakurai: While the development of Kid Icarus: Uprising was at its end, Satoru Iwata came me propose to develop the new Smash Bros game, and asked me if he should be on 3DS or Wii U. We were arrived at a point where the series could not evolve too, and we wondered if the passage on handheld console was the solution. In the past, we have increased the number of characters and arenas, but this was not enough.

At that time, we could have chosen to develop a 3DS version only, but we realized the presence of several limitations. I am referring to the fact of playing a game like Super Smash Bros.. on a small screen. Thus, even if it is not easy to develop two versions simultaneously, we chose to adapt the game experience to the specificities of each platform.

Even though the characters will be the same in the version Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, the arena will be completely different. In the 3DS version, they are based on games released on portable consoles, while Wii U, arenas are based on articles on home console games.

PN: Several months ago, in Famitsu magazine, you express the regret of not being able patcher Super Smash Bros.. Brawl, especially at the level of online. But with the Wii U and the 3DS, it is now possible to modify a game after its release. What are the aspects of the new Super Smash Bros. game. which will be the subject of scrutiny, for possible patches?

Sakurai: It is difficult to say at present, but rather obviously, we always try to keep the best balance. Nevertheless, I do not yet know if it will be really easy to patch these games once they will be released. For example: you have a person with a patched version of the game, and another with a non-patched version. If these two people play together, do they meet no problems? We will have to do extensive research about it.

That said, I think the patches are an important tool to maintain the balance of a game, once this last released. As you surely already know, the reputation of some characters, who are considered weak or powerful, is something to which players are very interested on the internet.

And sometimes, you have to ask if these perceptions are correct, or if people simply to join a popular opinion and to follow the movement. We really want to make our characters each have their specificities, with statistics that compensate their strengths.

We want to highlight these individual characteristics, but at the same time, players must also be asked whether they accept the reputation of a character on the internet. This is something that we will also have to take into account when creating patches.

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"We will have to do extensive research about it." no wonder Brawl's online sucked

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It's so nice to have an old friend for dinner.

Posted by Lord Crump Jun 26 2013 02:42 GMT

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The Animal Crossing New Leaf Turnip Thread: LET'S BREAK THE STALK MARKET WITH OUR INSIDE INFORMATION

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 23 2013 17:52 GMT

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Friend codes are in this thread: http://digibutter.nerr.biz/topics/277819/animal-crossing-new-leaf-fc-exchange

Post your turnip prices here everyday so that we can all make the most out of this system and be rich bitches. Today in my town Joan is selling Turnips at 100 bells a pop, so not the best day to buy in my town.

im going to let my turnips rot so i can get a fly and get one step closer to completing museum suck it nerd
also i cant figure out how turnips work anyway i thought you were supposed to plant them but that didnt do anything oh well

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My turnips are 130 today.

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The ultimate Mario haircut

Posted by GoNintendo Jun 25 2013 17:21 GMT in Nintendo Stuff

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Wow...not too bad.

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Well, This Is The Worst Pac-Man Facial Hair I've Ever Seen

Posted by Kotaku Jun 25 2013 20:00 GMT in Pac-Man

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tosh.comedycentral.com

It's not like I've seen all that much Pac-Man facial hair. Or really, any Pac-Man facial hair. But this is still the worst. This dude, posted to Uberhumor and spotted by Tosh.0, manages to combine some truly nightmarish facial hair with a generally dopey/high facial expression, sending a clear message: "I don't give a flying *crag*." A transcript from when I dropped this image into Kotaku group-chat: Evan: The real question is, does he have enough chest hair for ghosts? Owen: Wait'll you see where he plays Missile Command.

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Well, that looks pretty . . . uh . . . uhm . . . . . unique?

Worst username award 2012

Posted by Grievous Sep 09 2012 17:14 GMT in JacobDaGun

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it's a threeway tie between wootman, Grievous, and JacobDaGun

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Wait....how is my username horrible?

lol

Posted by Super-Claus Feb 07 2013 02:31 GMT in Nas & Slim R in Wuv

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haaaaaaaaaaa

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Dragon Quest X moves over to PC

Posted by GoNintendo Jun 22 2013 13:46 GMT in Nintendo Stuff

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neogaf.com

We heard a long, long time ago that Dragon Quest X was eventually going to see release on the PC. Now that promise is actually coming true. Square-Enix has confirmed that the title will make its way to PC in the not-too-distant future, slated for a Sept. 26th release.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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gonna kill myself

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No, Retro Didn't Forget About Metroid Prime. Not Even Close.

Posted by Kotaku Jun 13 2013 20:00 GMT in Metroid

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Retro Studios, makers of the legendary Metroid Prime series, is currently busy creating the next generation of Donkey Kong Country, much to the chagrin of a lot of Metroid fans. That doesn't mean, however, that they abandoned Metroid. On the contrary. "Well, we love Metroid. We love Metroid Prime and we always will," Retro Studios President Michael Kelbaugh told IGN. "It was a big part of our studio, the culture of the studio... We might do another one someday. But we really enjoyed working with [Donkey Kong] as well." Kelbaugh explained that the team wanted to develop another Donkey Kong Country to see what they could do with the franchise on the Wii U's more powerful hardware, and to implement some leftover ideas from Country Returns. So, why not develop a new Metroid Prime alongside the new Donkey Kong Country? "We’re pretty much on one major project at a time. We do a game every two years or three years... Do we have the bandwidth to do two major projects at once? I don’t think so. A big project and a little project at the same time, we can do that." IGN then spoke to Nintendo's Kensuke Tanabe, producer of all four Metroid Prime titles, who chimed in with his own ideas on where the Prime series could go next. "Basically I’m thinking of, not just Samus, but how we can expand the whole Samus universe. You remember Metroid Prime Hunters. I’m thinking about things like how we could make that go out further, with all these different bounty hunters as well." Well, better late than never. E3 2013: Nintendo, Retro Discuss Future of Metroid [IGN] Questions? Comments? Contact the author of this post at andras-AT-kotaku-DOT-com.

new Hunters almost confirmed

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Hunters wasn't made by Retro. As far as any involvement had with Hunters, Retro only supplied character designs. I hope Retro's can make a better "Hunters" type game than NST did, though.

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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker's unused dungeons were implemented into other Zelda games, Wind Waker HD pacing tweaked

Posted by GoNintendo Jun 13 2013 21:17 GMT in Nintendo Stuff

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eurogamer.net

The following comes from a Eurogamer interview with Eiji Aonuma.

Removed Wind Waker dungeons

"Quite honestly, those dungeons we removed we used in other games, so we can't use them in this version!"

On new content in Wind Waker HD

"I've received many questions about additional content beyond what was in the GameCube version of the game, but our desire is to stay true of the story that was in the original. If we add dungeons then that will affect other parts of the GameCube version, which we really want to stay true to.

If it felt like there were maybe too few dungeons then I feel that what was wrong with the GameCube version was the pacing. It was thrown off because it took longer to get to certain dungeons. There was a waiting period, and then when you arrived there the experience maybe didn't feel as big, as you'd waited so long to get there. We're tuning the game to alleviate all that. The pacing should feel appropriate to the overall experience this time... We need to tighten those [gaps] and make the overall experience and story feel tighter."

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hahahaha time to not buy this

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im still buying because my wind waker disc is scratched to hell and back and my gamecube controllers are broken and i cant find any cords for my gamecube or my memory card so this is good for me

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RP: The Drunken Black Mage

Posted by Lord Crump Jun 22 2013 22:01 GMT

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Eeesh you guyz, I need to cast this, urrrrp, this speeeeel. Anyone want some flumpus-wumpus-dumpity-woo MAGIC? hahahahahahahaha

i am lord thief i am a god i kill you all one hit

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(OoC: this is dumb)

Anyone watch TMNT 2012 on Nickelodeon? It's the best action cartoon that channel ever had, and I'll argue it's the best incarnation of TMNT yet.

Posted by Lord Crump Jun 22 2013 16:51 GMT

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holy shit you aren't dead yet

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Why get a another monitor when my computer is a laptop, which has a perfectly good built-in screen?
And the thing about wireless keyboards is that the vast majority of them are only good for about two to three feet away
Also, if I had my computer outputting to two monitors, there's that, plus running multiple processes for both the television and the game engine I'm developing in, which can already be a beast depending on what you're doing
Anyone who streams Game of Thrones live openly would in all likelihood be shut down by HBO within minutes of the episode's start

Hello everyone! I am Lucus Centrillion Surpress (My character's name), but you call can just call me Lucus. Nice to meet all of you!

Posted by CirnouliK Jun 22 2013 21:24 GMT in Introductions

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Good day, dear sir

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howdy

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Looks like Michael Baby whitewashed an iconic villain

Posted by Lord Crump Jun 22 2013 17:44 GMT

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io9.com

William Fichtner is all right for some villain roles, but definitely not shredder...

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ugh. why. is he adopted or something?

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Reggie's body is ready

Posted by Francis Jun 22 2013 03:21 GMT in Animal Crossing New Leaf

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Can everyone stop saying that now?

reggielution

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awww I wanted a tour of his actual home.

NSLU levels seem pretty good so far. Just the right amount of challenge and I like the shorter length. The smaller levels I think forced tighter level design.

Posted by Francis Jun 20 2013 17:45 GMT in New Super Luigi U

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nice touch that each level has a Luigi sprite or image in it somewhere. It does take a a little while to get used to Luigi's slippery movement.

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dat time limit https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAA...

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my zelda timeline theory

Posted by Fortran Jun 22 2013 00:08 GMT in The Legend of Zelda

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and then I drank chlorine

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The fourth timeline, after Epona and Link swap bodies when the dimensional time-travel stuff goes horribly wrong.

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wow, Xbox backed out of all their DRM plans (and features)

Posted by Francis Jun 19 2013 21:22 GMT in Xbox One

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news.xbox.com

Crazy that they would give up on all the benefits they were going to have. (game sharing, no disc needed, etc) Discs now have to be in the tray, digital games can't be shared or resold, but everything can work offline.

Could they not have done both?

Like I said on another site, the removal of the negatives isn't some kind of good will offering, it's damage control. There's still the threat of them reinstating them in a patch.

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ah cool Gold, I didn't know they added that. Yeah it's like the Wii -> Wii U transfer process, for moving everything to a new device. (probably for people who wanted to upgrade to an XL).

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An Entire British Town Has Been Turned Into A Zelda Map

Posted by Kotaku Jun 19 2013 06:00 GMT in The Legend of Zelda

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As part of the Switch Fringe festival in Ipswich, England, artist The Decibel Kid drew this map of the city to help attendees find their way around and track down shows and events. While most aspects are actual parts of Ipswich rendered in 16-bit style, keep your eyes out for the odd Nintendo cameo, like the King of Red Lions. Map [Switch Fringe, via Slashdot]